If you were to walk into paddy power tomorrow and gets odds on..

badabing106

A perosn in history giving birth as a virgin? Not a religious question. An odds question

The correct answer to this question would be unveiled the day aftet tommorrow to paddy power so they would have time to formulate their odds

Whats odds would they give you and what odds would that be equilalent to?

Kablamo!

They wouldn't quote you odds on that.

MilesMorales1

They'd tell you to stop wasting their time and **** off.

badabing106

Kablamo! wrote: »

They wouldn't quote you odds on that.

If they had to quote you odds

the_pen_turner

i would say that they would give you good odds and take your money.
it would be up to you to prove that said person is pregnant and that all the internal membranes are intact. you can break that membrane without any sex

diomed

badabing106 wrote: »

If they had to quote you odds

Bookmakers do not have to quote odds.

donegaLroad

what about artificial insemination?

Technically a virgin birth is possible.

badabing106

donegaLroad wrote: »

what about artificial insemination?

Technically a virgin birth is possible.

In my scenario,There are witnesses to verify whether Mary gave birth miraculously by non sex or not

Collie D

badabing106 wrote: »

In my scenario,There are witnesses to verify whether Mary gave birth miraculously by non sex or not

By constantly monitoring her?

WTF is non sex anyway?

badabing106

Collie D wrote: »

By constantly monitoring her?

WTF is non sex anyway?

Immaculate conception

diomed

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

They'd tell you to stop wasting their time and **** off.

and probably "Happy Christmas."

server down

badabing106 wrote: »

In my scenario,There are witnesses to verify whether Mary gave birth miraculously by non sex or not

So you are dictating terms about a ludicrous bet you want from a bookie?

“What odds would you give me if I said someone called Mary would have a virgin birth?”

“Nothing. Fcuk off.


“There will be witnesses so we will know if it’s non sex or not”.

“Fcuk off”

“Immaculate conception, innit?”

“Fcuk off”.

Collie D

badabing106 wrote: »

Immaculate conception

What race is that running in?

server down

badabing106 wrote: »

Immaculate conception

That’s wrong too.not the virgin birth.

4068ac1elhodqr

Similarly you could walk in and ask for odds that we're the only intelligent life in the universe.
The amount of stars (most with planets in orbit) starts with 1, and is followed by x34 zeros.

They'd give you the same answer, *$^@ off, and have a merry new year...

... But actually this is a short market:
10/1 for Trump to make a statement during 2018
'confirming without doubt the existence of alternative, intelligent life beings from another planet'.


For those of a 'challenged nature' the end of the world odds are available 100/1 for 2017, or 500/1 for 2018.
If you win they'd probably void their terms of business by paying out, well due to lack of shop existence.

badabing106

server down wrote: »

So you are dictating terms about a ludicrous bet you want from a bookie?

“What odds would you give me if I said someone called Mary would have a virgin birth?”

“Nothing. Fcuk off.


“There will be witnesses so we will know if it’s non sex or not”.

“Fcuk off”

“Immaculate conception, innit?”

“Fcuk off”.

My bad , my bad.Im saying. What odds would paddy power give on a human virgin giving birth to a human baby? full stop

Collie D

Emmanuel Proud Scarf wrote: »

For those of a 'challenged nature' the end of the world odds are available 100/1 for 2017, or 500/1 for 2018.
If you win they'd probably void their terms of business by paying out, well due to lack of shop existence.

Do they have some worrying insider knowledge that the world ending in the next eight days is five times more likely than in the whole of next year? Or was that a typo?

4068ac1elhodqr

badabing106 wrote: »

My bad , my bad.Im saying. What odds would paddy power give on a virgin giving birth to a baby? full stop

They wouldn't. (full stop)
A market from 2017yrs ago can't be created/re-opened.

Before 2050 some sort of quantum entanglement jizz teleportation to a lady vessel may well be possible, but may require 5th dimensional gravity field tomfoolery.

4068ac1elhodqr

Collie D wrote: »

Do they have some worrying insider knowledge that the world ending in the next eight days is five times more likely than in the whole of next year? Or was that a typo?

Simply 8 days vs 365 days market event, good value for 2018.

Permabear

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9or10

There was a more interesting thread just now when someone clicked the "New Thread" button by accident.

RobbingBandit

They'd give you great odds then laugh while counting your money.

badabing106

Emmanuel Proud Scarf wrote: »

They wouldn't. (full stop)
A market from 2017yrs ago can't be created/re-opened.

Before 2050 some sort of quantum entanglement jizz teleportation to a lady vessel may well be possible, but may require 5th dimensional gravity field tomfoolery.

But Waht if in my scenario, the answer was given 2morrow, and paddy power were given the option to speculate. .

Fr_Dougal

badabing106 wrote: »

But Waht if in my scenario, the answer was given 2morrow, and paddy power were given the option to speculate. .

I’ve just rang a manager of PP. 2500/1.

badabing106

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

I’ve just rang a manager of PP. 2500/1.

I just talked to Boyle sports and they gave me 10000/1.

Richard Hillman

What if you self identified as a virgin because the patriarchy labels you deflowered because you had sex?

sydthebeat

1.755 billion to 1