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WW XXI: Christmas Chaos!

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    #152
    Wendy WW
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    Anyone for a few jokes on this winter's morning?

    What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?


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    #153
    Doris WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Doris WW


    Barbara WW wrote: »
    Morning all, we get snow for 2 months a year, no such thing as snowed in.

    Good read from last night, think I have a grasp on a few players.

    Do share


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    #154
    Wendy WW
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    Wendy WW wrote: »
    Anyone for a few jokes on this winter's morning?

    What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

    I dunno Wendy, what's the difference?

    You can tuna piano....

    But you can't piano a tuna!!! :pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    #155
    Wendy WW
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    But... Wendy... what about the pot of glue?


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    #156
    Wendy WW
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    Wendy WW wrote: »
    But... Wendy... what about the pot of glue?

    I KNEW you'd get stuck there!!:pac::pac:


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    #157
    Tegan WW
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    Hehe


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    #158
    Tegan WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭Tegan WW


    Knock knock


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    #159
    Wendy WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭Wendy WW


    Tegan WW wrote: »
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    It better not be Riona Stone

    giphy.gif


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    #160
    Tegan WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭Tegan WW


    Hanna


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    #161
    Wendy WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭Wendy WW


    Hanna who?


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    #162
    Tegan WW
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    Hanna partridge in a pear tree

    :p


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    #163
    Wendy WW
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    What do call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? (No rude words allowed)


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    #164
    Barbara WW
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    Doris WW wrote: »
    Do share

    Read on a few I think are good, not sharing my good list.


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    #165
    Wendy WW
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    A rebel without a Claus :pac:


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    #166
    Tegan WW
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    I dunno Wendy. What do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa?


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    #167
    Barbara WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 3,147 ✭✭✭Barbara WW


    Wendy WW wrote: »
    What do call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? (No rude words allowed)

    Smart?


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    #168
    Tegan WW
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    What do you call an elf that sings?


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    #169
    Wendy WW
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    Tegan WW wrote: »
    What do you call an elf that sings?

    Hehe... I love this one.

    I dunno Tegan?


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    #170
    Nigel WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 3,600 ✭✭✭Nigel WW


    Picking up in here a bit! First death at 10 bells or whats the craic?


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    #171
    Tegan WW
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    A wrapper!


    Heehee


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    #172
    Wendy WW
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    One last one.

    What do you call a penniless Santa?


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    #173
    Barney92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Barney92


    Wendy was a Grumpy Gus. They even admitted so themselves. So why Randall had thought giving them one of those furry moggies was a good idea heaven only knows. Either way the little brute found its way quick sharp into the dumpster. So why was that unmistakable mewling sound coming from the kitchen window?

    Wendy opened the curtains ready to send the furball back to where it came from. Instead two sets of grinning razor sharp teeth awaited them.

    They were found in the dumpster the next morning. Wendy has been killed by the gremlins


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    #174
    Tegan WW
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    Wendy WW wrote: »
    One last one.

    What do you call a penniless Santa?

    I guess we’ll never know :(


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    #175
    Tegan WW
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    So, what do we do now?


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    #176
    Tegan WW
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    Anyone

    ?


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    #177
    Nigel WW
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    Tegan WW wrote: »
    So, what do we do now?

    Try find a gremlin who wanted Wendy dead. Presumably they've to do tasks or something to get a kill


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    #178
    Tegan WW
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    Ok. And the tasks can be anything, right?


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    #179
    Barbara WW
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    Tegan WW wrote: »
    So, what do we do now?

    About the answer to the joke or in general?

    Need to look back over last evening and see if we can pick up any clues.


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    #180
    Barbara WW
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    Tegan WW wrote: »
    Ok. And the tasks can be anything, right?

    Will be most likely related to the theme or the character, are we sure there was a task at play so far? I need to read the op in detail again.


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    #181
    Nigel WW
    Forum Games Player Posts: 3,600 ✭✭✭Nigel WW


    tritium wrote: »
    Its 1984, and the town of Kingston Falls is about to experience a Christmas like none they've ever seen before......

    That’s right folks, this Holiday Season Boards Werewolf pays homage to some classic Christmas movies....



    Randall Peltzer didn’t think he was doing anything wrong when he brought home the cutest, strangest little furball as a present for his son Billy. Only three rules had to be followed.

    Keep them out of sunlight
    Keep them away from water and
    Don’t feed them after midnight

    Unfortunately an accident with a glass of water has led to some extra furballs who don’t look too friendly. Friends and neighbours are receiving presents of the surplus little critters! And now guess who’s managed to get at the fridge at 5 past midnight……

    I think only one poster mentioned the above along with the name of a Gremlin. Posters after midnight might be a bit vague but eh yeah im clueless really at the moment.


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