Imagine There’s Been A Murder In Your Town..

Jim Bob Scratcher

Garda McCabe

evolving_doors

Fortycoats

evolving_doors

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Garda McCabe

No it's people to SOLVE it, not people who are actually killed by coward scum. Anyway we know who did that... Pearse McAuley, Jeremiah Sheehy, Michael O'Neill and Kevin Walsh.
Keep up.

gozunda

Detective Stephen McGarrett,

Jack Lord aka John Joseph Patrick Ryan 



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Lord

Edward M

Dirty Harry Callaghan, do you feel lucky punk, well do ya?

DEFTLEFTHAND

The detective reminds me of the The Colombo Mafia family, the smallest of NY's five Crime familes.

Based in Brooklyn for the most part. An estimated 123 made members in 2017 with a 100 odd associates.

Tony Sirico who played Paulie "Walnuts' in the Sopranos was an associate of theirs in the 70s

RobbingBandit

The Figgis Agency, I'll be choking Cheryl while Archer and Lana are off solving the case.

Your Face

tringle

gozunda wrote: »

Detective Stephen McGarrett,

Jack Lord aka John Joseph Patrick Ryan 
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Na.....Scott Caan as Dano

buried

Achmel? Aqwel? Foley

maudgonner

Sharky and George.



I'm not sure how we'll get around the fact that they can't really work anywhere that's not underwater. Maybe we'll have to wait for global warming to do it's thing and my town will be under some melted ice caps.

r93kaey5p2izun

I'm not sure. Someone experienced in gangland shootings - someone from The Wire maybe? He'll have his work cut out for him whoever he is anyway. Off the top of my head I can think of 10 unsolved murders within a mile radius over the past 8 years.

My personal favourite is DCI Tom Barnaby but he might be a little out of his depth, being more used to the idyllic (but lethal) setting of Midsomer.

Drumpot

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Columbo all year long
He acts the old ejjit but dead wide. If he were real and you committed a murder. Just give up.

If Columbo says “just one more thing” you know you are fu*ked.

tringle

Adilynn Bitter Sunflower wrote: »

I'm not sure. Someone experienced in gangland shootings - someone from The Wire maybe? He'll have his work cut out for him whoever he is anyway. Off the top of my head I can think of 10 unsolved murders within a mile radius over the past 8 years.

My personal favourite is DCI Tom Barnaby but he might be a little out of his depth, being more used to the idyllic (but lethal) setting of Midsomer.

John Nettles as Tom Barnaby, not the new one. I'm surprised anyone in Midsomer is left alive or that people still choose to live there with such a high rate of murder

r93kaey5p2izun

tringle wrote: »

John Nettles as Tom Barnaby, not the new one. I'm surprised anyone in Midsomer is left alive or that people still choose to live there with such a high rate of murder

Yes Tom Barnaby not John Barnaby.

tringle

I haven't watched the new one much, I didn't realise they had different names.

I had picked Bergerac originally

Avatar MIA

Commander Sam Vimes of the watch.

He'll solve the murder for you, but he'll probably not want your thanks - just want to get home in time for tea with his wife.

ToddyDoody

If they're in with the gardai they tend to get away with it

antodeco

Everyone has forgotten about Zelda.

Definitely Link.

The_Valeyard

Columbo, Sherlock, Hercule Poirot,



Or Axel Foley.

Your Face

Maybe this lad

After the case goes cold I'd get Jim Rockford @ 100 dollars a day plus expenses

WoollyRedHat

Billy Connolly with the help of John Cleese.

quickbeam

Jonathan Creek. But only if he leaves his sidekicks behind who were (mostly) very annoying!!

(Caroline Quentin wasn't too bad, but the rest, especially Sheridan Smith were bloody awful!!)

fxotoole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v92mwwhqgNc

PLL

Bill Tench.

Mostly because I find him alluring. Even though his double my age.

wexandproud

Edward M wrote: »

Dirty Harry Callaghan, do you feel lucky punk, well do ya?

beat me to it .. and ya get the added bonus of a lot of other ''baddies'' sorted out along the way

the purple tin

Rigby Reardon, for a laugh.

suicide_circus

shut it you slag!

Rubberchikken

Jim Rockford. So cool.

deco nate

Sledge hammer

eamonnq

Boon

rodneyTrotter.

Tj hooker of course

tayto lover

Inspector Jack Frost.

Ulysses Gaze

Walker, Texas Ranger. Always gets his man but you're guaranteed some priceless hidings will be dispensed along the way. A man who know how to put proper manners on a pup I tell you!

bottlebrush

Say the thread title in a Scottish accent

and it has to be Taggart

Ulysses Gaze

bottlebrush wrote: »

Say the thread title in a Scottish accent

and it has to be Taggart

the_pen_turner

monk, Columba or Patrick jane

EPAndlee

NollagShona wrote: »

Jessica Fletcher

She was actually the serial killer

the_pen_turner

EPAndlee wrote: »

She was actually the serial killer

that would have been an amazing twist to do near the end

RayM

DC Tosh Lines from The Bill - because he could solve most crimes within a half-hour episode.

Ulysses Gaze

LETHAL LADY

Kojak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2reJ9ktRo

Or

Mike Hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkal2bNKZe4

Obi_Wan_Kenobi

The police officer from Father Ted - can't remember his name, the bored lad.

bottlebrush

Drumpot wrote: »

If Columbo says “just one more thing” you know you are fu*ked.

columbo on Itv3 at today at 12.45. that's my afternoon sorted!

skylight1987

it has to be Hercule Poirot he will use his little grey cells with a dash of logic and method to solve the case and also gather us all in one room to out the murderer

dxhound2005

bottlebrush wrote: »

columbo on Itv3 at today at 12.45. that's my afternoon sorted!

There's a full afternoon of Columbo on 5 USA every Sunday.

http://www.channel5.com/tv-guide/#/5usa

jbt123

The legend that is...... Frank Cannon