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The general public.

I'm based in a small office building at the moment.

We share bathrooms with a two other small offices. Never a problem there.

Every week someone off the street sneaks up and destroys our toilets.

Animals.

bot43

In work, if someone hands me a few pages which are stapled together, but they have used numerous staples as they are adding sheets to the pile.

Hey, asshole, remove the ONE existing staple, add the new pages and staple again ONCE. Anything else is basically anarchy and tells me the person involved has terrible pubic hygiene.

Cleopatra_

Dial Hard wrote: »

Was that not the entire basis of that post?

Sometimes when you don't have anything nice to say it's better not to say anything at all

Purple Mountain

I can't pinpoint where the weird smell in my kitchen is coming from.

Sephiroth_dude

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I can't pinpoint where the weird smell in kitchen is coming from.

I'm standing outside your window with pie......sorry about that :pac:

Purple Mountain

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I'm standing outside your window with pie......sorry about that :pac:

From someone who grew up on a farm as a child this smells like molasses
Townies- Google it!

Sephiroth_dude

Purple Mountain wrote: »

From someone who grew up on a farm as a child this smells like molasses
Townies- Google it!

*googles*

Dial Hard

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

Sometimes when you don't have anything nice to say it's better not to say anything at all

And sometimes when you're trying to shoehorn a smutty joke into every single post you make, you should consider whether that joke has already been done, and better.

umop episdn

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt....

Cleopatra_

Dial Hard wrote: »

And sometimes when you're trying to shoehorn a smutty joke into every single post you make, you should consider whether that joke has already been done, and better.

When you have a chronic life threatening illness and an abundance of free time it helps to have a sense of humour in the face of your impending doom. My apologies though, I'll make sure to thoroughly check my posts in future. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the hospital to see if I can have the line in my chest that was accidentally pulled out replaced.

Boom_Bap

Dial Hard wrote: »

And sometimes when you're trying to shoehorn a smutty joke into every single post you make, you should consider whether that joke has already been done, and better.

huhuhu

Dramatik

''what time are you open till?''

This usually means the customer will arrive 1 minute before close and will need a minimum of 20mins time to sort out whatever it is that they want.

mikemac2

In a job for a little over two months. There are some staff here over 10 years

I have a stack of processes to know and no procedures exist. So I wrote it myself as best I can over 100 pages. Easy to read , loads of screenshots. I asked why no procedures and got a “always been that way” fob off

If I ask a question I get a “You were shown before” or “Read the checklist” which sure it exists but it doesn’t show all the steps

TA’d that i walk out of work feeling stupid everyday

Bredabe

When I'm 'coerced' into helping a family member to find something online, then they complain that the mouse is too fast on their computer and they start watching the tv while I display the items they are looking for.

Kitty6277

Dramatik wrote: »

''what time are you open till?''

This usually means the customer will arrive 1 minute before close and will need a minimum of 20mins time to sort out whatever it is that they want.

Also, "what time are you serving food till?" meaning they'll rock up at exactly last orders and expect a three course meal

AllForIt

You open the fridge door and leave it open for a few mins, prepare something to eat, you sit down to eat and then you see a house fly buzzing around the place you hadn't noticed before. I hate houseflys more than any other insect including the more scarier looking ones. Vermin they are houseflys.

madmaggie

Dreading the thought of very hot weather next week. I don't want to be a killjoy, but I can't eat, sleep and have no energy in very warm weather.

rainbow kirby

madmaggie wrote: »

Dreading the thought of very hot weather next week. I don't want to be a killjoy, but I can't eat, sleep and have no energy in very warm weather.

Me too. I personally am ok with it but my kids just melt in hot weather (2 year old is a pure ginger!). At least we're out of London for a week and a half from tomorrow, so we'll miss it getting up to 30 ish next week!

Mountainsandh

TA my feet are too hot.
Then I stick them out of the duvet, and after 2 minutes they're too cold.
Then I tuck them in and they warm up...

erica74

New Home wrote: »

DISCLAIMER: Not calling Cleopatra a cow. I just think they should invent a human version of this.

I have eczema, I would be very interested in one of these.

I am TA that my husband has a little bin on the counter beside the kettle to put his teabags in and HE NEVER FUCKING EMPTIES THE FUCKING THING. Given the hot weather spell we've been enjoying, it attracts flies and I FUCKING HATE FLIES. My husband drinks about 30 cups of tea a day when he's at home so you can imagine how quickly it fills up, overflows and the flies arrive.
I'm going to throw him and the teabag bin out the window.

biko

When someone quotes a post with a large image, and the quoted post is just above, making me scroll extra long just to read your one-liner response..

notsoyoungwan

erica74 wrote: »

I am TA that my husband has a little bin on the counter beside the kettle to put his teabags in and HE NEVER FUCKING EMPTIES THE FUCKING THING. Given the hot weather spell we've been enjoying, it attracts flies and I FUCKING HATE FLIES. My husband drinks about 30 cups of tea a day when he's at home so you can imagine how quickly it fills up, overflows and the flies arrive.
I'm going to throw him and the teabag bin out the window.

Those teabag bins/plates on kitchen counters are a TA of mine. What’s the point of them?? Just put the used teabag in the bin, FFS, you’re in the kitchen, the bin isn’t going to be miles away. If your husband was in my house I think I might have to kill him!

ohnonotgmail

The little cafe around the corner from me has closed down. I had to go to Insomnia for my coffee this morning. €3.65 for a large cappuccino. Absolute ripoff and its not even that nice.

RobbingBandit

Cancelled operation 8 days ago via phone (left a voice mail) due to unfortunate development in diabeto complications. TA got a call from hospital early this morning asking why I wasn't there for op. Now I am awake after falling asleep again and need to go out to see public health nurse, I would kill 6 billion people for more sleeps.

erica74

biko wrote: »

When someone quotes a post with a large image, and the quoted post is just above, making me scroll extra long just to read your one-liner response..

Oh jesus, was it me? Sorry.

iamwhoiam

Finished a little baby cardi for twins due soon and one sleeve is bigger than the other ! I must have read the pattern wrong on one of them . Grrrr

Paddy Cow

biko wrote: »

When someone quotes a post with a large image, and the quoted post is just above, making me scroll extra long just to read your one-liner response..

Or when they quote an essay of a post and all they put underneath is

^^This

Dial Hard

I'm dodging phone calls in work from someone I don't want to speak to. Every time he rings me and I don't answer, he rings through Reception five minutes later. Every. Time. Dude, it literally could not be more obvious that it's you. Just stop.

Mollyb60

In M&S at the self checkouts during lunch so it's mental. One very elderly lady with her trolley and a sales assistant on one and a lady who has gone wandering off around the shop looking for something she forgot on the other. FFS.

Bredabe

In a bid to be more 'social' with my idiot colleagues, I tried to make conversation with one, he regularly boasts about how many gyms his hometown has and its effects on their success in GAA.

So I said that I had read that each gym in his town was now offering pt's as part of taster sessions to I guess boost new memberships.

Him; that would only be in one gym tho':mad:

Boom_Bap

The gym beside where I work closed down recently.


The TA is that there is some lad that is having a vigil to the gym and is working out outside the gyms closed doors now.
Kudos for the dedication pal, but I don't want to have to walk around you and your skipping rope to get to where I want to go.

Pawwed Rig

notsoyoungwan wrote: »

Those teabag bins/plates on kitchen counters are a TA of mine. What’s the point of them?? Just put the used teabag in the bin, FFS, you’re in the kitchen, the bin isn’t going to be miles away. If your husband was in my house I think I might have to kill him!

I am showing this post to my wife. She leaves used teabags beside the sink. The bin is under the sink

Hard to criticise someone who is making you tea though..........

LirW

Summer bug and then your internal lady parts are sore too, like really bloody obnoxiously sore!

RobbingBandit

Damn you bank of Ireland ATM and visa debit card issues again had to leave dunnes with no shopping imagination lunch for me. Time to suit up for a Joker Bank robbery

Rosie Rant

I woke up at 5.30 this morning and thought "oh great, still a couple of hours until I have to get up. I'll go back to sleep!" But could I? NO! Instead I chose to stay awake worrying and getting more and more anxious. And time went so unbelievably slowly. I swear it was 5:45 for over twenty minutes! I've been feeling awful all day now. I am trivially annoyed by my stupid brain!

the beer revolu

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I woke up at 5.30 this morning and thought "oh great, still a couple of hours until I have to get up. I'll go back to sleep!" But could I? NO! Instead I chose to stay awake worrying and getting more and more anxious. And time went so unbelievably slowly. I swear it was 5:45 for over twenty minutes! I've been feeling awful all day now. I am trivially annoyed by my stupid brain!

You mean you didn't fall into the deepest imaginable sleep at 7.20?

hatrickpatrick

When people unnecessarily add music to videos of incidents, especially those involving animals. Like when you're watching a video of puppies being puppies and someone's put all this sentimental music in the background, it's like "feck off like I want to hear all the yapping"

More generally I guess, when you click on a video expecting "raw footage" of something and it's been edited in this kind of way - added music, commentary, slomo, etc. Sometimes that's cool, but a lot of the time you just want to see and hear something exactly as it happened.

This just me being an oddball?

RobbingBandit

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

When people unnecessarily add music to videos of incidents, especially those involving animals. Like when you're watching a video of puppies being puppies and someone's put all this sentimental music in the background, it's like "feck off like I want to hear all the yapping"

More generally I guess, when you click on a video expecting "raw footage" of something and it's been edited in this kind of way - added music, commentary, slomo, etc. Sometimes that's cool, but a lot of the time you just want to see and hear something exactly as it happened.

This just me being an oddball?

No, the music is often very unnecessary

Dramatik

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

When people unnecessarily add music to videos of incidents, especially those involving animals. Like when you're watching a video of puppies being puppies and someone's put all this sentimental music in the background, it's like "feck off like I want to hear all the yapping"
This just me being an oddball?

Usually it's some completely obnoxious EDM style song which is either a rip off or remix of some other EDM song that was ****e to begin with.

Sephiroth_dude

Desk side!

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Time to suit up for a Joker Bank robbery

Very fitting username as well :pac:

Kitty6277

Woke up this morning with a really bad pain in my back. It hurts when I walk, and I've gotta go do a 6 hour shift later. Help me

tomwaits48

waiting for my takeaway coffee to be served to me, standing beside a fairly hot female who is also waiting, in walks another chap, who starts talking to the female, and it soon became apparent that they were co-workers but the female only had a vague idea of who the guy was. What followed was an excruciating awkward conversation with the guy trying to think up any tedious workplace connection to keep the conversation going, but your wan was barely half interested. Morto for him, but I was trivially annoyed at the slowness of the barista resulting in my being caught in the middle of the situation.

the beer revolu

People who term anyone who doesn't share their opinion on a given matter as being part of a "brigade"!

Eg. "the anti car brigade"

No it doesn't make your argument stronger.
It makes you look lazy and stupid and scrabbling to find any sort of argument.

CrowdedHouse

Expecting tea to brew with...am...no teabag in the mug...for several minutes doh

madmaggie

Realised how blessed I am to share a house with the man who knows everything. Instruction books, put them in the bin. The man knows it all.

RobbingBandit

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Damn you bank of Ireland ATM and visa debit card issues again had to leave dunnes with no shopping imagination lunch for me. Time to suit up for a Joker Bank robbery

A bank, Dunnes Stores and a robbery. Was that a double tautology or a triple tautology? :pac:

MY TA: It's Google's increasing inability to give strictly localised search results. It's a big gaping hole in the Google search engine, as if Google cannot keep up with the www anymore. I was looking for something local this morning and they fire back websites from Australia to Britain to America that are waste of time search results. These irrelevant search results are much more common now than 5 or 10 years ago. Roll on competition for Google.

RobbingBandit

Fuaroogle just doesn't sound right... TA bank of ireland had no money to rob I'm still poor

showpony1

People using the plural of ticket incorrectly.

"I got tickets for X concert"

when they mean they got themselves one ticket.

KatW4

Parents who let their kids become spoilt brats and then come giving out to me when I tell the child off for being a brat in school. Just piss off!

umop episdn

Can't get a ticket for Alanis Morrisette at The Marquee... fairly annoyed