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Rubberlegs

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I was nodding thinking this is a job for me....until the last line.




I was sending a couple of pictures to my mam today that she has been asking for. I noticed that when sending it said something like 'sending 14 images' when I only selected a few photos!


That caused a bit of panic!

I was on the Communion committee and keeping in contact with my daughter's teacher/other parents re arrangements. I was simultaneously texting my sister and the teacher one evening. The text to my sister was regarding the state of my bowels that day after eating a dose of steak the evening before, classy lady that I am . The delivery message read delivered to the teacher, oh my God the panic, the shame, I will never forget it. Thankfully when I double checked it was a delayed delivery report from another text. I was buckled laughing with relief and at the thought of the teacher reading the text had she got it

My TA , I had a shower first thing and was a sweaty heap again before I was properly dry

Cleopatra_

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I was nodding thinking this is a job for me....until the last line.




I was sending a couple of pictures to my mam today that she has been asking for. I noticed that when sending it said something like 'sending 14 images' when I only selected a few photos!


That caused a bit of panic!

Sending d1ck pics to the mammy is a no no

I got my phone a year ago but for the first while I accidentally sent some nsfw photos to my sister, a group chat with friends and a friend of mine. I finally got the hang of the phone but that was a mortifying period of time in my life TA'd that I'm getting too old for technology already.

Boom_Bap

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

Sending d1ck pics to the mammy is a no no

I got my phone a year ago but for the first while I accidentally sent some nsfw photos to my sister, a group chat with friends and a friend of mine. I finally got the hang of the phone but that was a mortifying period of time in my life TA'd that I'm getting too old for technology already.

I have never and never will take a dick pic so we're all good there.
I mean, how does one decide on the lighting, shadowing, angle, makeup, jewelry?

farmerwifelet

finally decided i have had enough of throat infections, strep and tonsil stones so I want to get my tonsils out. Every time i ring ENT the line is engaged - ahh.

have strep again and i am struggling to concentrate on most basic tasks.

OldNotWIse

People holding the lift. Drives me mad when you're standing waiting for it to arrive and you can see that it is stopped on one floor and you can actually hear the beeping sound of the doors being held open and the tw*ts having a conversation. If you want to have a conversation then step OUT of the f*cking lift and let others use it! :mad:

D3V!L

People walking around staring at the ground. It seems to be getting more and more common :mad:

aaronjumper

D3V!L wrote: »

People walking around staring at the ground. It seems to be getting more and more common :mad:

I'm guilty of that. I'm sorry on behalf of idiots everywhere.

New Home

aaronjumper wrote: »

I'm guilty of that.

Ditto. But I never stop on dog's poo, and I find the odd coin or fiver. And it's a good way of avoiding eye contact with people you'd rather not see without having to cross the road. So it's a win-win-win.

Your Face

I know its hot out but people need to chill out in their cars.
A fella got caught in a junction because a truck started reversing onto him and my line of traffic went nuts.
One idiot was shouting out the window a few cars behind me ?!

retro:electro

Sweaty underboob

Boom_Bap

retro:electro wrote: »

Sweaty underboob

Glistening Underboob!

castletownman

When a pub just HAS to have At the Races on for a run-of-the-mill meeting just to satisfy the few gambling regulars when there are a few different live sporting events on that are overlapping with each other that the majority of the punters would rather watch.

At least the gamblers can go to the bookies to watch a particular race (they presumably have a horse backed anyway). Bit strange doing similar to watch a match

LirW

When the skip company you ordered skips from previously tells you they aren't servicing your area at the moment. I need a skip, I need it now, you did deliver them before no problem, so fkucing bring me the skip I'll pay you graciously for!

Herpes Free Since03

Having to drink wine out of a cup at lunch so people don't think you have a problem

Sephiroth_dude

This heat.

OldNotWIse

When it's that time of the month, and I have to choose between agonizing pains or taking so much codeine that I am practically vegetative for 24 hours. :mad:

OldNotWIse

Our local pizzeria will deliver to us but only Sunday to Thursday. Because we live a bit further out than most people, they couldn't be bothered driving to us when they are busy, but they are damn glad of our business the rest of the time. :mad::mad:

jimgoose

retro:electro wrote: »

Sweaty underboob

That's Sheriff Sweaty Underboob to y'all. :cool:

showpony1

the overweight women are "real women" brigade.

Harleen Quinzel

Half my thumb nail just ripped off after getting caught in a pram.
It hurts like a mofo, but the major TA is it’s no longer pretty like my other nails

Poochie05

Have a bit of a headache so came home for a bit of a lie down before having to go out later.
Head now pounding from power washer and bouncing ball sounds from neighbours
Gah!

selous

Garda twitter page spelling "Licence" as "license",

Guardians of the roads but, alas, not the grammar :cool:

kfallon

castletownman wrote: »

When a pub just HAS to have At the Races on for a run-of-the-mill meeting just to satisfy the few gambling regulars when there are a few different live sporting events on that are overlapping with each other that the majority of the punters would rather watch.

Proper order imo!


Try watching a race in a bookies with all the headbangers and fúcktards that frequent them trying to make conversation with you!

Kitty6277

Being sick when the weather is so good. Woke up with a sore throat and now I feel like utter shyte

CrowdedHouse

Got it myself sore throat and head cold last Thursday and still hanging on

Cleopatra_

Feeling irrationally jealous. Need to get a grip of myself!

rainbow kirby

Slow ***** in the queue for train tickets. It is not rocket science to buy a ticket to central London from any of the airports...

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Northern Ireland tv ads for road safety. They're so ott. It's like, oh no knocking someone down or even two people down isn't enough. No, we're going to have around twelve young kids all sitting together on a blanket as the car somersaults sideways through the wall and on top of them.

CrowdedHouse

The remains of insects welded to the windscreen, can hardly see out. Using the washer only makes it worse most of the time.

SusieBlue

Bikini shopping.
I'm my normal size on the bottom, but had to go up 4 sizes on top, because the size 10 bikini top barely even covered my nipples. Why don't more of them come in cup sizes like bras?

Boom_Bap

It's 4:55. I get awoken by a weird scratchy noise.
I look to the source of the noise and tut and roll over to go back asleep.
The missus tut's at me because she seen me waking up and leaving the cat hanging from the attic velux window by it's front claws with its back paws scrambling to get a grip on something. She had to get up and take it down.



Stupid cat trying to climb out the attic window and stupid o'clock and getting stuck.

Herpes Free Since03

SusieBlue wrote: »

Bikini shopping.
I'm my normal size on the bottom, but had to go up 4 sizes on top, because the size 10 bikini top barely even covered my nipples. Why don't more of them come in cup sizes like bras?

Sweet this post has 1 thanks...and I'd have bet my house on who it was....glad she didn't disappoint

TA I'm working...need white wine

LirW

SusieBlue wrote: »

Bikini shopping.
I'm my normal size on the bottom, but had to go up 4 sizes on top, because the size 10 bikini top barely even covered my nipples. Why don't more of them come in cup sizes like bras?

Bikini shopping is the worst, if you have anywhere near a normal or a big bigger bra-size, you won't find anything that covers you and looks nice AND gives you support.
Sometimes I'm wondering if companies make clothes for mannequins or actual average women too?

SusieBlue

LirW wrote: »

Bikini shopping is the worst, if you have anywhere near a normal or a big bigger bra-size, you won't find anything that covers you and looks nice AND gives you support.
Sometimes I'm wondering if companies make clothes for mannequins or actual average women too?

Exactly! I mean, what exactly is a size 10 bikini top anyway? I know girls who are anything from an A cup to an F who wear a size 10.

And don't get me started on the dental floss straps, they might look pretty but a girl needs underwire and a proper back strap :pac:

New Home

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's 4:55. I get awoken by a weird scratchy noise.
I look to the source of the noise and tut and roll over to go back asleep.
The missus tut's at me because she seen me waking up and leaving the cat hanging from the attic velux window by it's front claws with its back paws scrambling to get a grip on something. She had to get up and take it down.

Stupid cat trying to climb out the attic window and stupid o'clock and getting stuck.

I'm with your wife.

Boom_Bap

New Home wrote: »

I'm with your wife.

If the gobsh*te gets himself into that situation, he can get himself out of it

New Home

Nope, still with your wife.

ohnonotgmail

The humidity making my hair all frizzy. how am i supposed to look cool with frizzy hair?

Boom_Bap

New Home wrote: »

Nope, still with your wife.

She was closer and left he window open?

LirW

Wanted to prepare dinner, took the spuds out, saw that they were moldy... ffs, I just bought them a few days ago!

Sephiroth_dude

Have to make a presentation Tuesday for the project I'm doing in Android studio, I hate presentations!

Bredabe

Now that I'm stuck at seaside HQ for another 11 months, it's been pointed out to me that I should start building some kind of local network/friendships. Most of my current ones are based elsewhere, another ta.

So this ta, to this end I've been going to colleagues social events, garden parties/bbq's/FHC/C parties. Without exception at least a handful ppl notice the accent and ask if I miss my hometown, I say yes, nothing is the same here.

Inevitably followed by "why don't you go back there then :rolleyes:"? or my particular annoyance, women simper to their husbands, "remember when we moved here first darling and how homesick I was" after which they reassure me the I will "get used to it".

Each and every time I want to scream and say "I don't want to get used to it, I want to go freaking home".:mad::mad:
And stop using my pain to reminisce with your husband to reignite your passions for each other.:eek::eek:

Harleen Quinzel

Absolute mankballs spitting on the pavement.
I need a vomit emoji here.

Sephiroth_dude

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

Absolute mankballs spitting on the pavement.
I need a vomit emoji here.

Harleen Quinzel

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Perfect, thank you. My emoji hero

TA, I really want an ice pop but I’m trying so hard to be good and resist

Sephiroth_dude

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

Perfect, thank you. My emoji hero

TA, I really want an ice pop but I’m trying so hard to be good and resist

Its a crime not to have one on a day like today so therefore ehh go forth and have one :pac:

CrowdedHouse

I was getting a glass out of the cupboard and I managed to knock a wine glass out. It duly bounced off the counter and went in a hundred pieces. I don't give a damn about the glass but am wary of little slivers that might be lurking on the floor. I've swept thoroughly and will give a run of hoover later.

Fecking should have just guzzled the cola out of the bottle!

Harleen Quinzel

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Its a crime not to have one on a day like today so therefore ehh go forth and have one :pac:

Well I do try to stay on the right side of the law, ice pop it is

TA deciding which

Trigger Happy

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Fecking should have just guzzled the cola out of the bottle!

Replace 'cola' with 'wine' in that sentence and you have my sentiments!

Dial Hard

That my dog felt the need to get up during the night and drink most of my bedside glass of water.

Also, the constant boob talk on here lately. We get it, ladies, you are possessed of breasts.

Also, next door's kids. They're incapable of playing with eachother for more than five minutes at a stretch without one of them having a meltdown. They've also fired their football over the fence three times in the less than 15 minutes I've been out here trying to read my book.