Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

DunnoKidz

TA'd that I wake up more exhausted than when I go to sleep.

Hammer89

Rubberlegs wrote: »

When I have a full car and everytime I look in the rearview mirror I see heads.

I had this problem but then started using a gear bag for them.

Cleopatra_

On holiday with family and sharing a bed with my sister. I haven't been feeling well and my lungs have been wheezing at night. I do feel bad for waking her but she shook the bed all night long every time I did it in an attempt to wake me up and stop me from doing it. I could kill her.

aaronjumper

The word 'edgy' is getting far too much use the last few weeks.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

When you've a twitch in your eye but every time you try and look at it in the mirror there ain't no twitch. But as soon as you turn your head away from the mirror it's twitchy twitchy twitch. Ya wee bastard ya.

Rubberlegs

I love my new loose light pants , such a change from skinny jeans. I don't love how the material turns into a ball of wrinkles in the wash that don't even fall out hanging on the line. FFS , I don't do ironing

Mollyb60

New trousers are made of shiny material that makes a swishy noise when I'm walking. I'm sure no one else notices it but me but it's making me super self-conscious.

Dial Hard

Mollyb60 wrote: »

New trousers are made of shiny material that makes a swishy noise when I'm walking. I'm sure no one else notices it but me but it's making me super self-conscious.

One of my, erm, larger colleagues is wearing shiny pants and flip-flops today. Leaving aside the fact that neither of these items are in any way office appropriate, the noise of her thighs swishing together and the flip-slops slapping off her feet is driving me to distraction.

Sephiroth_dude

Scalded my hand at break with hot water, mother fu@*@# :mad:

dubstarr

Rubberlegs wrote: »

That twat on the ad for Viagra dancing down the stairs after presumably getting the ride. I'd love to give him a hefty shove in the back.

He needed Viagra,enough said:D:D

the purple tin

Dial Hard wrote: »

One of my, erm, larger colleagues is wearing shiny pants and flip-flops today. Leaving aside the fact that neither of these items are in any way office appropriate, the noise of her thighs swishing together and the flip-slops slapping off her feet is driving me to distraction.

Is it possible that Molly is your shiny-panted colleague?

Mollyb60

Dial Hard wrote: »

One of my, erm, larger colleagues is wearing shiny pants and flip-flops today. Leaving aside the fact that neither of these items are in any way office appropriate, the noise of her thighs swishing together and the flip-slops slapping off her feet is driving me to distraction.

Damn so people can hear the swishing? Damn my ample thighs! They're really comfy trousers!

the purple tin wrote: »

Is it possible that Molly is your shiny-panted colleague?

I don't have flip flops on. Not in the office. That's just inappropriate workplace attire as far as I'm concerned. So it's not me!

Dial Hard

the purple tin wrote: »

Is it possible that Molly is your shiny-panted colleague?

Please, I'm not that much of an amateur! My colleague has been wearing these pants for months now.

the purple tin

People who don't remove their sunglasses when they talk to you; it's annoying trying to have a conversation with somebody when you can't see their eyes.

Yeah_Right

Mollyb60 wrote: »

I don't have flip flops on. Not in the office. That's just inappropriate workplace attire as far as I'm concerned.

My TA is that some people (my gf) think flip flops are inappropriate workplace attire :mad: Flip flops are appropriate for all occasions. Obviously you have to change your flip flops depending on the occasion. Casual, work, semi-formal or formal etc.

TheShow

Yeah_Right wrote: »

My TA is that some people (my gf) think flip flops are inappropriate workplace attire :mad: Flip flops are appropriate for all occasions. Obviously you have to change your flip flops depending on the occasion. Casual, work, semi-formal or formal etc.

no flip flops in the office, nobody needs to see horrible feet.

rainbow kirby

TA'd that I still can't wear anything but walking sandals comfortably at the moment thanks to my broken baby toe nearly 3 weeks after doing the damage.

Thankfully my taskmasters are 4 months and 2 years old so nobody gives a shiny **** what I wear.

eisenberg1

I probably remark on this every year around this time.

Dirty, rotten, soap dodging, deodorant avoiding, three day shirt wearing, smelly bastards!

My dog has better hygiene practices than some, and he licks his own balls.

Mollyb60

Very trivial but why do the cleaners in the office feel the need to keep watering down the washing up liquid? It's not like they're personally buying the stuff. It's basically just water at this point.

Rubberlegs

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Scalded my hand at break with hot water, mother fu@*@# :mad:

Making a nice mug of Lyon's tea ?

I picked up the jar of honey arseways not realising the lid was only resting on top of it. Honey fcukin everywhere

DunnoKidz

Waking with throbbing headaches.... why?

FishOnABike

GBX wrote: »

"I can't even ... "

Seriously, finish the f**king sentence ... It looks ridiculous just typing that. :rolleyes::mad:

I can't even really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

erica74

It's so hot. An American friend asked me "is your AC broken?" :pac: Oh American friend, we don't have them things here. The building I work in is older than time itself so it's like working inside a greenhouse.

I am SO FUCKING SICK of people not showing up for appointments. Anyone who complains about hospital waiting times should realise that the public themselves are the main cause of delays. Out of 22 patients today, 5 just didn't bother to show up, last Thursday, 6 didn't bother to show up. Out of 8 patients on Friday, only 2 showed up. Just out of those 3 days, that's 17 appointment slots wasted, that could have been given to 17 patients sitting on a waiting list. The reason why this annoys me so much is because I'm the one getting the angry phone calls from patients on waiting lists.

I forgot to order dog food and today at 12 was the cut off for delivery before the weekend so I need to find something I can feed 2 of my dogs until I can get a delivery on Tuesday. One of my dogs is allergic to chicken so it's a challenge finding food available in a regular pet shop that doesn't have chicken in it.

I'm after putting the washing machine on spin twice now and I still don't want to hang out the washing but I should be taking advantage of this weather and washing everything I own!

Mollyb60

FishOnABike wrote: »

GBX wrote: »

"I can't even ... "

Seriously, finish the f**king sentence ... It looks ridiculous just typing that. :rolleyes::mad:

I can't even really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

This sentance is not working in my head. 🀔

Another TA. Darling husband was off today. Told him to push the button to start the dryer around 9am. Came home to a sodden pile of clothes in the basket.
"Dear husband, why are the clothes still wet? Did you not put on the dryer like I asked?"
"Yes darling, and I took them out when it was finished too" he says, looking smug and expecting praise.
"And did you check to see if they were, in fact, dry?"
"Well they seemed a bit damp but I thought they were fine"
They are SOAKING WET.
🙄

Pawwed Rig

erica74 wrote: »

Anyone who complains about hospital waiting times should realise that the public themselves are the main cause of delays. Out of 22 patients today, 5 just didn't bother to show up, last Thursday, 6 didn't bother to show up. Out of 8 patients on Friday, only 2 showed up. Just out of those 3 days, that's 17 appointment slots wasted, that could have been given to 17 patients sitting on a waiting list. The reason why this annoys me so much is because I'm the one getting the angry phone calls from patients on waiting lists.

TA that the HSE do not operate some kind of system that requires confirmation in advance with consequences for anyone who misses appointments.

ohnonotgmail

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

TA that the HSE do not operate some kind of system that requires confirmation in advance with consequences for anyone who misses appointments.

I get a text a few days before my HSE appointments and i can cancel jsut by replying No. Some people are just very lazy.

Pawwed Rig

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

I get a text a few days before my HSE appointments and i can cancel jsut by replying No. Some people are just very lazy.

Many people do not value a service that is free.

lawred2

pavb2 wrote: »

Went out for a pizza the other night and this guy at the table next to me got his pizza slice, folded it over and eat it like he was eating a sandwich. He then proceeded to do this with every remaining slice.

It didnt really annoy me I just thought it was an abomination and wanted him to stop.

Can't see what would be the issue with that.

It also makes sense as it protects against cheese sticking to the roof of your mouth.

erica74

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

TA that the HSE do not operate some kind of system that requires confirmation in advance with consequences for anyone who misses appointments.

There are no consequences and the public know there are no consequences. It's the public system so it's all free so everyone just does whatever they want. If you have a long term illness and miss an appointment with the department I work in, you'll get another appointment when you ring because realistically it would be unethical/immoral/illegal(?) to just discharge someone with one of the long term illnesses my department deals with.

Sephiroth_dude

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Making a nice mug of Lyon's tea ?

:eek:

Heathen :mad:!!!!

Ta'd by the above :mad:






:pac:

iamwhoiam

erica74 wrote: »

There are no consequences and the public know there are no consequences. It's the public system so it's all free so everyone just does whatever they want. .

Not everyone in fairness . I personally would always let a clinic know if I couldn't come . My daughter has a long term
Illness and again would be sure to ring them if she couldn't make it . Not everyone treats it badly

erica74

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

I get a text a few days before my HSE appointments and i can cancel jsut by replying No. Some people are just very lazy.

That system hasn't been introduced where I work yet.

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Not everyone in fairness . I personally would always let a clinic know if I couldn't come . My daughter has a long term
Illness and again would be sure to ring them if she couldn't make it . Not everyone treats it badly

Sorry, when I said "everyone", I meant every one of the people who just don't show up.

iamwhoiam

erica74 wrote: »

That system hasn't been introduced where I work yet.



Sorry, when I said "everyone", I meant every one of the people who just don't show up.

Ah fair enough .Its the height of rudeness not to turn up and they should have to wait again for an appointment .

erica74

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Ah fair enough .Its the height of rudeness not to turn up and they should have to wait again for an appointment .

One thing they all have in common is that they're all aghast when you tell them how long they'll have to wait for their next appointment:pac:

TG1

Feeling awful all day and for some reason today everyone decided to use my office as a drop in spot. By 2pm all I wanted to do was take my laptop under the desk and hide. Small talk is my today's ta!

Mountainsandh

TA at male drivers who assume, because I am female, middle aged and driving a bog standard old car, that I am going to hit their car when reverse parking, or pause (to let them go ahead)when I have the right of way, or be unable to manoeuvre around something, or that I wasn't going to overtake that tractor the minute the line was broken...
I don't do feminism but Goddamit, that is sexism in all its glorious ignorance.

Twice this week men were acting all affronted for some of the above situations. Well I will use that right of way thank you, and yes, I will reverse into that parking space without hitting your precious car.

LirW

Mountainsandh wrote: »

TA at male drivers who assume, because I am female, middle aged and driving a bog standard old car, that I am going to hit their car when reverse parking, or pause (to let them go ahead)when I have the right of way, or be unable to manoeuvre around something, or that I wasn't going to overtake that tractor the minute the line was broken...
I don't do feminism but Goddamit, that is sexism in all its glorious ignorance.

Twice this week men were acting all affronted for some of the above situations. Well I will use that right of way thank you, and yes, I will reverse into that parking space without hitting your precious car.

Until recently I was driving a car quite popular with women and now that I changed it for an estate I get treated quite differently in traffic. The ego of some people, it's unreal....

igCorcaigh

Bloody plastic corks on wine bottles.
My corkscrew just messed it up and I now have a full bottle of wine that I can't open.

Zero Point

This really shouldn't be a TA but it is. There's a man who keeps chatting me up and asking me out as he knows I'm single. He's really sweet AND hot. I've been really evasive with him as I've been dating someone else. But people keep saying that multiple dating is completely a 'thing' these days and totally acceptable.

TA I haven't made that leap yet as I find it all a bit odd and think it could be a bit of a head melt. Decisions, decisions!!

igCorcaigh

Zero Point wrote: »

This really shouldn't be a TA but it is. There's a man who keeps chatting me up and asking me out as he knows I'm single. He's really sweet AND hot. I've been really evasive with him as I've been dating someone else. But people keep saying that multiple dating is completely a 'thing' these days and totally acceptable.

TA I haven't made that leap yet as I find it all a bit odd and think it could be a bit of a head melt. Decisions, decisions!!

Yeah, but what if they found out and both broke it off! Would be a no-go for me.

Zero Point

igCorcaigh wrote: »

Yeah, but what if they found out and both broke it off! Would be a no-go for me.

But it's seen as just the norm these days and almost expected that nobody would be even surprised. While it's all in good fun, I'm keeping an eye out for something long-term too. TA that dating has become more complicated from when I was growing up.

igCorcaigh

Zero Point wrote: »

But it's seen as just the norm these days and almost expected that nobody would be even surprised. While it's all in good fun, I'm keeping an eye out for something long-term too. TA that dating has become more complicated from when I was growing up.

Maybe it has, I'm too old and settled LOL!

Was standing up at the toilet having a wee tonight and the 1-year-old waddled into me. He looked at my possession, looked up at me with a big gorgeous dimple-filled smile and then, and then - he did it, he put his hand straight into the flow!!!!

Feckin' hell.

Mountainsandh

LirW wrote: »

Until recently I was driving a car quite popular with women and now that I changed it for an estate I get treated quite differently in traffic. The ego of some people, it's unreal....

Oh absolutely, I drove a sporty looking Honda Civic for two years, there was none of that impatience whatsoever...

the purple tin

igCorcaigh wrote: »

Bloody plastic corks on wine bottles.
My corkscrew just messed it up and I now have a full bottle of wine that I can't open.

Use the handle of a wooden spoon to push the cork into the bottle.

Paddy Cow

igCorcaigh wrote: »

Bloody plastic corks on wine bottles.
My corkscrew just messed it up and I now have a full bottle of wine that I can't open.

I normally only buy wine that has a screw cap (yes I'm classy :pac:). The other night I ordered a bottle of wine with a takeaway and it was a cork bottle. I discovered that I don't actually own a corkscrew that works and ended up using a drill to get the cork out

LirW

True class is wine in a tetra pak.

TA that you can't do anything with freshly painted nails for like an hour because of the paranoia to f it up.

Also the man stays up in Dublin, has my show I wanted to watch on his hard drive and of course he took it with him, so I'm left with watching Karate Kid.

Paddy Cow

Zero Point wrote: »

But it's seen as just the norm these days and almost expected that nobody would be even surprised. While it's all in good fun, I'm keeping an eye out for something long-term too. TA that dating has become more complicated from when I was growing up.

I find the new way of dating off putting. Maybe I'm just too old and prudish but the idea of dating and being intimate with multiple men, until I pick the lucky winner, is kinda icky. I know they say you are keeping your options open and all that but is it really that hard to just date one person for a month or two until you decide if you want to start a relationship?

RobbingBandit

D4 hipsters in standard class on the Dublin bound enterprise train this evening Jebus same me from ever experiencing such a horror show again.

I assume they were ironically in standard class fecking philistines or perhaps they're this new breed of thrifty hipsters thripsters TA I don't use a hearing aid I could turn off, I briefly hoped the train would crash just a little

castletownman

Mentally drained and emotionally wrecked.

Almost three weeks to the day since the shock of my uncle through marriage dying unexpectedly, and gradually getting back to normal, his brother and life-long friend (and my godfather and my father's best-man) took his own life this morning. A day after that family buried another member of the family. The poor man was literally heart-broken and admitted as much a few days ago.

It's the sort of thing that knocks you for six and has you questioning the what-ifs. In a stupor since been told the news at work this morning.