Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

Poochie05

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Those tubes of garlic and chillie and lemongrass and ginger are absolutely brilliant. But they expire after a few weeks way before I could use them all. You cant freeze them as they get too hard.
Fckin waste!

Could you squeeze portions of them in to an ice cube tray and then freeze them?

erica74

the purple tin wrote: »

Decided to do something nice, a suprise for the current Mrs Tin out of the goodness of my heart. Instead of a heartfelt thank you I get 'how are you going to top this one?' :mad: Cow.

Eh I'd stop calling her "the current" Mrs Tin if you want her to remain Mrs Tin:pac:

Purple Mountain

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I'd be telling she has three options , cop the fcuk on and leave the seat alone , sit in the back of the car , she won't have to worry about adjusting anything then apart from her mouth , or shanks mare

If she doesn't know what that is , tell her to get out of the car and she'll find out quick enough when he drives off and leaves her standing ....:D

That's fighting talk Mam of 4!
I had you down as a Buddha type not mafia wag

Colser

Purple Mountain wrote: »

That's fighting talk Mam of 4!
I had you down as a Buddha type not mafia wag

I think if any of the ladies on here get aggro from anybody but in particular a "wan" we all go into fighting mode...I'd take the seat out of the car so that cow would never get into it again..cheeky *****.

Sephiroth_dude

Ahhh it's Sunday again!

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I'd be telling she has three options , cop the fcuk on and leave the seat alone , sit in the back of the car , she won't have to worry about adjusting anything then apart from her mouth , or shanks mare

If she doesn't know what that is , tell her to get out of the car and she'll find out quick enough when he drives off and leaves her standing ....:D

G'wan mam you tell her :pac:

Rubberlegs

The bulb blew in one of my lights when in for the NCT, it would have annoyed me less if it had blown driving in the road. Fcukin typical. In those situations could they not just let it go and tell you to get a new one. I have to go all the way back in for the sake of them looking at a bulb

iamwhoiam

Colser wrote: »

I think if any of the ladies on here get aggro from anybody but in particular a "wan" we all go into fighting mode...I'd take the seat out of the car so that cow would never get into it again..cheeky *****.

Absolutely no "wan " touches our car seat and moves it or else

Sephiroth_dude

Colser wrote: »

I think if any of the ladies on here get aggro from anybody but in particular a "wan" we all go into fighting mode...I'd take the seat out of the car so that cow would never get into it again..cheeky *****.

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Absolutely no "wan " touches our car seat and moves it or else

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I'd be telling she has three options , cop the fcuk on and leave the seat alone , sit in the back of the car , she won't have to worry about adjusting anything then apart from her mouth , or shanks mare

If she doesn't know what that is , tell her to get out of the car and she'll find out quick enough when he drives off and leaves her standing ....:D

Note to self, don't mess with any of the ladies in here :eek:


:pac:

Sam Quentin

Walking to the car with trolley.
Putting/stacking shopping in bags in boot.
Driving home, going to fast round the roundabout.
Hearing tumbling and bumping in my boot.
That's dead annoying.

Kitty6277

Friend of mine recommended a lad to fix my car, who's real cheap but does a class job. Texted him on Friday, and still no answer. I know it's the weekend and all, but still. I'm so eager to know what it'll cost me to sort

Mam of 4

Purple Mountain wrote: »

That's fighting talk Mam of 4!
I had you down as a Buddha type not mafia wag

Lol, I am very quiet tbh , takes a lot to rise me , but I dislike self centered , I Want It My Way people with a passion , there's no need for it at all . Yer one should be grateful for the lift itself !

Which begs another question , Retro does she share fuel expenses with him ?

TA , I'd like something nice to eat and don't know what it is ..

bottlebrush

Being woken during the night with thunderstorm. There was one last night so loud that everything in the house rattled. It was scary. I couldn't remember if I had left the windows down in the car but was too afraid to get up and look out the window. Even though it was five o clock in the morning and bright outside the flashes of lightening lit up the place. Hope we don't have another storm tonight.

TG1

Mild sinus symptoms. Don't know if it's the heat or what. Nothing bad enough to do anything about, just bad enough for me to be aware there's a problem. Very TA'd.

northgirl

bottlebrush wrote: »

Being woken during the night with thunderstorm. There was one last night so loud that everything in the house rattled. It was scary. I couldn't remember if I had left the windows down in the car but was too afraid to get up and look out the window. Even though it was five o clock in the morning and bright outside the flashes of lightening lit up the place. Hope we don't have another storm tonight.

TA'd I missed all the thunder and lightning last night as I was out on the town. I didn't miss the flamin' rain though :pac:

Rubberlegs

I just had to go to the shop for milk. Took me all of 5 minutes to walk there and back but not the point, I didn't want to go.

CrowdedHouse

73Cat wrote: »

I just had to go to the shop for milk. Took me all of 5 minutes to walk there and back but not the point, I didn't want to go.

Yep I've often played 'Is there enough milk for the breakfast roulette'

notsoyoungwan

I’m not sure I even want to post this, but I need to tell someone and I can’t tell anyone IRL so here goes...

I have a fantasy in which I’m a bit of an exhibitionist. This is VERY far from how I actually am, and I never intended to act on it. But it’s quite a developed fantasy. Specifically, I have a long, narrow window in my bedroom, which looks onto the side path in the garden. It’s not overlooked by any other house or near a road, and to walk past it someone would have to unlock the side gate. The only person apart from me who has a key to that side gate is my gardener. (Yes, I have a gardener. I know that sounds very lazy and/or lah-di-dah, but anyway...)My bed is beside this window. My fantasy is of the gardener walking past the window and looking in to see me either entertaining myself or with a guy. I usually don’t open the blind on this window in the morning til I’m up and dressed. But I opened the blind last night cos of the lightening and left it open. And this morning I had some solo fun. And then when I got up I realized my gardener was here. I don’t know how long he was there, or what (if anything) he saw. He may not even have glanced in. Or he may have gone past before I had started. I don’t know. I’ll never know. But OMG the fcuking SHAME if he did look in and see me at it!!!

This is NOT a fantasy I ever wanted to come true.

Sephiroth_dude

bottlebrush wrote: »

B There was one last night so loud that everything in the house rattled. It was scary. I couldn't remember if I had left the windows down in the car but was too afraid to get up and look out the window. Even though it was five o clock in the morning and bright outside the flashes of lightening lit up the place. Hope we don't have another storm tonight.

Haha me too

Ted_YNWA

I'm TA'd I missed it all. Love a good lightening show.

Herpes Free Since03

notsoyoungwan wrote: »

I’m not sure I even want to post this, but I need to tell someone and I can’t tell anyone IRL so here goes...

I have a fantasy in which I’m a bit of an exhibitionist. This is VERY far from how I actually am, and I never intended to act on it. But it’s quite a developed fantasy. Specifically, I have a long, narrow window in my bedroom, which looks onto the side path in the garden. It’s not overlooked by any other house or near a road, and to walk past it someone would have to unlock the side gate. The only person apart from me who has a key to that side gate is my gardener. (Yes, I have a gardener. I know that sounds very lazy and/or lah-di-dah, but anyway...)My bed is beside this window. My fantasy is of the gardener walking past the window and looking in to see me either entertaining myself or with a guy. I usually don’t open the blind on this window in the morning til I’m up and dressed. But I opened the blind last night cos of the lightening and left it open. And this morning I had some solo fun. And then when I got up I realized my gardener was here. I don’t know how long he was there, or what (if anything) he saw. He may not even have glanced in. Or he may have gone past before I had started. I don’t know. I’ll never know. But OMG the fcuking SHAME if he did look in and see me at it!!!

This is NOT a fantasy I ever wanted to come true.

Expect Cleopatra to be along any minute now

Kitty6277

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I'm TA'd I missed it all. Love a good lightening show.

I woke up to the lashing rain, and heard the thunder, but I wasn't sure if it was actually thunder or if it was a truck on the road near my house. Didn't find out till I got up this morning

the purple tin

notsoyoungwan wrote: »

I’m not sure I even want to post this, but I need to tell someone and I can’t tell anyone IRL so here goes...

I have a fantasy in which I’m a bit of an exhibitionist. This is VERY far from how I actually am, and I never intended to act on it. But it’s quite a developed fantasy. Specifically, I have a long, narrow window in my bedroom, which looks onto the side path in the garden. It’s not overlooked by any other house or near a road, and to walk past it someone would have to unlock the side gate. The only person apart from me who has a key to that side gate is my gardener. (Yes, I have a gardener. I know that sounds very lazy and/or lah-di-dah, but anyway...)My bed is beside this window. My fantasy is of the gardener walking past the window and looking in to see me either entertaining myself or with a guy. I usually don’t open the blind on this window in the morning til I’m up and dressed. But I opened the blind last night cos of the lightening and left it open. And this morning I had some solo fun. And then when I got up I realized my gardener was here. I don’t know how long he was there, or what (if anything) he saw. He may not even have glanced in. Or he may have gone past before I had started. I don’t know. I’ll never know. But OMG the fcuking SHAME if he did look in and see me at it!!!

This is NOT a fantasy I ever wanted to come true.

This sounds like an x-rated Diet Coke ad! Is the gardener a stud?

kfallon

notsoyoungwan wrote: »

I’m not sure I even want to post this, but I need to tell someone and I can’t tell anyone IRL so here goes...

I have a fantasy in which I’m a bit of an exhibitionist. This is VERY far from how I actually am, and I never intended to act on it. But it’s quite a developed fantasy. Specifically, I have a long, narrow window in my bedroom, which looks onto the side path in the garden. It’s not overlooked by any other house or near a road, and to walk past it someone would have to unlock the side gate. The only person apart from me who has a key to that side gate is my gardener. (Yes, I have a gardener. I know that sounds very lazy and/or lah-di-dah, but anyway...)My bed is beside this window. My fantasy is of the gardener walking past the window and looking in to see me either entertaining myself or with a guy. I usually don’t open the blind on this window in the morning til I’m up and dressed. But I opened the blind last night cos of the lightening and left it open. And this morning I had some solo fun. And then when I got up I realized my gardener was here. I don’t know how long he was there, or what (if anything) he saw. He may not even have glanced in. Or he may have gone past before I had started. I don’t know. I’ll never know. But OMG the fcuking SHAME if he did look in and see me at it!!!

This is NOT a fantasy I ever wanted to come true.

PM your address, I'm a qualified gardener, I specialise in Lady Gardens :pac:

notsoyoungwan

the purple tin wrote: »

This sounds like an x-rated Diet Coke ad! Is the gardener a stud?

Not really! I did briefly fancy him a few years ago but that was only because I was going through a dry spell - any port in a storm etc. But no, on a normal day, he’s no stud.

the purple tin

kfallon wrote: »

PM your address, I'm a qualified gardener, I specialise in Lady Gardens :pac:

kfallon

Fúck it, even if it is I'm up for something different, will have no problem attending to her bush.......

misstearheus

I bought a 64Gb Memory Card for my Phone some time ago. Of course I lost it, and unable to re-locate it. Think it's somewhere around the House. So then I went and bought another one.:rolleyes: Aaand because I have 2 Phones on the go at the moment, I've a hodgepodge of Phone-Accessories to be carrying around.

Was rushing the other day and I un-wittingly put the lil Memory Card Chip somewhere safe. I think I put it in a secret-pocket in Handbag. The biatch of it is, I generally have everything organized like that and I have shtuff in lil boxeens and bageens, but was in a rush at the time, in car going somewhere and instead of putting it into it's rightful bag I temporarily put it in safe place! But as per usual, I can't find it now! :rolleyes::rolleyes::o

I was just desperate in case I dropped it on the floor in the Car and I'd never be able to find it! So I had thought I put it in secret-pocket in Handbag. Butttt it could be anywhere! I can't even remember clearly. Have searched loads of Handbags, have searched Jackets and Coat-Pockets to no avail. My memory is the pits anyway so that certainly isn't any help! Nopey nopey no!! Can't find it! It's gone missing!

Who the heck looses 2 Memory Chips like.... :mad::mad::mad: ME! That's who! :rolleyes: Why oh why oh why didn't I just take another 30 seconds and put it away in its' rightful place. :mad::mad: Aarrggghhhhhh!! 2 Feicing Memory Cards lost! TWO!!

KatW4

I can't sleep. I'm worrying so much about having to decide which job I am going to take this week. I feel sick at the thought of it.

jk23

Found loads of white strands of hair under the front of my fringe! Panicking I am going to go grey very quickly

misstearheus

Motor-tax and Motor-Insurance next month. Need some Money Trees!

Was in Tesco yesterday, been meaning to get a new Hairbrush recently, figured it'd be an ideal place, - they'd have a couple of different ones and surely they wouldn't be too dear! WRONG! €7.49 for a feicing Hairbrush! I was actually literally like this! ---> :eek::eek: Pretty-much exact same one in the 2-Euro Shop for €2-3. Feic that for a posy.

misstearheus

Aaaaaandd a Crossdresser is just after liking me! :rolleyes::pac::(:(

DubInTheWest

misstearheus wrote: »

Motor-tax and Motor-Insurance next month. Need some Money Trees!

Was in Tesco yesterday, been meaning to get a new Hairbrush recently, figured it'd be an ideal place, - they'd have a couple of different ones and surely they wouldn't be too dear! WRONG! €7.49 for a feicing Hairbrush! I was actually literally like this! ---> :eek::eek: Pretty-much exact same one in the 2-Euro Shop for €2-3. Feic that for a posy.

I'd say it's better than the 2 quid shop. It's prob some super duper brush that thickens your hair, I could do with one of the lmao

A thing that annoys me is clothes that fit me last summer don't this summer

ohnonotgmail

People who dont use google maps. I've got a guy coming to fix my windscreen.
i gave them the address on friday. if you put the address into google maps it brings you to our front door. He still calls me and asks for directions.

Trigger Happy

Not enough hours in the day to get done what needs doing.
Another cup of coffee in the garden to contemplate it all methinks.

Sephiroth_dude

When I was coming in this morning to my course I noticed a fella coming up the stairs behind me with two cups in his hands, I waited patiently and held the door open for him, do you think he said thanks, no, I felt like shouting after telling him what an ungrateful bollix he is.

iamwhoiam

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

When I was coming in this morning to my course I noticed a fella coming up the stairs with two cups in hand, I waited patiently and held the door open him, do you think he said thanks, no, I felt like shouting after telling him what an ungrateful bollix he is.

I always loudly say " you are most welcome " when this happens

Boom_Bap

I have glitter nail varnish on my arms today. That is all.

Frigating

Bought a new dress, too much boob-room and not enough boobage to fill it. I can't wear any sort of bra with it either, except for stick-on ones but they never stick to me, so my girls are just going to look like I've superglued some coasters to my chest.

Currently taking applications for professional boob-holder-upper. Must be discrete.

Bitches Be Trypsin

Flying on my period with bad pains

Cleopatra_

Frigating wrote: »

Bought a new dress, too much boob-room and not enough boobage to fill it. I can't wear any sort of bra with it either, except for stick-on ones but they never stick to me, so my girls are just going to look like I've superglued some coasters to my chest.

Currently taking applications for professional boob-holder-upper. Must be discrete.

You summoned me?

Ted_YNWA

Frigating wrote: »

Bought a new dress, too much boob-room and not enough boobage to fill it. I can't wear any sort of bra with it either, except for stick-on ones but they never stick to me, so my girls are just going to look like I've superglued some coasters to my chest.

Currently taking applications for professional boob-holder-upper. Must be discrete.

TA'd I can't find my diploma in boob raising.

TG1

Managers who tell you they agree with you, then go behind your back to do what you said you didn't think was going to work anyway. Like why ask me in the first place if you're doing it anyway.

the purple tin

Frigating wrote: »

Bought a new dress, too much boob-room and not enough boobage to fill it. I can't wear any sort of bra with it either, except for stick-on ones but they never stick to me, so my girls are just going to look like I've superglued some coasters to my chest.

Currently taking applications for professional boob-holder-upper. Must be discrete.

Have you a couple of chicken fillets in the fridge?

Bredabe

A client brought me a box of brown moro bars two weeks ago, I'm addicted which is enough of a ta, but they are only available in boxes and in a location not easily gotten to. Craving them so hard now.

KatW4

Writing school reports is my TA of the week.

Kitty6277

Very TA'd at myself right now. Just got an estimate to fix the damage on my car and I'm so fcuking annoyed that I let myself do that much worth of damage. Also the fact that I'll be wasting money I don't yet have on something that could have been avoided. Fcuk it! :mad:

everlast75

Not being sick all year and then getting a head cold when the weather is so nice (for a change)

Pawwed Rig

People who don't reverse park in their drive ways.

Boom_Bap

Frigating wrote: »

Bought a new dress, too much boob-room and not enough boobage to fill it. I can't wear any sort of bra with it either, except for stick-on ones but they never stick to me, so my girls are just going to look like I've superglued some coasters to my chest.

Currently taking applications for professional boob-holder-upper. Must be discrete.

I was nodding thinking this is a job for me....until the last line.




I was sending a couple of pictures to my mam today that she has been asking for. I noticed that when sending it said something like 'sending 14 images' when I only selected a few photos!


That caused a bit of panic!

Sephiroth_dude

503 errors :mad: