I stuff my turkey with ...

RiderOnTheStorm

Just a bit of fun coming up to crimbo....

Type "I stuff my turkey with" into your predictive text and select the middle suggestion (and keep going if it makes sense) ... then post here for lols

My effort;
I stuff my turkey with the following link to the payroll.

(I think Oscar Wilde is safe....)


What you got?

rameire

I stuff my turkey with the export of a new record for the most important thing

Yoghurt87

I stuff my turkey with the food that sounds good but it is very nice and I don't want it either.

Squall Leonhart

I stuff my turkey with him to go to London again

me_irl

I stuff my turkey with this isn't facebook.

akelly02

My strong hand

I stuff my turkey with the very mentally unwell.


:pac:

the_pen_turner

I hope it is with preservatives or you wont enjoy it on the day

RocketRaccoon

I stuff my turkey with a bit of a fool to be a bit more I'll probably post it to you also please let me know if you have any questions or concerns about the other day and the other day and the other day and the other day and the other day and

super_furry

I stuff my turkey with my brain and then he said he would have a good time

Outlaw Pete

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I stuff my turkey with people who say "crimbo"

beertons

Sausages

longshanks

I stuff my turkey with the following week would be great to hear from you soon as possible to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be

The Backwards Man

Tennent's

RayM

I stuff my turkey with a lot more than I thought.

Don Kiddick

Yerra... someone has to say cock right?

XsApollo

I stuff my turkey with the meat in my stomach I think it’s good for you you.

melonstar

I stuff my turkey with my kief collector

Donald Trump

Don Kiddick wrote: »

Yerra... someone has to say cock right?

What if you're turkey is/was a cock?

branie2

Bread stuffing

Don Kiddick

Donald Trump wrote: »

What if you're turkey is/was a cock?

Ah! A little cock on cock action.....or as we like to call it "The Al Porter Christmas Special"

highdef

I stuff my Turkey with the worst thing to be in touch with

Don Kiddick

highdef wrote: »

I stuff my Turkey with the worst thing to be in touch with

Can we not just leave my cock out of your turkey. .... there's not enough to go around ffs

thelad95

I stuff my turkey with the chicken in my mouth so I’m sorry to bother him again but I’m just leaving the office and now I’ll see what happens.

Hector Bellend

Don Kiddick wrote: »

Ah! A little cock on cock action.....or as we like to call it "The Al Porter Christmas Special"

Even the turkey wasnt safe.

I stuff my turkey with the cheese so I’ll bring them back over there at the house if I get a coffee I’ll be back in a bit

I stuff my turkey with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number so when I get to the office for national security and the workload that's been left aside waiting for me to come and go as you please.

It then goes back into a "locker number of sex" loop. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

namloc1980

I stuff my turkey with the soccer field of study.

dee_mc

I stuff my turkey with the latest version of the plan.

greenflash

I stuff my turkey with the kids on WhatsApp

eoins23456

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NegativeCreep

I stuff the turkey with my god and the other one.

Junkyard Tom

Hitler.

wonski

I stuff my turkey and I don't want to spend that much time on it and I am not sure about that I will be late 20 minutes or so.

KKkitty

I stuff my turkey with the weather is good for you to know if you have a great day.

Your Face

I stuff my turkey with turkey stuff.

RiderOnTheStorm

Finnegan Scrawny Superhuman wrote:

I stuff my turkey with people who say "crimbo"

Do you need a special Saturnalia hug, Finnegan Scrawny Superhuman? 🎅

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

Do you need a special Saturnalia hug, Srameen? ��

When you look at the dictionary definition of crimbo it's clear I'm not the one in need of a hug.

Crimbo
A word used to describe Christmas, by people who are ashamed of their non Christian identity but still want to join in with the festive activities.

I stuff my turkey with quite a few so far this year, but there's probably more in the pipeline if I'm lucky.

Four Phucs Ache

I stuff my turkey with you and all who allow me to Google drive and Kindle around the world.

Angron

I stuff my turkey with a bit of bollocks.