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Spontaneous combustion streets of London

Never Say Never Again · 2017-12-28 12:41:41

Two men (one of them was an irish oap) have died of spontaneous combustion on the streets of london this year. I believe this may have been caused by a directed energy weapon.

28-12-2017 1:41pm

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Two men (one of them was an irish oap) have died of spontaneous combustion on the streets of london this year. I believe this may have been caused by a directed energy weapon.

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#2 28-12-2017 1:46pm

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I believe it is a master criminal organisation headed by Blofeld

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#3 28-12-2017 1:49pm

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You may want to post this in the Conspiracy Theory Forum which is way more suitable.

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=576

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#4 28-12-2017 1:49pm

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Actually, scrap that, Thread open, I want to see where this goes!

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#5 28-12-2017 1:51pm

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Meths drinkers

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#6 28-12-2017 1:51pm

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Probably just holding in a fart in front of his girlfriend.

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#7 28-12-2017 1:52pm

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Fire "the laser"

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#8 28-12-2017 1:52pm

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I know the Irish are considered gas craic but that's a bit extreme...

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#9 28-12-2017 1:53pm

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He threw out his new mix tape. He was straight fire

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#10 28-12-2017 1:55pm

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Link for those like me that wanted some background

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/15/did-burned-to-death-pensioner-spontaneously-combust-bafflement/

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#11 28-12-2017 2:09pm

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Suspect named

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#12 28-12-2017 2:13pm

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Spontaneous combustion on the streets of London
Spontaneous combustion on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?

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#13 28-12-2017 2:19pm

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Guns and knives are directed energy weapons. Just sayin'.

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#14 28-12-2017 2:25pm

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There was some sort of gas leak (methane?) which he walked over and co-incidentally skidded his foot over a bit of metal which struck a small bit of flint in the road surface, causing a spark which ignited the gas, he then ran a short way before being overcome by the flames.

That's a tragic and horrible way to go though, RIP.

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#15 28-12-2017 2:27pm

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This is no laughing matter for cünt sake. Two men are dead.

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#16 28-12-2017 2:32pm

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Never Say Never Again wrote: »

This is no laughing matter for cünt sake. Two men are dead.

You mention in your opening post that the death was caused by an energy weapon... and you expect people to take your thread seriously?

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#17 28-12-2017 2:38pm

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You haven't found the smoking gun.

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#18 28-12-2017 2:46pm

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bear1 wrote: »

You mention in your opening post that the death was caused by an energy weapon... and you expect people to take your thread seriously?

Energy weapon is a good way to get away with it but the best weapon to kill someone is an icicle. Kill a man easy and no murder weapon there after, no prints so no conviction

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#19 28-12-2017 2:50pm

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lifeandtimes wrote: »

Energy weapon is a good way to get away with it but the best weapon to kill someone is an icicle. Kill a man easy and no murder weapon there after, no prints so no conviction

You could say something witty afterwards too, like from an Arnold 80s movie "cool off"

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#20 28-12-2017 2:50pm

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Never Say Never Again wrote: »

Two men (one of them was an irish oap) have died of spontaneous combustion on the streets of london this year. I believe this may have been caused by a directed energy weapon.

What’s that then?

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#21 28-12-2017 2:51pm

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bear1 wrote: »

You could say something witty afterwards too, like from an Arnold 80s movie "cool off"

Or "have an ice day"

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#22 28-12-2017 2:52pm

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Why do conspiracy theorists always skip over the most likely and normal scenarios and always skip straught to the bat**** oddball ones?

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#23 28-12-2017 3:13pm

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looksee wrote: »

There was some sort of gas leak (methane?) which he walked over and co-incidentally skidded his foot over a bit of metal which struck a small bit of flint in the road surface, causing a spark which ignited the gas, he then ran a short way before being overcome by the flames.

That's a tragic and horrible way to go though, RIP.

That's what the Lamestream media want you to believe.

You're such a sheeple.

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#24 28-12-2017 3:21pm

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They missed Sunday mass and where smited.

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#25 28-12-2017 3:26pm

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RIP. Good song though...

Not your ornery onager

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#26 28-12-2017 4:41pm

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Bubbaclaus wrote: »

Spontaneous combustion on the streets of London
Spontaneous combustion on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?

Burn down the disco

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#27 28-12-2017 4:44pm

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Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Burn down the disco

Hang the blessed DJ

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#28 28-12-2017 4:52pm

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Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Burn down the disco

...with directed energy weapons.

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#29 28-12-2017 7:20pm

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Poor man. RIP

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#30 28-12-2017 7:24pm

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Never Say Never Again wrote: »

Two men (one of them was an irish oap) have died of spontaneous combustion on the streets of london this year. I believe this may have been caused by a directed energy weapon.

A rare phenomenon, but I don't believe people are blown up by energy weapons on the streets of London. Why would they need to test this out on people, plenty of animals to test out on.

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#31 28-12-2017 7:57pm

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Bubbaclaus wrote: »

Why do conspiracy theorists always skip over the most likely and normal scenarios and always skip straught to the bat**** oddball ones?

Well in this case at least it's because the police have already checked and ruled out the most likely and normal scenarios

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#32 28-12-2017 10:35pm

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They may have been former drummers in Spinal Tap?
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not widely reported.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6W9iOjTKM

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#33 28-12-2017 10:40pm

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Was one of them dossing opposite the 'Walkie-Talkie' by any chance?

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