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PlaneSpeeking

Bredabe wrote: »

Local radio not known for its fact-finding told me that there was liquid water found an x planet during the week, my brain is screaming why not call it what I think it is, water! (as opposed to steam/ice)

Ref bots clogging up the timeline on twitter, while im on that, ppl tweeting min for health topics better addressed by min for housing, no doubt I'll be fed their complaints about non-responses on the timeline as well.

Ppl who don't respond to me for days, sending freaked out messages if Im not back to them by the am after they message me.

Waiting on responses to important communications x3, again and no idea when they/if they will arrive.

This online discussion about how two schools merging will affect traffic on an already clogged road. eg, one person who expressed concern about accessibility for emergency services as they had a terminally ill person living off the road mentioned was answered with 'if they are that ill why are then not in a hospice' and my child's education better not be compromised by you needed an ambulance for a dying person'. Makes me despair of the world.

As opposed to that water that is made out of granite ??? Trying to sound smart no doubt, and failing!!

Shpud2

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

As opposed to that water that is made out of granite ??? Trying to sound smart no doubt, and failing!!

Or maybe solid water as in ice.

Dakota Dan

Public grieving on the internet for people they never even knew. The same fools probably wouldn't even go to their aunts funeral.

Boom_Bap

Stroll into the office at 12:45 and people giving it the 'what time do you call this' lark.
Stay original.

PlaneSpeeking

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Stroll into the office at 12:45 and people giving it the 'what time do you call this' lark.
Stay original.

Usually first into the office, ten years of 8am starts.

ONE DAY of getting the later train ? "Gone part time have you ?"

:rolleyes:

Cleopatra_

34 degrees where I'm living. Where the fcuk have I moved to. I've never longed this much to be back home in Ireland. This is like living in an oven.

Boom_Bap

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

34 degrees where I'm living. Where the fcuk have I moved to. I've never longed this much to be back home in Ireland. This is like living in an oven.

It's scorchio here today as well. Was tempted to wear the speedo's to work.

PlaneSpeeking

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's scorchio here today as well. Was tempted to wear the speedo's to work.

Must. Not. Call. That. A. TA!!

iamwhoiam

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

34 degrees where I'm living. Where the fcuk have I moved to. I've never longed this much to be back home in Ireland. This is like living in an oven.

Roasting in Dublin but at least we have a bit of a breeze here which helps .Wet a little light scarf and put it on your neck

Bredabe

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

34 degrees where I'm living. Where the fcuk have I moved to. I've never longed this much to be back home in Ireland. This is like living in an oven.

Maybe this will help, where I am, its overcast, a theoretical 20 degrees, warm wind and raining so hard there are floods on the side of the paths already.


Now, don't you feel cooler?

That temp is more than a ta, take care of yourself, even my cat wouldn't be happy with that.

Bredabe

Being forced to hear the details of a sexual encounter a colleague had with someone I wouldn't even be in the same room with, let alone touch or glory in how yummy smelling he was in the am!

Insert a million vomit emojis.

Cleopatra_

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's scorchio here today as well. Was tempted to wear the speedo's to work.

You wearing speedos is reason enough to go back home

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Roasting in Dublin but at least we have a bit of a breeze here which helps .Wet a little light scarf and put it on your neck

Thank you for the scarf tip! I've been spraying myself with one of those water bottles for the garden and sitting in front of a fan. It comforts me to know that ye are roasting too :P

Bredabe wrote: »

Maybe this will help, where I am, its overcast, a theoretical 20 degrees, warm wind and raining so hard there are floods on the side of the paths already.


Now, don't you feel cooler?

That temp is more than a ta, take care of yourself, even my cat wouldn't be happy with that.

I actually haven't seen my poor cat since some time last night, I hope he's just hiding somewhere cool!

jimgoose

Bredabe wrote: »

Local radio not known for its fact-finding told me that there was liquid water found an x planet during the week, my brain is screaming why not call it what I think it is, water! (as opposed to steam/ice)...

Yeah, an underground lake some dozen miles wide on Mars. NASA scientist types are in the habit of using the term "liquid water", indicating water that is at an ambient temperature that might be some way conducive to life that bears some resemblance to ourselves albeit at a microbiological level. Hence their announcing that liquid water had been found, and local radio stations will just report news like that as they're given it.

The Black Oil

The "revert back to you" email disease has resurfaced.

Christ.

Bredabe

jimgoose wrote: »

Yeah, an underground lake some dozen miles wide on Mars. NASA scientist types are in the habit of using the term "liquid water", indicating water that is at an ambient temperature that might be some way conducive to life that bears some resemblance to ourselves albeit at a microbiological level. Hence their announcing that liquid water had been found, and local radio stations will just report news like that as they're given it.

I had an idea it was something like that, but as they didn't say as reported by Nasa, it was a ta.

Another one from local radio(different county) "the man who was on honeymoon with his wife'!?

madmaggie

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

34 degrees where I'm living. Where the fcuk have I moved to. I've never longed this much to be back home in Ireland. This is like living in an oven.

A bowl of iced water in front of the fan will help cool the air. 25 here and I'm roasted. Very glad I no longer live in the UK.

Kitty6277

For the last few days (sorry menfolk ), my boobs have been pretty sore

Just sent an SMS text to somebody and in it I mentioned "Bonkers.ie" and whatever change has been made to my Samsung/Android/Three phone, an add for Bonkers.ie was attached to my text to somebody.

Who is responsible for this, and how do I stop being a conduit for spam?

Sephiroth_dude

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Stroll into the office at 12:45 and people giving it the 'what time do you call this' lark.
Stay original.

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Usually first into the office, ten years of 8am starts.

ONE DAY of getting the later train ? "Gone part time have you ?"

:rolleyes:

Cheeky feckers!

PlaneSpeeking

Kitty6277 wrote: »

For the last few days (sorry menfolk ), my boobs have been pretty sore

I wouldn't apologise - but I would stand back, you're about to be inundated with offers of "help"!!!!!

DickSwiveller Returns

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

I wouldn't apologise - but I would stand back, you're about to be inundated with offers of "help"!!!!!

:D

Boom_Bap

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

I wouldn't apologise - but I would stand back, you're about to be inundated with offers of "help"!!!!!

I'm on stand-by

PlaneSpeeking

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm on stand-by

You warm your hands you!!! :D

Boom_Bap

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

You warm your hands you!!! :D

My hands are always warm, sometimes clammy for a bit of natural lube.

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

My hands are always warm, sometimes clammy for a bit of natural lube.

Amateur. When boobs are sore and nip-nips tender, I deploy the trusty Aveeno moisturizing almond oil - can be relied upon absolutely to get 'er purring like a kitten once more! :cool:

Boom_Bap

jimgoose wrote: »

Amateur. When boobs are sore and nip-nips tender, I deploy the trusty Aveeno moisturizing almond oil - can be relied upon absolutely to get 'er purring like a kitten once more! :cool:

I thought a man like yourself with go for the WD-40 or straight for the vat of goose fat.

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I thought a man like yourself with go for the WD-40 or straight for the vat of goose fat.

In the case of my own boobs, yes of course. :cool:

MuffinTop86

Taxi rage.
Lashing in Galway so got one home. The guy sloooowly drove along, then as he pulls up to my house he slides in an extra euro.
I sai it was 7.40 when you pulled up, whats that for.
He starts going on about how after 1pm it’s an extra euro.
I argued that it wasn’t, I’ve never heard that before.
He goes back to “just give me 7.80 so, because of course he didn’t bother to stop the meter either.
It was so aggressive.
They’re f#%kin constantly trying to overcharge here and it RAGES me. But never has someone made up some crap in their head about after 1pm.
Dirty git.

the purple tin

There is an ad on all the time with Action Man dancing around the place. It ta's me because when I was a chiseller I really wanted one for Christmas and I never got it. Waah.

Kitty6277

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

I wouldn't apologise - but I would stand back, you're about to be inundated with offers of "help"!!!!!

I see I've plenty of offers alright! Sound lads, I'll give ye a shout if needs be :pac:

CrowdedHouse

I bought a new telly a few weeks ago - I'm quite happy with it

But

It has a Netflix button on the remote, when I press the button absolutely nothing happens for exactly 30 seconds, then it goes to Netflix.

It's trivial cos I don't have or intend to get a Netflix subscription but still

Rubberlegs

It's that wonderful time again where I am following the dog around with a Dettol wipe as she is in heat again . Jesus Christ , she is coming up on 63 in human years, could she not have the menopause FFS:(

CrowdedHouse

Oh yea - while I at it re Netflix, If you're giving me a free months trial why do you want my credit card number.

Could they not just turn it on and email me after say 25 days or so and tell me to pay up or be cut off.

Rubberlegs

I have to wobble up to the shop for milk after a large glass of red wine:( In my next life I'm gonna have servants !

CrowdedHouse

Well that's apt for your user name !

LirW

Apparently I should buy a people carrier because I have family visiting a lot (4 weeks out of 52 max), so they don't have to rent a car all the time they come over.

Also the ongoing explanation that there is no public transport where I live, so no, you're not getting around by bus.

Shpud2

Netflix thinking I'm in incognito mode when I'm not.

Dial Hard

Back to School ads when the kids have barely started their holidays. They annoyed me when I was in school and they still annoy me now!

Bloody killjoy retailers.

Boom_Bap

Dial Hard wrote: »

Back to School ads when the kids have barely started their holidays. They annoyed me when I was in school and they still annoy me now!

Bloody killjoy retailers.

I must have been programmed! I've got the school books and stuff for next year already!

Rubberlegs

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I have to wobble up to the shop for milk after a large glass of red wine:( In my next life I'm gonna have servants !

Wobbled back with an impulse buy of Ben&Jerry's, Birthday Cake from the local Centra, got fleeced for it but couldn't help myself. It better be good !

Pawwed Rig

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Wobbled back with an impulse buy of Ben&Jerry's, Birthday Cake from the local Centra, got fleeced for it but couldn't help myself. It better be good !

Happy birthday

Rubberlegs

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Happy birthday

Ah, it's not my birthday , but thanks . Can recommend the ice cream, very nice;)

Sephiroth_dude

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Wobbled back with an impulse buy of Ben&Jerry's,

Haagen Dazs ftw :pac:

misstearheus

The little Toddler Nextdoor has been what I can only presume is running up and down the Stairs since I washed my hair and that was ar five to eight. I suppose it's a wee bit better than listening to them crying! I'm starting to get a Headache now though....

ohnonotgmail

The postman has given a parcel for me to somebody else and i dont recognise the name of the person who signed for it. Words will be had in the morning.

bottlebrush

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Oh yea - while I at it re Netflix, If you're giving me a free months trial why do you want my credit card number.

Could they not just turn it on and email me after say 25 days or so and tell me to pay up or be cut off.

Signed up for months free trial two weeks ago and looked at anything I wanted to see in the first week. Nothing else there i would be interested in. Maybe once I start paying up there'll be more shows available to me? Anyway ta that I was looking forward to having something to entertain me for a while as there is nothing on telly. Very disappointed.

rainbow kirby

Getting on to a tram with the double buggy earlier and a family of total plonkers has completely loaded up the wheelchair/buggy area with their suitcases. Perils of being on the route from the airport...

Colser

Speaking of school books..I paid 112e for 4 books and got 8e for 2 books that I traded..8 fooking euro..I also came away with 4 big heavy bags of books that they wouldn't take because they're not in use anymore..what an absolute money making racket..I really don't know how people with a few kids in school can afford the books and they're changed so often they can't even hand them down..an absolute joke of a system.

On a lighter note there was another woman in the shop who was an absolute ticket..asked for 2 receipts,one for her ex husband because seemingly he's a cheap,miserable.*****___***__**__ing ,honestly she called him every name...I was on the ground laughing and the poor young girls inside the counter were in shock.

umop episdn

Colser wrote: »

Speaking of school books..I paid 112e for 4 books and got 8e for 2 books that I traded..8 fooking euro..I also came away with 4 big heavy bags of books that they wouldn't take because they're not in use anymore..what an absolute money making racket..I really don't know how people with a few kids in school can afford the books and they're changed so often they can't even hand them down..an absolute joke of a system.

On a lighter note there was another woman in the shop who was an absolute ticket..asked for 2 receipts,one for her ex husband because seemingly he's a cheap,miserable.*****___***__**__ing ,honestly she called him every name...I was on the ground laughing and the poor young girls inside the counter were in shock.

G'wan...tell the truth...it was actually you wasn't it?
"Two receipts Colser" you shall be known as from now on

Colser

umop episdn wrote: »

G'wan...tell the truth...it was actually you wasn't it?
"Two receipts Colser" you shall be known as from now on

Nope lol...she gave us a fair bit of info though and I could completely empathise..I'd say he's a sorry boy.😂