Official Conor McGregor thread (part 5) *Read Mod Note in Post 1*

Autecher

Ariel posted his solicitor's statement

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1007262721702756352/video/1

Autecher

Here is a brief statement from the man himself. The speakers don't work on this computer I'm using so I can only guess he offered a grovelling apology



https://twitter.com/chayesmatthew/status/1007262057660547073/video/1

billybonkers

cliggg wrote: »

Here is a brief statement from the man himself. The speakers don't work on this computer I'm using so I can only guess he offered a grovelling apology



https://twitter.com/chayesmatthew/status/1007262057660547073/video/1

Exact same as the previous, his attorney said that same thing

EagererBeaver

"I regret my actions that brought me here today. I understand the seriousness of the matter and I am hopefully that it gets resolved soon. Thank you."

Pretty standard fare.

akelly02

Richard tea wrote: »

Im hoping its an in and out job..Very sorry blah blah blah and then the ufc announce a fight by Monday. Roll on a few months of class A entertainment

class A Narcotics is about all you will get out og mcgregor at this stage

Outlaw Pete

https://twitter.com/SmackTalkmma/status/1007280620597325824


Would say his comments have as much to do with the UFC requesting he made such a statement than him trying to impress upon the court that he regrets his actions.

No hoodie this time..

Subcomandante Marcos

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Would say his comments have as much to do with the UFC requesting he made such a statement than him trying to impress upon the court that he regrets his actions.

I'd say he was pulled aside by hus lawyer and the UFC's lawyers and told to shut his mouth and say nothing besides the two or three sentences they gave him to say.

willowthewisp

EagererBeaver wrote: »

"I regret my actions that brought me here today. I understand the seriousness of the matter and I am hopefully that it gets resolved soon. Thank you."

Pretty standard fare.

Disappointing that nobody has done a gif with, I would like to apologize to absolutely everyone, or something of the like.

Frank Bullitt

Does this count as a successful defence then?

Useful.Idiot

willowthewisp wrote: »

Disappointing that nobody has done a gif with, I would like to apologize to absolutely everyone, or something of the like.

Loved this one

"Conor: Your honour, the double champ does whatever he wants. The defence rests... our balls on your head.Judge: Sustained. Case dismissed."

EagererBeaver

What does that even mean?

BOHtox

EagererBeaver wrote: »

What does that even mean?

No one knows what it means but it's provocative. Gets the people going.

EagererBeaver

BOHtox wrote: »

EagererBeaver wrote: »

What does that even mean?

No one knows what it means but it's provocative. Gets the people going.

Doesn't mean anything, doesn't make any sense, isn't witty but let's all laugh at it anyway? What kind of idiot gets going off nonsense like that?

EagererBeaver

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Doesn't mean anything, doesn't make any sense, isn't witty but let's all laugh at it anyway? What kind of idiot gets going off nonsense like that?

The kind of halfwit that finds McGregor's childish guff funny?..

MarkJD

Piece from SC

JohnMc1

Useful.Idiot wrote: »

Loved this one

"Conor: Your honour, the double champ does whatever he wants. The defence rests... our balls on your head.Judge: Sustained. Case dismissed."

I know you're trying to be funny,but this isn't a court in Ireland he's dealing with. If he tried that in NY or any other US courtroom he would be slapped with a contempt of court charge.

Ultimate Seduction

October 6th. UFC 229. ?

Lukker-

The people who are running that story are the ones who broke Mark Hunt replacing Werdum in Moscow

PCeeeee

JohnMc1 wrote: »

I know you're trying to be funny,but this isn't a court in Ireland he's dealing with. If he tried that in NY or any other US courtroom he would be slapped with a contempt of court charge.

And he wouldn't in a court here?

Eircom_Sucks

Conor mcgregor’s page on facebook has a pic of him and khabib for 229 in october

Not sure how true it is

CatFromHue

PCeeeee wrote: »

And he wouldn't in a court here?

Well he was a bit dismissive of the Irish courts when he was dealing with them recently.

Nothing as bad as what JohnMc1 said above but he didn't take them very seriously.

LollipopJimmy

CatFromHue wrote: »

Well he was a bit dismissive of the Irish courts when he was dealing with them recently.

Nothing as bad as what JohnMc1 said above but he didn't take them very seriously.

He was up for speeding, usually a lot of these cases are dealt with together and having been in the same boat I can tell you nobody shows respect for the Irish courts in these settings, in Dublin anyway. In fact if I was out of work I'd spend the day In the courts, it's great craic

callaway92

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

Conor mcgregor’s page on facebook has a pic of him and khabib for 229 in october

Not sure how true it is

That's not his page. That's a fan page

CatFromHue

LollipopJimmy wrote: »

He was up for speeding, usually a lot of these cases are dealt with together and having been in the same boat I can tell you nobody shows respect for the Irish courts in these settings, in Dublin anyway. In fact if I was out of work I'd spend the day In the courts, it's great craic

I dunno so I'm not disagreeing with you.

He did hop in his car, even if it was only a 1.5 :pac:, and speed off pretty fast which after you've been in court for speeding looks like your giving the court two fingers.

JoeyJJ

callaway92 wrote: »

That's not his page. That's a fan page

My wife texting me to say he is fighting 229, I don';t buy it, probably save it for year end however that is columbus holiday weekend, I bought flights a few weeks ago to go anyway. If he fights there is more a chance I don't get it it however obviously would be epic if it actually happened.

Mellor

If we're going guess which event he'll fight at, 229 makes sense. It's in Vegas and the time suits the timing for s full camp after both the court case and Ramadan

D'Agger

Mellor wrote: »

If we're going guess which event he'll fight at, 229 makes sense. It's in Vegas and the time suits the timing for s full camp after both the court case and Ramadan

9/4 Patty, put the fúckin' wife and kids on it

Porthallian

callaway92 wrote: »

That's not his page. That's a fan page

The UK UFC page on Facebook has it up now aswell. Although I'm not sure who runs it so I'll wait on something official

Zero-Cool

Porthallian wrote: »

The UK UFC page on Facebook has it up now aswell. Although I'm not sure who runs it so I'll wait on something official

Fan page, only trust the blue tick sites.