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Feeling festive

  • 25-12-2017 1:14am
    #1
    D3V!L
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭


    What's the best way to start feeling festive ? I've tried beer , now moving onto the harder stuff , it's just not happening !!


Comments

  • #2
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Rub one out over the fire place.


  • #3
    Breaston Plants
    Registered Users Posts: 744 ✭✭✭Breaston Plants


    Heroin.


  • #4
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Autoerotic asphyxiation

    father-ted-careful-now.jpg?w=240


  • #5
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,345 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    A bit of snow.


  • #6
    Don Kiddick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    Empty your wallet into the open fire... then you know how festive all us parents are ;)


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  • #7
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,664 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Spend a fortune of money of money on tat and give it to people who don't want it.
    Christmas sorted.


  • #8
    D3V!L
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    Don Kiddick wrote: »
    Empty your wallet into the open fire... then you know how festive all us parents are ;)

    Thankfully I shall never know that joy


  • #9
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    watch some mexican fart porn


  • #10
    JackTaylorFan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    Cover yourself in tinsel and hang baubles off your genitals


  • #11
    Marje
    Registered Users Posts: 862 ✭✭✭Marje


    Climb up the chimney if you have one, if not start a drinking game for every reply you get in this thread....

    Happy Christmas :D


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  • #12
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    If this thread had any more edge, it'd be wearing a stetson on stage with Bono.


  • #13
    Snotty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    I've felt festive, trust me it's not all its cracked up to be, just content yourself with a slow tug and a mince pie.


  • #14
    D3V!L
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    A lot of suggestions for self loving , give me 35 seconds and I'll see if it helps


  • #15
    Optimalprimerib
    Registered Users Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    Is it now too late to ask santa/ee for a new present? A sniper rifle please to shoot the scrotes tearing around the estate on their new cross-x bikes.


  • #16
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    D3V!L wrote: »
    What's the best way to start feeling festive ? I've tried beer , now moving onto the harder stuff , it's just not happening !!
    You'll get there eventually. then sleep for 12 hours and try again.


  • #17
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Shit load of prayer....or cocaine....


  • #18
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,930 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    woke up in a fright just now

    big wind and felt something slide off my roof and fall into a load of grass and suddenly all the noise stopped ???


  • #19
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Merry Christmas to all Boardsies. Hope you have a nice day and a prosperous and peaceful new year.


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