Lahvlahn: the Great Panjandrum Panto Edition - 22/12 two-seventeen so to speak

Spanish Eyes

Why does anyone have to go to a bank to pay their mortgage or bills anymore?

I don't think I've been in a bank for years and years (except to lodge the water bill refund yay!).

Money/pay automatically transferred into my account, set up DDs, manage everything on internet banking.

Brendan Bendar

Deleted User wrote: »

I’d say she would make a very capable employee in any place where fast thinking is required, wonder if she’s actually benefiting an employer.

Uhmmmmmm…………………uhmmm

somesoldiers

she must have meant twitter not teletext though her mouth was going to fast for her brain to keep up

Dan Jaman

Leedle?
Who dat?

Mena Mitty

lazygal wrote: »

Teletext? What?

Aertel sotospeak

2smiggy

a bubby of yours shops in Aldi :eek::eek:

Greasy Tool

DONT PANIC !!!!!!!

A Joint Hoover

dennispenn

Hand to hand fighting over Vienna rolls.

somesoldiers

Hero

Greasy Tool

And ??????

Dan Jaman

A great man, indeed.

2smiggy

this fellow has to be a taxi driver, or an ex/aspiring taxi driver

SEPT 23 1989

Do you have a clutch left?

Dan Jaman

Joe trying to think what it must be like to use a shovel.

Greasy Tool

I'd have told him to Fvuck off !!

longshanks

This man with the Passat. Storyteller.

Mr Velo

Someone give that man a fking medal. #Hero

Fujitsu10

Aidan should be on the Emergency committee :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Badger2009

I am a superhero. A smug one at that.

Dan Jaman

Ten Pin wrote: »

That story is almost as interesting as the five loaves and two fishes

But they got delivered.

Atlantic Dawn

Eirinn Rode Airin

Brendan Bendar

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Leedle?
Who dat?

The correct way to pronounce Lidl

thecretinhop

is he pulling the pisss?

Greasy Tool

De same tomorrow as tomorrow ?? so to speak ??? WTF !!

sligojoek

somesoldiers wrote: »

do they have the toymes in different parts of the wurrld, just in case he gets callers from San Fran, Tokyo etc

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Naw, only the different times in Ireland

If it's not Ireland, it's automatically de middle o de night.

Dan Jaman

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

The correct way to pronounce Lidl

In the early days of Lidl I asked a German of my acquaintance how she called it.
"Liddle", she said.

2smiggy

will Joe want free wages for everyone in the country now. Obviously a man living in the real world.

BPKS

Is thats a violin I hear in the background?

Brendan Bendar

Dan Jaman wrote: »

In the early days of Lidl I asked a German of my acquaintance how she called it.
"Liddle", she said.

The lady next door is German, I will ask her.

You just wait Dan,I’ll get three pages out of this ,at least.

SEPT 23 1989

I see why the husband had enough

Dan Jaman

Jose trying to shyt stir.

somesoldiers

Dan Jaman wrote: »

In the early days of Lidl I asked a German of my acquaintance how she called it.
"Liddle", she said.

are you sure she wasn't talking about your Willy, so to speak?

Greasy Tool

Expunge Expunge !!

BPKS

Hang on caller.

The 20 year old started a job so he is bringing in a wage too missus.

2smiggy

Joe digging for misery

Brendan Bendar

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Jose trying to shyt stir.

Played the union card .......

Dan Jaman

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

The lady next door is German, I will ask her.

You just wait Dan,I’ll get three pages out of this ,at least.

As far as I know it's a made-up name anyway, so I'd suppose it might be pronounced differently in various parts of Germany, for all that.

somesoldiers

"if I have to tale another day off I wont get to see my children" 15 & 22, they'll be delighted

Hector Savage

wow
wow
wow
wow
wow
wow
wow
wow

Yeah enjoy your 416k salary for doing f-ck all ya pr1ck!!!

2smiggy

BPKS wrote: »

Hang on caller.

The 20 year old started a job so he is bringing in a wage too missus.

That does not suit the agenda , Joe will just gloss over that valid point

cozar

What's how long she on her own got to do with anything. !!!!

somesoldiers

You are a great employee & a great mother, based on a 2 minute conversation

Greasy Tool

I hope the cops nick her for using her phone while driving . That'll give her something to moan about !!

2smiggy

somesoldiers wrote: »

"if I have to tale another day off I wont get to see my children" 15 & 22, they'll be delighted

how will they survive a few hours without her !?!

BPKS

"in the blink of an eye"


Good one Joe

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

are you sure she wasn't talking about your Willy, so to speak?

Oh, that was Der Grosser :rolleyes:

somesoldiers

has Gerald Fleming nothing better to do thank hanging on for 75 minutes to talk to Joe- would he be getting fees for that Butters? Probably

meep

Soapbox Joe: 'Gerald Flemming, in the blink of an eye, what's the weather like where you are now?'

I see what you did there Joe. Pity your attempt at levity and cleverness resulted in a nonsensical sentance.

BPKS

No mention of 10 sick days the HSE staff can take each year.

We all know what will happen in reality. People will just put in for sick days for the 2 days they are off.