Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

Rubberlegs

the purple tin wrote: »

TA'd that we orange lovers are frequently being sold a lemon.

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Or absolutely tasteless ones that fool you by looking and smelling delicious.

Omackeral

People on if England win the World Cup:

Watching the BBC would be unbearable. Tuning into Sky would be unbearable. Watching the Premier League would be unbearable.

Guess what, they're all part of English media. It's theirs, not ours. I was watching the FA Cup final a couple of years ago, Crystal Palace vs Man United, and a few in the group were complaining about "that filthy national anthem" being played. You're watching the English cup final you absolute twonk.

umop episdn

branie2 wrote: »

"fans" who let out a roar at GAA matches before the National Anthem is finished. So disrespectful.

The fact that people can't sing their own national anthem would be more of a bugbear

Bredabe

Being trapped in a space and conversation with a person who knows my sporting background, and still attempts to explain gaa/soccer to me.

NIMAN

Bredabe wrote: »

Being trapped in a space and conversation with a person who knows my sporting background, and still attempts to explain gaa/soccer to me.

Is that a delicate attempt to tell us you're a decent baller?

Dial Hard

People who can't just say goodbye once at the end of a phone call.

The raw spot on my foot where my sandals skinned me yesterday.

The thought of cooking dinner.

Forgot to renew my Pill prescription and I'm due back on it today :mad:

Omackeral

umop episdn wrote: »

The fact that people can't sing their own national anthem would be more of a bugbear

Speak for yourself.

Shin na feena fall, at awe fwee gal la la la...



Shoving Connie around the field.

CrowdedHouse

Bastard of a horsefly bit me Saturday evening, apart from a slight sting no problem but today I notice there's a little bump and every so often it goes mad itchy for about 10 mins.

On a TH note that fly died so wont bother anyone else.

the purple tin

It's supposed to get even hotter tomorrow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wol70cBLNd8

Rubberlegs

Showering and breaking out in a sweat drying myself.
Showering and then having to apply suncream and feeling all sticky and tacky.
Hat hair from wearing a baseball cap for fear of my poxy sensitive scalp burning.
Sleep gone to sh1t with the dead heat at night despite windows being open to the max.
Give me nice weather anytime but not this fcukin heat

Bredabe

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Showering and breaking out in a sweat drying myself.
Showering and then having to apply suncream and feeling all sticky and tacky.
Hat hair from wearing a baseball cap for fear of my poxy sensitive scalp burning.
Sleep gone to sh1t with the dead heat at night despite windows being open to the max.
Give me nice weather anytime but not this fcukin heat

All of this, plus, freaking bats flying in the open windows and cheeping away to itself till it get brighter.
Flatmate tells me to wake him when batty arrives cause he has........a fishing net!

TG1

Don't know if it's pollen or air pressure changes or the heat or the fact that my new office has air conditioning, but my sinuses are giving me grief again, and nothing that usually helps is helping.

mikemac2

umop episdn wrote: »

The fact that people can't sing their own national anthem would be more of a bugbear

Do they still play it when the nightclub turns on the lights at the end of the night?


That was a TA of mine

Omackeral

mikemac2 wrote: »

So they still play it when the nightclub turn on the lights at the end of the night?

May be a country thing

That was a TA of mine

It is. It's agricultural as fcuk.

Colser

Washed the bed clothes again today and was just putting the duvet cover back on when I noticed a big stain on the corner I thought it was from a clothes peg but on closer inspection it's a massive green/black and white bird ****e..wouldn't mind but they're fed the best of grub here..ungrateful gits.

NewbridgeIR

Football players running to get the ball from the net and bringing it to the halfway line - only seems to happen when they're 2+ goals down and pull one back.

Pawwed Rig

Swallowed a fly on my run today*. One of the ones that goes straight to the back of your throat and has you gagging and coughing.


*RIP Mr Buzzy

Sephiroth_dude

This dead heat.....20 degrees still, no sleep so :-/.

Gamer Bhoy 89

"Football's Coming Home" <<<<

Also, this tweet:

https://twitter.com/callummarkiee/status/1013470552525287426

iamwhoiam

Little grey mothy type insects all over the place these days . Everytime I open the porch door they are there .

Poochie05

They've changed the orange street lighting on our estate to more efficient LEDs. Place looks eerie under the pale white light

umop episdn

Poochie05 wrote: »

They've changed the orange street lighting on our estate to more efficient LEDs. Place looks eerie under the pale white light

Yes! Aw with the street lighting here...it's like a horror movie settings... I find myself whistling Tubular Bells ffs

I see Dermot Bannon has just come on TV after a note flashed up saying "Supported by your Licence Fee". As it's the one where he's in Manhatttan and this was on last year and the year before, I wonder could I tell the TV licence guy (i.e. my local fear an phoist) that it's covered by my TV licence from last year and the year before?

New Home

Worth a shot, Fuaranach. Do tell us how you get on, and when the court date is.

Surreptitious

I love the sun but this heat is cruel. Today it's getting to me and it's like 22 degrees right now and no breeze whatsoever.

Sephiroth_dude

Surreptitious wrote: »

I love the sun but this heat is cruel. Today it's getting to me and it's like 22 degrees right now and no breeze whatsoever.

Its unbearable tonight.

MikeyTaylor

The fact that Barry Manilow beat Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" to a Grammy back in 1977.

Kitty6277

My skin is breaking out. I've got two of those really sore red spots on my chin, and I can feel another one possibly as well

BBDBB

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Its unbearable tonight.

One of Phil Collins lesser known hits?

RobbingBandit

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Phil Collins scares me damn melancholic RobbingBandit will be in control today another day in paradise for that mopping man child TA superliminal messaging on boards.

Omackeral

That fcuking Maroon 5/Hyundai ad every single ad break. I swear to god all it's making me wanna do is NEVER buy a Hyundai or Maroon 5 track. Absolutely fcuking awful. Awful awful awful.

Sephiroth_dude

BBDBB wrote: »

One of Phil Collins lesser known hits?

From his lesser known 1986 album, Durty.

Boom_Bap

Not sure if the hot girl I seen this morning knew I was just checking her out or if she thought I was objectifying her


Answers on a postcard please.

NIMAN

Omackeral wrote: »

That fcuking Maroon 5/Hyundai ad every single ad break. I swear to god all it's making me wanna do is NEVER buy a Hyundai or Maroon 5 track. Absolutely fcuking awful. Awful awful awful.

Why does it say 3 Little Birds?
Is that the song, cos it sounds awfully like another song to me.

And that lead singers glasses and his stupid jacket !!!

Annoying band...hate them now too.

ohnonotgmail

NIMAN wrote: »

Why does it say 3 Little Birds?
Is that the song, cos it sounds awfully like another song to me.

And that lead singers glasses and his stupid jacket !!!

Annoying band...hate them now too.

eh, 3 little birds is the name of the song. Its a cover of the bob marley song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4

smeal

I'm honestly really not one of these "the poor women are always subject to sexual harassment" protesters but walking down the street to my office this morning wearing a skirt as its a warm day and two guys in a bread van across the road wolf whistle at me and one guy shouts "Hey sexy" out his window. I was already having a sh*t enough morning so this was just the icing on the cake. Why the f*ck bother like? I can take the drunken idiots on a night out (even though its still not acceptable) but its 9am on a Tuesday morning for f*ck sake. Grow the hell up and have some respect!!! The bread van was local and I was half contemplating ringing their main office to complain.

Like I said I'm not usually sensitive to this kind of thing but today it just made me feel really uncomfortable.

LirW

smeal wrote: »

Like I said I'm not usually sensitive to this kind of thing but today it just made me feel really uncomfortable.

Rightly so, I wouldn't be comfortable either. I'm wearing a skirt or a dress because I like it, not for some breadman to find it sexy :rolleyes:
Happened to me a few years ago in summer, I went grocery shopping with my nan, there was this greasy drunk guy and in the middle of the carpark he started talking loudly about my breasts and what he'd do with them. This was incredibly uncomfortable...

My TA: The toddler is a little high maintenance sh1t today, I wish there'd be warranty on them.

Sephiroth_dude

smeal wrote: »

The bread van was local and I was half contemplating ringing their main office to complain.

You should, Jackasses!

the beer revolu

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

You should, Jackasses!

I would definitely report them.
They'll just get a bollocking, nothing more.

Boom_Bap

I'd just like to put it on record that I do not drive a bread van.

New Home

Do you just sit in the passenger's seat of one?

Boom_Bap

Dammit :mad:

smeal

smeal wrote: »

The bread van was local and I was half contemplating ringing their main office to complain.

Definitely ring up and speak with the owner/manager. I don't think any business owner would like their company name to be tarnished by that sort of troglodytism.

Boom_Bap

There's a 'their job will be toast' type pun here somewhere.

New Home

Breadvis and Buttbread?

Turnipman

Idiot woman in today's Irish Times who can't spell "delph" correctly.

"I buried the wedding delf in the garden after Simon’s death. That was all the help I needed"

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/ruth-fitzmaurice-my-husband-died-but-i-still-believe-in-magic-1.3548016



Lunchtime update - the Irish Times online edition has now corrected the spelling. I can't speak for the paper version.

Sephiroth_dude

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'd just like to put it on record that I do not drive a bread van.

I was just thinking was it you

Hector Bellend

I got a severe case of scaldy asshole last night.

Extremely annoying

the purple tin

The plastic bag inside the cornlakes box was ripped open funny and they poured out just about everywhere except my bowl. :mad:

New Home

New Home wrote: »

Breadvis and Buttbread?

I just realised I could've made a Boom BAP joke... Ah well.