You have 960 months on earth

Logo · 24-12-2017 12:57am #1

900 months is equivalent to 75 years - which is often the human life span. Most people on the third rock from the sun on boards.ie are approx. 25 years old and have about 600 months to live. An Irish man is expected to live 78.3 years, and an Irish woman for 82.7 years.
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Wibbs · 24-12-2017 12:58am

Well you're a cheerful soul L.

2Mad2BeMad · 24-12-2017 1:10am

Thats to many monday mornings for me...

retalivity · 24-12-2017 1:11am

I dont do months, can you give it to me in minutes? Or preferably half-lifes of caesium?

Kthxbye

Tigger · 24-12-2017 1:16am

hownare most people on here 25 ?
its much okder than that

Logo · 24-12-2017 1:16am

Personally I live month to month by pay cheque and I have approx 420 months to live

RobbingBandit · 24-12-2017 1:17am

You're not my robot supervisor

Logo · 24-12-2017 1:19am

No. I am not.

wakka12 · 24-12-2017 1:19am

meh. life seems to feel more than long enough for most people

Don Kiddick · 24-12-2017 1:20am

Is it 960 February's...or can I have 960 July's please...more days and better weather too!!

AllForIt · 24-12-2017 1:21am

Golly - doesn't sound like value for money when you put it like that.

Logo · 24-12-2017 1:23am

wakka12 wrote: »

meh. life seems to feel more than long enough for most people

I totally agree. Until you see family/friends in hospices

LadyMacBeth_ · 24-12-2017 1:24am

Well my life expectancy is late thirties, I'm 29, no idea what that is in months. Clearly though I'm being short changed here, who do I make a complaint to?

Don Kiddick · 24-12-2017 1:25am

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Well my life expectancy is late thirties, I'm 29, no idea what that is in months. Clearly though I'm being short changed here, who do I make a complaint to?

God...or his representative on earth. Wibbs

TallGlass · 24-12-2017 1:28am

I think another day be added to the weekend in light of this discovery.

Logo · 24-12-2017 1:29am

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Well my life expectancy is late thirties, I'm 29, no idea what that is in months. Clearly though I'm being short changed here, who do I make a complaint to?

Hey none of us is being short changed. we just have to sometimes take what we get. Chance and stuff - although it's hard to believe when you look at Queen Elizabeth and her current husband - both well in their 90s (or approx 1100 months)

muminpajamas · 24-12-2017 1:31am

You only think you have time.

server down · 24-12-2017 1:46am

wakka12 wrote: »

meh. life seems to feel more than long enough for most people

It’s better than the alternative. I could live a few hundred years but I don’t want anybody else having the same ability. Too crowded.

Junkyard Tom · 24-12-2017 1:50am

AllForIt wrote: »

Golly - doesn't sound like value for money when you put it like that.

You can't say golly any more because it's racist. Please stop.

Logo · 24-12-2017 1:51am

server down wrote: »

It’s better than the alternative.

Or is it? Six feet under or cremated and returned in a shoe box

Duckworth_Luas · 24-12-2017 1:58am

This is the exact reason I've volunteered for the Mars mission.

It dosent have a moon like ours, therefore it has no months, therefore I live forever.

I'll have to survive on poop potatoes though!

Logo · 24-12-2017 2:00am

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

You can't say golly any more because it's racist.

I don't think it's being racist - it's just that we're back in the boom

Logo · 24-12-2017 2:06am

AllForIt wrote: »

Golly - doesn't sound like value for money when you put it like that.

Value for whose money hockey sticks?

You have 960 months on earth

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