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Sex robot doll

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    The only sexy robot I could be attracted to would be like Niska in Humans because she's conscious but, more importantly, she's a bit nuts and that's howIlikemywomengoddamitDON'TJUDGEME. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,790 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Which technology is closest to us now, believable sex robots or believable virtual reality?

    You'd get bored fcuking the same sex robot after a while but imagine the options if virtual reality was available.

    Stick on a VR suit with inbuilt sensors and away you go. What do you fancy today.....hmmmmm....midget gangbang, load programme and away you go. Snuff, scat, bestiality, fancy fcuking a swan, the world's your oyster. As long as someone will programme It, you can do it.

    Far better than a robot.

    Anyway, I'm off to see my therapist. Bye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Robots wouldn't be my thing but I don't get people who get worked up about people having sex with inanimate objects at home, an object that has human resemblance, in their own home, adults who bought it and can do what they want
    I think they're weirder than the people who have robot sex

    Would you get as worker up if women dildos had life like heads on top of them, because this is essentially the same thing with current technology


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,290 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    I'm going to be the first crass one out of the traps..
    Does anyone know how the cleaning of them works?
    In that..if a male were to deposit some shall we say liquid internally in one..I assume there is a way to remove said liquid?

    They're working on a cleaning robot who can clean out the sex robot. But it keeps losing interest in cleaning and going for a quick ride instead.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    kerryjack wrote: »
    Every man will have one of these in 10 years time...

    No we won't.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,430 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Stick on a VR suit with inbuilt sensors and away you go. What do you fancy today.....hmmmmm....midget gangbang, load programme and away you go. Snuff, scat, bestiality, fancy fcuking a swan, the world's your oyster. As long as someone will programme It, you can do it.

    Anyway, I'm off to see my therapist. Bye.

    I would have thought VR would be much further along at this point than it is. There was excitement about it 25 years ago but it never seemed to go anywhere


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    I would have thought VR would be much further along at this point than it is. There was excitement about it 25 years ago but it never seemed to go anywhere

    Haha, maybe it is much further along and we are not being trusted with it :D. We might never leave the house, and spend all day being wild and awesome in our fenced off, salubrious, VR worlds - but then who would buy all the things?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    No we won't.

    Your right maybe not 10 years maybe what might be more useful would be a good looking robot domestic servent that would do all the jobs around the house and you could give her the odd shag would you settle for one of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Swissgem wrote: »
    Conor is bullied by his wife, he'd settle for anything.

    Aren't you just lovely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    Swissgem wrote: »
    Conor is bullied by his wife, he'd settle for anything.

    Ugh. Nasty. Go back to bed and sleep it off


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭nervous_twitch


    I'm all for this.  I hope they're developing a male sexbot with a great arse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    I'm all for this.  I hope they're developing a male sexbot with a great arse!

    Thats the spirit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    We probably will have to rewrite the 10 commandments thought shall not covet thy neighbours doll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Ok being a woman I might be biased but I think women might go for sex toys because of men's inability to please their partners. Men because of looking to be pleased without pleasing.

    Well, I'm a woman married to a woman and TMI here but I always orgasm every time we have sex. That being said I still have toys that I use on my own. Masturbation is common whether you're in a relationship or not. Sometimes I just feel like a bit of me time to only please myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Well, I'm a woman married to a woman and TMI here but I always orgasm every time we have sex.

    We're very similar - I'm also with a woman and I cum every single time too :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,752 ✭✭✭✭blanch152


    Ok being a woman I might be biased but I think women might go for sex toys because of men's inability to please their partners. Men because of looking to be pleased without pleasing.

    That is a very one-sided view.

    Surely anyone, be they male or female, that uses a sex toy of any kind is doing so because they haven't been pleased by their partner/lover/spouse or don't have someone to please them.

    Sometimes that is because their partner is unable to please them, or sometimes it is because they are looking for more. However, that doesn't differ just because you are a man or a woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,790 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    blanch152 wrote: »
    That is a very one-sided view.

    Surely anyone, be they male or female, that uses a sex toy of any kind is doing so because they haven't been pleased by their partner/lover/spouse or don't have someone to please them.

    Sometimes that is because their partner is unable to please them, or sometimes it is because they are looking for more. However, that doesn't differ just because you are a man or a woman.

    Sex toys aren't only used when you aren't pleased by your partner/lover/spouse or don't have anybody to please you. Even where sex is good, they can be used to make it even better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,752 ✭✭✭✭blanch152


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Sex toys aren't only used when you aren't pleased by your partner/lover/spouse or don't have anybody to please you. Even where sex is good, they can be used to make it even better.

    True, but the idea that the motivations behind men and women using them are different just because they are men and women is sexist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭Hoboo


    Ok being a woman I might be biased but I think women might go for sex toys because of men's inability to please their partners. Men because of looking to be pleased without pleasing.

    Sounds like you settled for Mr Lazy :P :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Some fella is going to be on Liveline in a few years, describing how he lost his c0ck in one of these....Joe Duffy
    "Yeah, go one. So tell us, how does it make you feel?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Hoboo wrote: »
    Sounds like you settled for Mr Lazy :P :D

    Yeah maybe that's it. Had 3 long term partners and that's my experience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    I've had some guys that didn't care if I had an orgasm but in my experience most of them want you to have one or more. Actually sometimes I found it annoying because after my second I need some time to have another but some of them would be obsessed with giving me my third or whatever. I'm a bit like a man when it comes to sex, perfectly happy to go to sleep after I orgasm once, cheers!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Some fella is going to be on Liveline in a few years, describing how he lost his c0ck in one of these....Joe Duffy
    "Yeah, go one. So tell us, how does it make you feel?"

    "And I even paid for the extras, shur they don't care Joe!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Which technology is closest to us now, believable sex robots or believable virtual reality?

    You'd get bored fcuking the same sex robot after a while but imagine the options if virtual reality was available.

    Stick on a VR suit with inbuilt sensors and away you go. What do you fancy today.....hmmmmm....midget gangbang, load programme and away you go. Snuff, scat, bestiality, fancy fcuking a swan, the world's your oyster. As long as someone will programme It, you can do it.

    Far better than a robot.

    Anyway, I'm off to see my therapist. Bye.

    Good point


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    I can't imagine a sexbot having good tongue action so I wouldn't be interested.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Snuff, scat, bestiality, fancy fcuking a swan, the world's your oyster. As long as someone will programme It, you can do it.

    .

    Rule 34.

    That star trek holodeck would just bring out the worst in people.

    Personally, I'd start off picnicking at the edge of iguazu falls, or having my lunch inside a volcano in Honolulu, but inevitably after a few cans it would end up with 10 cock crazed Jennifer Lawrences in a bondage dungeon.

    It's a slippery slope.

    I'd still leave the poor swans alone...... you freak:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Rule 34.

    That star trek holodeck would just bring out the worst in people.

    They use to hint a lot about Riker's holodeck use!

    Anyway ye a lot can go wrong in the holodeck! :/:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    They use to hint a lot about Riker's holodeck use!

    Anyway ye a lot can go wrong in the holodeck! :/:)

    What happens on the holodeck, stays on the holodeck.....

    ..that was the feckin' problem, cleaning it.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭jcon1913


    kerryjack wrote: »
    We probably will have to rewrite the 10 commandments thought shall not covet thy neighbours doll.

    A book called "Do androids dream of elecrtic sheep" was made into "Blade Runner". The book touchd on the topic of envy of ones neighbours electric sheep. Not quite the same thing though.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    eviltwin wrote: »
    I can't imagine a sexbot having good tongue action so I wouldn't be interested.

    There are plans for the RimBot 2000.


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