Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

NollagShona

Awake urgh

erica74

NollagShona wrote: »

A pun on a right wing religious organisation

Ah I thought that's what it was but wasn't sure.

Rogueish

We have run out of heating oil. Not the end of the world the house is still comfortably warm BUT the immersion switch isn't working (or I'm using the wrong one - we have a new heating system) and the new electric shower trips the switch out in the meter box if you even attempt to switch it on!!

So it looks like I'll have to wash my hair in cold water over the edge of the bath as it's stuck to my head. Waaah but I really want a shower!!

nicebox

1. When talking to someone and they have no side burns at all, just a straight horizontal cut above the ear.

iamwhoiam

maudgonner wrote: »

People who shout 'hold the lift!' just as the doors are about to close.

Then you have the panic over which is the 'open doors' button and which is 'close doors', and if it doesn't work you look like a cow.

Just wait for the next lift, you impatient gobshíte!

And equally people who are in front of you in the lift walking in and not holding the door open ! You walk in and get a whack of the closing door and they look on like its a new phenomonen that the door closes

tomwaits48

Guys with big heads sittng in front of me at the cinema

AndrewJRenko

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

The new Vodafone ad thats on every 5 mins does my head in.

I keep thinking about Peter's real Dad, left out in the cold.

maudgonner wrote: »

People who shout 'hold the lift!' just as the doors are about to close.

Then you have the panic over which is the 'open doors' button and which is 'close doors', and if it doesn't work you look like a cow.

Just wait for the next lift, you impatient gobshíte!

People who press both the up AND down buttons when waiting for the lift, and then when your upwardly mobile lift stops for them and the door opens, they say 'nah, going down mate' like it's your fault. Bring back the birch...

Bredabe

A local politician who is trying to be a "man of the people" who uses French language expressions on his FB page constantly.

I can't figure out if he's unaware he's contradicting his "man of the people" image or that he's just that lacking in cop on.

Gwynplaine

Sky Sports News. Should be called Sky Soccer News.
It's 85% - 90% Soccer. Federer has just won the Australian Open, his 20th Grand Slam, and there's about 20 seconds of a report on Sky Sports News.

Gwynplaine

nicebox wrote: »

1. When talking to someone and they have no side burns at all, just a straight horizontal cut above the ear.

Slap Locks.

castletownman

Driving home from a lovely walk just there and came across a cyclist (complete in necessary gear just to emphasise his hobby) leaning against his bike pretty much in the middle of the road taking a selfie. Now the view from that particular spot is nice but he was standing right at a segment of the road where locals tend to coast, and indeed just down from a t-junction where someone turning onto the road may not see him.

It may be somewhat forgivable if the fella in question was some naive young lad thirsty for insta likes. But he was at least 50.

And then people wonder why so many cyclists have bad reps among drivers.

Trigger Happy

Bad coffee. Went to a lovely place for breakfast in Ranelagh. Top notch food but served with crappy coffee. Big let down.

Gwynplaine

Plate scrapers.
At a family do recently, had a lovely meal and a few drinks. Two relatives were finished their dinner, and no exaggeration they scraped every morsel from their plates for about 2 minutes. It got so bad that people on another table were looking over.
Oh, and neither of them put their hand in their pocket for the whole night.
Oh, second edit, sorry. I forgot to mention that they were licking their knives. My mother told me, a long time ago, don't ever put a knife in your mouth.

Also, watching someone destroy a Sunday roast type dinner in red sauce. You sick fůck.

Poochie05

maudgonner wrote: »

People who shout 'hold the lift!' just as the doors are about to close.

Then you have the panic over which is the 'open doors' button and which is 'close doors', and if it doesn't work you look like a cow.

Just wait for the next lift, you impatient gobshíte!

I just press the close doors button and practice my best 'Oh no, silly me I pressed the wrong button' look

TA Ditherers in all shapes and forms, walking behind them, waiting for them to choose from a menu, pay for bills, decide where to eat... the list is endless. Just make up your mind!

Iseedeadpixels

Think I've forgotten how to talk to Women

smurfjed

Getting told that my days off for the month of Feb are cancelled, 3 days before I flew off to Thailand.

AndrewJRenko

castletownman wrote: »

And then people wonder why so many cyclists have bad reps among drivers.

I guess the bad rep might be because the damned cyclists kill three or four people each week on the roads.


Oh no, wait a minute....

castletownman wrote: »

but he was standing right at a segment of the road where locals tend to coast, and indeed just down from a t-junction where someone turning onto the road may not see him.

Just as a little reminder, we all have a legal obligation to drive in a manner that allows us to stop within the distance we can see to be clear.

tomwaits48

Please, for the love of God, no more cyclists chat.

Marje

Someone ate my portion of dessert :mad::(

job seeker

Eye floaters, annoying A.F!

New Home

Marje wrote: »

Someone ate my portion of dessert :mad::(

And they are still alive??? If so, why haven't you killed them, yet??? :mad::mad::mad:

Marje

New Home wrote: »

And they are still alive??? If so, why haven't you killed them, yet??? :mad::mad::mad:

It's my father.. he thought it was all for him. He's alive for now...:pac:

New Home

That's no excuse! Fine, he gave you life, but now he wants your cake? That's a bit much, now.

Harry Palmr

Using the car remote to try and open the front door...of my house! Which I actually did today.

SusieBlue

Out for dinner with my boyfriend and can’t even hear myself think due to the unnecessarily loud conversation a group of Americans are having 3 tables away.

There are two couples seated in between us and the Americans, and honestly I can’t hear a peep out of them, I can’t even hear my bf across from me because these 4 wagons are literally ROARING at each other as if at separate ends of a football pitch. And don’t even start me on the laughing.

4Ad

smurfjed wrote: »

Getting told that my days off for the month of Feb are cancelled, 3 days before I flew off to Thailand.

Thats NOT trivial...

Rosie Rant

Losing the thread cause the name's been changed again.

"Sign up for our newsletter" messages that pop up the second you start scrolling down a web page.

Idiots who can't close a door without almost slamming it off its hinges

Cantona's Collars

Watching grown ass people eating with just a fork like a 2 year old. One elbow on the table while spronging food into their mouths and trying to cut meat with said fork.

SimonTemplar

I had a bizarre dream last night were I was trapped on a space station with a Hulk version of a xenomorph which was both as awesome and terrifying as it sounds.

misstearheus

I still can't open the sodding stoopid ar$ing Bottle of Vick C.S. :mad::( I'm actually half-thinking of going Nextdoor to crying-Toddler house to ask them to open it! That's how much I suck at life! :pac:

My head has started hurting when I cough.

And I can never find this Godforsaken Thread! It takes about 6 minutes out of my life every time I go looking for it! I keep going on till about 6 or 7 Pages and then I'm like ah now it's never that far away is it and I have to go back and back and back and back, and then I have to stop what I'm doing to try and remember has the Title been changed recently or what is it currently called! Serious First World Problems right there..

Harry Palmr

Wrestling with supposedly easy to open packs of bacon or jars is also getting on my norbs. I can only wonder how the elderly or infirm don't starve.

NollagShona

Running out of money so quickly!

glynf

That Jaguar 'Drive Like Everyone’s Watching' ad on newstalk, prime example of utter cringe inducing marketing ****.

LadyMacBeth_

Got some bad news today and can't sleep because I'm thinking about it

smurfjed

4Ad wrote: »

smurfjed wrote: »

Getting told that my days off for the month of Feb are cancelled, 3 days before I flew off to Thailand.

Thats NOT trivial...

Actually in my world, it’s trivial, Thailand will be there again next month if we decide to go.

Sephiroth_dude

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Got some bad news today and can't sleep because I'm thinking about it

Sorry to hear that, hope you're ok


*hugs*


Anxious and have to be up early tomorrow

misstearheus

Tui. Think I'll start calling it Twee. Twee just p1ss off okay please? P1ss right off.

Throat Spray appears to have downsized from the decent-sized-looking standard kinda Drum. It's now the size of a fart.

Airtricity PAYG. I have to go outside in the cold to check my balance or see if I need to top up. Methods online or by Phone to check this would be superb. There might be an App idea there for the taking. Credit goes to moi please and t.i.a. :pac:

Also. Inhalers. In all my years of using them, it's so difficult to get passed my Tongue! :P:rolleyes::( Difficult proving in-effective so zero help to my wheezing that it might help with effective use like. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Grrrrrrrrrrr:mad:

Jack Kanoff

Lost my bloody phone, tore the house apart looking for it...may have lost it while out walking yesterday...nuts!

NollagShona

Getting off the train this morning bitch nearly knocked me down running past me. No Running! I said- she turned back - a bit shocked and flustered and said... eh mind your business.

Surreptitious

Today. Today. Today.

Grayson

People opening the upstairs windows on a bus. It's fecking freezing.

Grayson

And now there's a guy on the bus listening to starship, nothings going to stop us now. His headphones are bleeding sound so much that I can hear him across the aisle and three seats back.

SusieBlue

My bus was 45 minutes late, making me 30 minutes late for work. Got in the door to work, went to pick up a file on my desk and somehow broke a nail.
I'm so over this day already.

redfacedbear

So so broke. Who the fvuck decided that January should be 8 weeks long - I need paying now!

Surreptitious

Stripped the bed and put everything in the machine only to realise I forgot the under sheet.

Aglomerado

Just been told I need a new boiler.
Arses.

Knex*

Jack Kanoff wrote: »

Lost my bloody phone, tore the house apart looking for it...may have lost it while out walking yesterday...nuts!

If you need someone to call it or anything, give me a shout.

Also, find my phone Android: https://www.google.com/android/find

And iPhone: https://www.icloud.com/#find

retro:electro

Some bizarre pukey virus that decided to visit me at an ungodly hour

Dial Hard

NollagShona wrote: »

Getting off the train this morning bitch nearly knocked me down running past me. No Running! I said- she turned back - a bit shocked and flustered and said... eh mind your business.

I don't blame her. Yis aren't in school, like.

Bitches Be Trypsin

Why has maccie D's so many calories