Is Pee good for your skin?

badabing106

"The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants, and urine also contains the body's excess resources of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Drinking and massaging urine into the skin, I learned, allows your body to reabsorb these nutrients and stimulate healing"
Monica Schadlow, M.D.

Which do you think would be better for your skin? A leading "anti aging" skin care product with 50 chemical ingredients or urine which is 95 %water and has 0% harmful substances

No but cum is.

Mint Sauce

badabing106 wrote: »

The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants, and urine also contains the body's excess resources of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Drinking and massaging urine into the skin, I learned, allows your body to reabsorb these nutrients and stimulate healing.
Monica Schadlow, M.D.

Is that Monica Schadlow opinion OP? What about yours?

































I find its good for blasting people with though!

badabing106

Some people might be sceptical,they are programmed to think that pee is disgusting. but pee is 95% water and 5% vitamins and minerals. Alot better and safer than any "anti aging" cream with 50 artificial ingredients!

tomwaterford

badabing106 wrote: »

Some people might be sceptical,they are programmed to think that pee is disgusting. but pee is 95% water and 5% vitamins and minerals. Alot better and safer than any "anti aging" cream with 50 artificial ingredients!

Wouldn't fancy rubbing smithwicks pïss into meself.....but il fill a bottle for yous the weekend

PM me for collection details

badabing106

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Is that Monica Schadlow opinion OP? What about yours?

































I find its good for blasting people with though!

1part castor oil, 3parts olive oil. Massage face/clean.

Clean cloth soak in hot water and mid stream pee,Place on face for one minute. Cleansing

Wash face

riffmongous

Anytime I've got a smell of piss off someone they generally don't seem to be doing too well OP

lazybones32

Yes. Pee is great for removing aged and dead skin cells and promoting new cell growth, especially on the face.
It also helps prevent dandruff when massaged into the scalp, for the same reasons above.
The urea in yellow pee is an effective neutraliser of odour-causing bacteria in the armpits and other problem areas.

Obviously, you don't just pee on yourself and that's it. You dilute it and rinse it off afterwards but it has amazing benefits, which i have personally experienced. I don't know how to link from the phone but there are some very informative sites out there and the results are being taken seriously.

badabing106

riffmongous wrote: »

Anytime I've got a smell of piss off someone they generally don't seem to be doing too well OP

Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course

magentis

badabing106 wrote: »

Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course

Mine smells of apples after a day on the bulmers.

PARlance

badabing106 wrote: »

Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course

Piss, just like fish!

Mint Sauce

badabing106 wrote: »

Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course

Unless you are dehydrated, have a UTI, or something else going on.

I love when it smells of asparagus

ballyargus

tomwaterford wrote: »

Wouldn't fancy rubbing smithwicks pïss into meself.....but il fill a bottle for yous the weekend

PM me for collection details

I can see adverts.ie as of tomorrow:

"Swap for two litres of my piss and some cash my way?"

badabing106

ballyargus wrote: »

I can see adverts.ie as of tomorrow:

"Swap for two litres of my piss and some cash my way?"

Not really. All humans have a supply of their own urine

badabing106

I would wager that urine would be more beneficial to a person's skin than a 50 euro cream with 50 different ingredients

Is there Any person that would disagree with that?

And I'm not taking about emollient effects, just the ingredients

looksee

It gives babies nappy rash.

bilbot79

Organism Cascades unwanted toxins into concentrated liquid within toxin resistant chamber for expulsion from system.

Organism then drinks toxins

Ahhhh

ballyargus

badabing106 wrote: »

Not really. All humans have a supply of their own urine

You haven't negotiated on adverts

badabing106

bilbot79 wrote: »

Organism Cascades unwanted toxins into concentrated liquid within toxin resistant chamber for expulsion from system.

Organism then drinks toxins

Ahhhh

Which do you think would be more toxic to apply to your skin

Urine which has been filtered by your body or a cream with 50 artificial ingredients?

lazybones32

lazybones32 wrote: »

Yes. Pee is great for removing aged and dead skin cells and promoting new cell growth, especially on the face.
It also helps prevent dandruff when massaged into the scalp, for the same reasons above.
The urea in yellow pee is an effective neutraliser of odour-causing bacteria in the armpits and other problem areas.

great for getting rid of athletes foot as well.

tomwaterford

badabing106 wrote: »

Which do you think would be more toxic to apply to your skin

Urine which has been filtered by your body or a cream with 50 artificial ingredients?

Healthy urine is not toxic. However, it contains compounds eliminated by the body as undesirable, and can be irritating to skin and eyes.
Urine - Wikipedia


And Yous trying to tell people your sitting at home in the evenings rubbing yourself in piśs :pac: :pac:

RobertKK

I think this thread is to promote golden showers...

diomed

badabing106 wrote: »

"The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants

Oh no, I've just anitoxidised myself.

bilbot79

Did David Wolfe start this thread?

Next thing we'll be avoiding vaccines because they make you sick

Berserker

Can't see how it can be good for you. It's waste. Same as faeces.

badabing106

tomwaterford wrote: »

Healthy urine is not toxic. However, it contains compounds eliminated by the body as undesirable, and can be irritating to skin and eyes.
Urine - Wikipedia


And Yous trying to tell people your sitting at home in the evenings rubbing yourself in piśs :pac: :pac:

You didn't answer the question. Which do you think would be healthier?

corner of hells

Pretty certain there's plenty of educational films on d'internet about the subject.

badabing106

diomed wrote: »

Oh no, I've just anitoxidised myself.

Which do you think has more harmful chemicals? Your pee which is filtrated by a very efficient biological machine, or a product which has 20 or 30 or 40 or 50 chemically added ingredients

kylith

Fancy face creams often have urea or uric acid in the ingredients. Fear not, people are already rubbing pee into their faces!

Donald Trump

badabing106 wrote: »

"The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants, and urine also contains the body's excess resources of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Drinking and massaging urine into the skin, I learned, allows your body to reabsorb these nutrients and stimulate healing"
Monica Schadlow, M.D.

Which do you think would be better for your skin? A leading "anti aging" skin care product with 50 chemical ingredients or urine which is 95 %water and has 0% harmful substances

Deleted User wrote: »

No but cum is.

I think that that one was Monica Schwallows theory. Easy to get them pair mixed up

Donald Trump

But yeah, the benefits of getting pissed on are well known.

Especially when it's by hookers in a hotel in Moscow

Or so I've heard..................

badabing106

Donald Trump wrote: »

I think that that one was Monica Schwallows theory. Easy to get them pair mixed up

Monica Schadlow. She is the most respected dermatologist in New York

Donald Trump

badabing106 wrote: »

Monica Schadlow. She is the biggest dermatologist in New York

Feckin nija editing fecker

I was going to make a joke about her having to be massive and having acres of skin given all the fatties over there.

Plus, my attempted joke appears to have gone over your head....

badabing106

Donald Trump wrote: »

Feckin nija editing fecker

I was going to make a joke about her having to be massive and having acres of skin given all the fatties over there.

Plus, my attempted joke appears to have gone over your head....

Completely gone over my head. What are you talking about? Do you think I'm Moscow spy?

Akrasia

badabing106 wrote: »

Which do you think has more harmful chemicals? Your pee which is filtrated by a very efficient biological machine, or a product which has 20 or 30 or 40 or 50 chemically added ingredients

I neither lather myself in piss, nor artificial skin creams, do I win?

sjb25

I just read this whole thread why oh why

Dakota Dan

lazybones32 wrote: »

Yes. Pee is great for removing aged and dead skin cells and promoting new cell growth, especially on the face.
It also helps prevent dandruff when massaged into the scalp, for the same reasons above.
The urea in yellow pee is an effective neutraliser of odour-causing bacteria in the armpits and other problem areas.

Obviously, you don't just pee on yourself and that's it. You dilute it and rinse it off afterwards but it has amazing benefits, which i have personally experienced. I don't know how to link from the phone but there are some very informative sites out there and the results are being taken seriously.

It's like an acid peel for your skin just like apple cider vinegar, somehow the apple cider vinegar seems more appealing.

Ghost Train

Thread could use a poll

MadYaker

OP is taking the piss

Day Lewin

P is great for skin, if it stands for Ponds.

Donald Trump

badabing106 wrote: »

Completely gone over my head. What are you talking about? Do you think I'm Moscow spy?

Ok, whatever humourous merit it might have had, explaining it will annihilate it

1) Person posts about a Doctor called Monica Schadlow who ostensibly did a study about the dermatological benefits of piss
2) Other person posts response saying that that is not true but that cum is beneficial
3) I respond saying that the second poster is referring to a different study by a "Monica Schwallows".

The attempted innuendo is that the second name is pronounced "swallows". Someone who is referred to as "Monica swallows" produces a study that cum is beneficial for skin. Ergo she won't have to swallow it any more

TeddyTedson

tomwaterford wrote: »

Wouldn't fancy rubbing smithwicks pïss into meself.....but il fill a bottle for yous the weekend

PM me for collection details

PeeM*

Donald Trump

ballyargus wrote: »

I can see adverts.ie as of tomorrow:

"Swap for two litres of my piss and some cash my way?"

How do you think Pee Flynn got his nickname?

He had to pay for those three houses some way!