Manchester United Thread..The Final Chapter of 17? (MOD WARNINGS IN OP)

Nalz

Nalz wrote: »

I hope he doesn't

But thanks Mkhitaryan for everything

This
Arsenal are still a rival even though it may not look like it at the moment.
If he succeeds at Arsenal that could be considered a problem for Utd

Rossi IRL

Tom.D.BJJ wrote: »

Flat track bullies
Functional
Rich man's Stoke
Lack of ambition

Olivier Holt trolling us 🀣🀣

Holt: I like watching teams scoring goals
Custis: Would you rather watch Spurs or United
Holt: Spurs
Custis: United have scored more goals

Holt guy is too salty

Gotta love this man
He will be sorely missed
Delighted he's getting a role in the club after he retires

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/954774192398000128

alchemist33

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

Lol latest bull**** on wages, we are going to be giving Sanchez 500,000 a week after tax. Where do these people make up their numbers!,

They calculate how much it'll take to work up some outrage, then add 100k.

spiralism

J. Marston wrote: »

Lukaku needs to start being a prick, for lack of a better word, in those situations.

He should be tearing strips off the two of them for not getting the ball in both those instances.

Van Nistelrooy or Rooney would have chinned them for not passing to them in those situations and i can't say i'd blame them. In the second photo you can see the exasperation from Lukaku. I hope there were teacups being flung at the pair of them in the dressing room tbh

IamtheWalrus

Tom.D.BJJ wrote: »

Flat track bullies
Functional
Rich man's Stoke
Lack of ambition

Olivier Holt trolling us ����

Aw ass cheek-clenching, toe curling cringe! How did this phrase become commonplace.

spiralism

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Aw ass cheek-clenching, toe curling cringe! How did this phrase become commonplace.

Phrase originated from cricket, its where a batsman would accumulate runs on a flat track and inflate his numbers but struggle on better pitches. Hence, flat track bully.

IamtheWalrus

spiralism wrote: »

Phrase originated from cricket, its where a batsman would accumulate runs on a flat track and inflate his numbers but struggle on better pitches. Hence, flat track bully.

Oh. I was wrong then. I thought it referred only to footballers, most commonly forwards, who perform best against smaller sides, as a school yard bully would pick on seemingly weaker opposition. I'll relax my toes but not ass.

DM_7

Lukaku is class





:pac:

Kerrydude1981

DM_7

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Holt: I like watching teams scoring goals
Custis: Would you rather watch Spurs or United
Holt: Spurs
Custis: United have scored more goals

Holt guy is too salty

Holt was blaming Woody for not doing a good enough job when Jose said United did not spend enough. I did laugh at the time as Newstalk took his ****e up to be one of Jose's pals defending him! Anyway, Woody goes out and gets Sanchez and he is changing direction again.

Discodog

It cheers the heart to see us being really hated again. We make the money, by clever investment & we can spend what we make.

RobbingBandit

I'm in two minds both simpsons related, I'm here like Lenny with the baseball cap before the team wins itching to put on my new Sanchez jersey but I'm also like homer with now what am I supposed to do with 10,000 Mkhitaryan jerseys...

pjohnson

RobbingBandit wrote: »

I'm in two minds both simpsons related, I'm here like Lenny with the baseball cap before the team wins itching to put on my new Sanchez jersey but I'm also like homer with now what am I supposed to do with 10,000 Mkhitaryan jerseys...

PhlegmyMoses

Discodog wrote: »

It cheers the heart to see us being really hated again. We make the money, by clever investment & we can spend what we make.

Some of the **** I have read recently is astounding. I wonder if people believe what they are saying or if it would just create too much cognitive dissonance to acknowledge that United have done well here.

United have essentially swapped a player who has had one consistently excellent season in the big leagues (one season with Dortmund) with one the best attacking talents in the league. Now I'm not saying that Mkhitaryan won't suit Arsenal, but his form over the last 5 years suggests that he is an inconsistent confidence player and he is more likely to continue on that road as he is to buck the trend.

Then we have the fees being quoted, with all manner of stuff being thrown in to create a nice eye catching number in the headline that will generate some nice ad revenue. This is not done for other transfers where there is an actual fee involved for whatever reason. Jaysus, if we are doing shonky maths, why are we not subtracting Mkhitaryans wage for the duration of his contract to get the overall cost of the deal?

Time will tell how well either player does out of this, but I know what side of this deal I'd rather be on.

Giggsy11

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

The person posting them was using them as examples to back up the quote "Lukaku played very well today" and that he probably should have had a goal or two but for selfish team mates (i agree with this part). So it makes sense in that context to discuss his overall contribution.

Had he scored one of these at the end, does it mean he played well? Goal and assist suggests he did but his overall play throughout the game wasn't man of the match worthy and he wasn't even one of our better players. Our attack stuttered today and they were all off colour including him.

If you are taking about my post and you think his overall game wasn't good then you need to re watch the game. Also I wasn't taking about only this game, it's very noticeable how his game has Io improved.

Btw if you want to argue against other's posts then you better quote them rather than posting with "that guy posted bla bla bla". If you are taking about other posts then ignore mine.

PhlegmyMoses

Giggsy11 wrote: »

If you are taking about my post and you think his overall game wasn't good then you need to re watch the game. Also I wasn't taking about only this game, it's very noticeable how his game has Io improved.

Btw if you want to argue against other's posts then you better quote them rather than posting with "that guy posted bla bla bla". If you are taking about other posts then ignore mine.

I don't need to rewatch the game. I just have a different opinion to you. That's okay. Most articles on player ratings have him at a 6 or 7 rating. He was decent yesterday, not very good.

And apologies for not quoting you, I was more talking about an overall need to overrate or underrate Lukakus performances rather than your individual post as there seems to be two camps emerging. Reality is, he has had a decent start to his career with us but is capable of more

Giggsy11

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

I don't need to rewatch the game. I just have a different opinion to you. That's okay. Most articles on player ratings have him at a 6 or 7 rating. He was decent yesterday, not very good.

And apologies for not quoting you, I was more talking about an overall need to overrate or underrate Lukakus performances rather than your individual post as there seems to be two camps emerging. Reality is, he has had a decent start to his career with us but is capable of more

Fair enough. Cheers.

yabadabado

spiralism wrote: »

Van Nistelrooy or Rooney would have chinned them for not passing to them in those situations and i can't say i'd blame them. In the second photo you can see the exasperation from Lukaku. I hope there were teacups being flung at the pair of them in the dressing room tbh

Would be hoping Jose let them have it over both chances. So infuriating seeing that happen, it's so obvious the right move was to pass it in.
Could have cost 3 points yesterday thankfully it make no difference.

yabadabado

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

Lol latest bull**** on wages, we are going to be giving Sanchez 500,000 a week after tax. Where do these people make up their numbers!,

Who said 500k after tax

Cantona's Collars

DM_7 wrote: »

Holt was blaming Woody for not doing a good enough job when Jose said United did not spend enough. I did laugh at the time as Newstalk took his ****e up to be one of Jose's pals defending him! Anyway, Woody goes out and gets Sanchez and he is changing direction again.

Holt is from Stockport, I bet he has the bedroom painted in light blue.

Lithium93_

This day last year, Rooney became the club's all time goalscorer.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/955048876788060160

On this day in 2017, @WayneRooney became #MUFC's all-time leading goalscorer!

Trigger

He’s in the air lads

Wenger is a spoofer ha

https://twitter.com/missxromy/status/955047361855795200

Lithium93_

astradave wrote: »

He’s in the air lads

Wenger is a spoofer ha

https://twitter.com/missxromy/status/955047361855795200

Bret Hart

https://www.flightradar24.com/C55B/10309acf

A poster on Redcafe is saying that's his plane.

RobbingBandit

City have aguero kicking balls into the sky to knock all planes off course

hufpc8w3adnk65

No gifs lads :pac: :rolleyes::cool:

Lithium93_

Bret Hart wrote: »

https://www.flightradar24.com/C55B/10309acf

A poster on Redcafe is saying that's his plane.

It is a special kind of creepy dedicated for anyone to know that stuff.

Schwanz

I'm across for the Huddersfield game, hoping I get to see Sanchez in the flesh wearing red

Bret Hart

Lithium93_ wrote: »

It is a special kind of creepy dedicated for anyone to know that stuff.

3D view lets you feel like your in the plane with him.

jayo26

Bret Hart wrote: »

https://www.flightradar24.com/C55B/10309acf

A poster on Redcafe is saying that's his plane.

Did a small bit of detective work and it matches the plane that he got into on London an hour ago haha.

jimmytwotimes 2013

Bret Hart wrote: »

3D view lets you feel like your in the plane with him.

But I don't speak Spanish so it'd be long awkward silences for the whole trip!

hufpc8w3adnk65

Was that actually on Sanchez instagram?

ShaneU

MrMac84 wrote: »

Was that actually on Sanchez instagram?

yes it's still there

ollkiller

Bret Hart wrote: »

3D view lets you feel like your in the plane with him.

That's mad alright. Plane has landed.

jayo26

MrMac84 wrote: »

Was that actually on Sanchez instagram?

Yep I started stalking him on Instagram yesterday.

Trigger

MrMac84 wrote: »

No gifs lads :pac: :rolleyes::cool:

jimmytwotimes 2013

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/954774192398000128

Apologies if posted yesterday. I'm not going back pages to check

Carrick having some fun at match yesterday.

Lithium93_

From Craig Norwood's twitter a few hours ago..

https://twitter.com/CraigNorwood/status/954986930478964736

Alexis Sánchez, along with agent Fernando Felicevich due into Manchester this morning with the players medical at Carrington scheduled for this afternoon.

wanderer100

Fairly active on social media. This is definitely happening

https://twitter.com/Devils_Latest/status/955062520812900352

hufpc8w3adnk65

Great having Zerks back under so many different alias’s lads!

jayo26

There is so much zerking going on in here this morning I couldn't be assed linking posts!!!!!!!


YOU ARE ALL ZERKS!!!!!!!

hufpc8w3adnk65

jayo26 wrote: »

There is so much zerking going on in here this morning I couldn't be assed linking posts!!!!!!!


YOU ARE ALL ZERKS!!!!!!!

Think that post makes you Zerks also

Lithium93_

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/955064579612184577

Alexis Sanchez has now arrived at Manchester Airport. He is heading to Carrington. #mufc [men]

Unearthly

MrMac84 wrote: »

Think that post makes you Zerks also

A zerk within a zerk.

Zerkception

jayo26

MrMac84 wrote: »

Think that post makes you Zerks also

YOU might be a moderator now but you do not control who we shout zerks at!!!! Me and astradave are immune.

https://twitter.com/EamonnPower23/status/954821374257827840

Headshot

It's a good time to open a hat shop because's quite few that will be eating them lol

hufpc8w3adnk65

astradave wrote: »

Notice the lack of bold in the font of my previous post

sky88

Lads i dont think we can take custis seriously after this nevermind tge other idiots

https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/955051328341934081