Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

Bredabe

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I don’t fancy him either. I am very sexist that way.

I don't think he's as fanciable now as he was 5/10 years ago, which is odd as it usually works the other way for men.

That said, it will be interesting to see his overall styling for Bond.

PlaneSpeeking

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I don’t fancy him either. I am very sexist that way.

:D:D

I've a straight male friend who watched Daniel Craig coming out of the sea and says "Now I'm not gay but I see where you ladies are coming from alright".

Then seen Halle Berry and he's back where he started!

Bredabe

Im tired, cranky, frustrated, have a sinus headache brewing, the new ppl down the road seem to be knocking down their newly renovated house, the machine they are doing it with whistles.

PlaneSpeeking

Bredabe wrote: »

Im tired, cranky, frustrated, have a sinus headache brewing, the new ppl down the road seem to be knocking down their newly renovated house down, the machine they are doing it with whistles.

I'm a slave to the joys of sinus issues - botched removal of a dental abscess when I was 21 left half the sinus cavity "swiss cheesed" (yeah nicked off Quantum Leap!!).

Cold weather, hayfever, colds, etc etc - feels like my face is being bricked up.

Sympathies to you.

Trigger Happy

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

:D:D

I've a straight male friend who watched Daniel Craig coming out of the sea and says "Now I'm not gay but I see where you ladies are coming from alright".

Then seen Halle Berry and he's back where he started!

Oh Halle, you would feel a stir in the loins at the mention of her name.
I am sure there is a good euphemism to be made from her name but could not be disrespectful in case she is reading this and ruin my chances...

Rubberlegs

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Idris Elba as the new James Bond.

Oh and being called racist for not fancying him, wtf ?

I fancy the pants off Idris Elba, but don't see him as James Bond...

PlaneSpeeking

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Oh Halle, you would feel a stir in the loins at the mention of her name.
I am sure there is a good euphemism to be made from her name but could not be disrespectful in case she is reading this and ruin my chances...

I'm straight but Halle in the orange do - fine leg on her!

PlaneSpeeking

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I fancy the pants off Idris Elba, but don't see him as James Bond...

See this is why the world of difference is great - I fancy Adam Levine off Maroon 5, a mate calls him weedy!

He fancies Conor McGregor and think about having him sectioned.

Vice la diffrence!

Trigger Happy

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

I'm straight but Halle in the orange do - fine leg on her!

She reminds me of someone I once went out with.

(Is something I would love to be able to say)

PlaneSpeeking

Trigger Happy wrote: »

She reminds me of someone I once went out with.

(Is something I would love to be able to say)

Nearest I get to bagging Jamie Dornan is I once courted a lad whose middle name was James.

:(:(:(

bottlebrush

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Idris Elba as the new James Bond.

Oh and being called racist for not fancying him, wtf ?

Watched two episodes of Luther recently to see what the fuss was about. Just don't get it either, about him or the show
TA I've a pain in my leg that won't go away

PlaneSpeeking

bottlebrush wrote: »

Watched two episodes of Luther recently to see what the fuss was about. Just don't get it either, about him or the show
TA I've a pain in my leg that won't go away

Try Lucifer instead.

Oh boy!

KathleenGrant

People who not alone do not do what they were meant to but manage to get me landed to do it instead. (And if I don't I'll look like the selfish one and not her)
:mad::mad::mad:

Trigger Happy

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Nearest I get to bagging Jamie Dornan is I once courted a lad whose middle name was James.

:(:(:(

“My goal is Jamie Dornan, my level is James Corden”

PlaneSpeeking

Trigger Happy wrote: »

“My goal is Jamie Dornan, my level is James Corden”

You read my mind sir!

New Home

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Try Lucifer instead.

Oh boy!

Or "The Big C"...

SimonTemplar

TA at the internet rumour machine. Craig's last Bond movie hasn't even started filming yet so it is far too early for any new actor to be decided.

Also seeing a lot of stuff on the internet advocating for Gillian Anderson to be the new Bond. Unlike the new Ghostbusters or Oceans 8 which feature new female characters; or The Doctor from Doctor Who who is from a race with a track record of changing gender, the Bond movies are based on Fleming's character who is fundamentally male. I'd wager his masculinity is as important to that character as being a robot is as important to the terminator.

I WOULD love to see Anderson as a cool suave agent in a spin-off as another double oh agent. It would be a rare case of universe building I'd be in favour of, and it seems like it would be a cash cow for the studio.

PlaneSpeeking

SimonTemplar wrote: »

TA at the internet rumour machine. Craig's last Bond movie hasn't even started filming yet so it is far too early for any new actor to be decided.

Also seeing a lot of stuff on the internet advocating for Gillian Anderson to be the new Bond. Unlike the new Ghostbusters or Oceans 8 which feature new female characters; or The Doctor from Doctor Who who is from a race with a track record of changing gender, the Bond movies are based on Fleming's character who is fundamentally male. I'd wager his masculinity is as important to that character as being a robot is as important to the terminator.

I WOULD love to see Anderson as a cool suave agent in a spin-off as another double oh agent. It would be a rare case of universe building I'd be in favour of, and it seems like it would be a cash cow for the studio.

I do love her as an actress, X Files may well have been an aul girl crush were it not for my highly inappropriate thoughts after seeing Mr Duchovny's previous works - droool!

However, Bond is Bond. He harmlessly flirts with FunnyFanny, gets the girl, kills the baddies and doesn't rumple is suit.

Why must we change what works ? I'm actually dreading the next Bond - Danny Boyle described it as a "Bond for the Me Too generation".

So, no more cunning linguist lines then ? I'd guess "he's attempting re-entry sir" has gone too. Sad days.

Bredabe

Jason Silly Regime wrote: »

My parents' next door neighbours are becoming more and more unbearable. Same family there for over 40 years and never a bother but things are rapidly deteriorating over the past 6 weeks. Their 16 year old daughter started seeing her first boyfriend in May and he now stays 3/4 nights a week. He spends all day smoking hash out the bedroom window while blasting music with lots of swear words which upsets my mother. The girl spends her whole time shrieking and giggling and it's incredibly uncomfortable to hear them together as there's no escaping the unmistakable sounds of them being intimate. This evening they're playing thumping music since 9pm so the tv can't be heard here and no peace to get some sleep. Thankfully I don't live here but the rest of my family is sick to death of it and I fear there's going to be a row if my father or brother try to address it. I honestly can't believe her parents are putting up with this either.

I hope your neighbours are playing the long game, pretending they are ok with this 'gentleman' until their daughter see's him for what he is and kicks him to the curb.

That said its more than a ta for your parents, but it maybe over sooner than they think.

Trigger Happy

Gillian and Jamie in The Fall kept a lot of couples very content in the eye candy stakes. If you are Bi you must have been in heaven.

My TA is writing a long and considered and generally excellent response to a post but the thread got locked preventing me from posting.

PlaneSpeeking

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Gillian and Jamie in The Fall kept a lot of couples very content in the eye candy stakes. If you are Bi you must have been in heaven.

My TA is writing a long and considered and generally excellent response to a post but the thread got locked preventing me from posting.

Oohhh The Fall - when I got called a woman hating bitch for lusting after "a sexual predator".

I tried to explain he wasn't REALLY that but you know, my internalised misogyny up to no good as usual!

Bredabe

Just the way it falls this month, the limit on my debit is the universal 2500e.
The amounts which HAVE to be paid in full on the same day come to more than that and can't be broken into three transactions!


Its a freaking Debit Card, shouldn't the limit be the account balance available on the day.

NewbridgeIR

Bredabe wrote: »

Just the way it falls this month, the limit on my debit is the universal 2500e.
The amounts which HAVE to be paid in full on the same day come to more than that and can't be broken into three transactions!


Its a freaking Debit Card, shouldn't the limit be the account balance available on the day.

Why can't the amounts be split? Sounds like someone is being awkward.

Dial Hard

Trigger Happy wrote: »

My TA is writing a long and considered and generally excellent response to a post but the thread got locked preventing me from posting.

Ooooh, I HATE when that happens! The app is particularly bad for it cause it doesn't actually display when a thread is locked.

Today's TA: My dog has figured out how to open the back door. I leave the house after my sister but she generally gets home first and I've spent the past two weeks being blamed for leaving the back door open all day and genuinely wondering if I'm losing my marbles. It only occurred to me on Friday evening that it might be the dog but my sister basically laughed in my face when I suggested it. Anyway, took a pic of the door closed tight and sent it to her when I was leaving this morning. She just emailed me to say the cleaner just texted her to say the back door was open when she arrived.

VINDICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still waiting on my apology for being blamed all along, though...

SusieBlue

My eyes are already itching with tiredness & I still have 5 hours of work, a gym session & a grocery shop to do before I can rest my weary soul.

PlaneSpeeking

Dial Hard wrote: »

Ooooh, I HATE when that happens! The app is particularly bad for it cause it doesn't actually display when a thread is locked.

Today's TA: My dog has figured out how to open the back door. I leave the house after my sister but she generally gets home first and I've spent the past two weeks being blamed for leaving the back door open all day and genuinely wondering if I'm losing my marbles. It only occurred to me on Friday evening that it might be the dog but my sister basically laughed in my face when I suggested it. Anyway, took a pic of the door closed tight and sent it to her when I was leaving this morning. She just emailed me to say the cleaner just texted her to say the back door was open when she arrived.

VINDICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still waiting on my apology for being blamed all along, though...

I definitely need one of those cameras - God knows what my lad is getting up to at home!!!!

Bitches Be Trypsin

TA I'm poor but planning 3 holidays. Who needs food anyway?

New Home

Dial Hard wrote: »

Ooooh, I HATE when that happens! The app is particularly bad for it cause it doesn't actually display when a thread is locked.

Today's TA: My dog has figured out how to open the back door. I leave the house after my sister but she generally gets home first and I've spent the past two weeks being blamed for leaving the back door open all day and genuinely wondering if I'm losing my marbles. It only occurred to me on Friday evening that it might be the dog but my sister basically laughed in my face when I suggested it. Anyway, took a pic of the door closed tight and sent it to her when I was leaving this morning. She just emailed me to say the cleaner just texted her to say the back door was open when she arrived.

VINDICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still waiting on my apology for being blamed all along, though...

Ghosts! :eek:

Trigger Happy

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

I definitely need one of those cameras - God knows what my lad is getting up to at home!!!!

My wife has uttered those same words but not about the dog.

Cleopatra_

Looking for tuna in the fridge for the screaming cat and then a carton of olives in pesto with oil without a lid falls out and greasy oil all over the fridge, the wall and the floor. Couldn't find the tuna so the cat is sulkily eating a piece of chicken. I also managed to puke on the couch this morning because of my stupid reflux so that needed cleaning up too. I should have just stayed in bed today.

Trigger Happy

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

Looking for tuna in the fridge for the screaming cat and then a carton of olives in pesto with oil without a lid falls out and greasy oil all over the fridge, the wall and the floor. Couldn't find the tuna so the cat is sulkily eating a piece of chicken. I also managed to puke on the couch this morning because of my stupid reflux so that needed cleaning up too. I should have just stayed in bed today.

I was going to post a TA about not having any milk for my coffee but it pales in to insignificance compared to this.
TA that Cleopatra has spoiled my TA.

Bredabe

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

Why can't the amounts be split? Sounds like someone is being awkward.

Their response to that is........, "You are the only one having a problem with it"

Boom_Bap

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

Looking for tuna in the fridge for the screaming cat and then a carton of olives in pesto with oil without a lid falls out and greasy oil all over the fridge, the wall and the floor. Couldn't find the tuna so the cat is sulkily eating a piece of chicken. I also managed to puke on the couch this morning because of my stupid reflux so that needed cleaning up too. I should have just stayed in bed today.

At least you didn't puke on the cat.

Trigger Happy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

At least you didn't puke on the cat.

Or vice versa.

Boom_Bap

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Or vice versa.

Ever try to catch a cat with puke on it or give a cat a bath?

CrowdedHouse

Litre of milk, bought last Thursday - refrigerated, unopened and well within date - gone off

PlaneSpeeking

The kids screaming on this LUAS.

Rubberlegs

I actually can't remember the last time I knew what the right time is. Every clock in the house, my phone, my watch, the TV, the clock in the car all have different times on them, FML.

MuffinTop86

mikemac2 wrote: »

Have few grey hairs, nothing bad like but it's been there for years so I thought I'd use Just for Men. Used it for the first time in my life

It's cheap, it's easy and it works.

My TA is with myself. I'm a fool for using Jet Black. I do have black hair like, I'm not colour blind but they ain't lying about the jet!

It'll be gone in a few weeks and I'll brazen out any slagging. Lesson learned

You can now (or could for a while and I only just saw the ad) get a Just for Men shampoo so yay maybe?


TA I met my man in town after work and we decided to get a quick dinner. I ordered chicken mushroom brocolli and pasta in a creamy sauce. The portion was huuuge and I don’t particularly like creamy sauces so felt a bit bleh all evening.

Sephiroth_dude

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I actually can't remember the last time I knew what the right time is. Every clock in the house, my phone, my watch, the TV, the clock in the car all have different times on them, FML.

Hmmm sounds like you're stuck in space time continuum vortex a good episode for Dr who :pac:.

Gamer Bhoy 89

TA that I'm not tired, but hungry, and I cannot be bothered to make anything to eat so I'm just sitting up in my bedroom on my own, in protest.

Kitty6277

TA'd at niggling pain in my backside and wrist all day from my fall yesterday. Can't move all that much without being in pain

MuffinTop86

Had a great evening yesterday. Met up with my friend who’s home from London for a few days. We’d no plans, walk the prom and grab a coffee. Ended up going into the funfair.
I won a giant monkey teddy for a 2 euro throwing game and we went on 4 of the rides.
The TA is I woke this morning with a slight twinge in my back, basically my body telling me I’m too old to be having fun.
Though it might have been those crazy kids on the bumpers.

New Home

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Had a great evening yesterday. Met up with my friend who’s home from London for a few days. We’d no plans, walk the prom and grab a coffee. Ended up going into the funfair.
I won a giant monkey teddy for a 2 euro throwing game and we went on 4 of the rides.
The TA is I woke this morning with a slight twinge in my back, basically my body telling me I’m too old to be having fun.
Though it might have been those crazy kids on the bumpers.

Something something, monkey on your back, something something.

erica74

SimonTemplar wrote: »

TA at the internet rumour machine. Craig's last Bond movie hasn't even started filming yet so it is far too early for any new actor to be decided.

Also seeing a lot of stuff on the internet advocating for Gillian Anderson to be the new Bond. Unlike the new Ghostbusters or Oceans 8 which feature new female characters; or The Doctor from Doctor Who who is from a race with a track record of changing gender, the Bond movies are based on Fleming's character who is fundamentally male. I'd wager his masculinity is as important to that character as being a robot is as important to the terminator.

I WOULD love to see Anderson as a cool suave agent in a spin-off as another double oh agent. It would be a rare case of universe building I'd be in favour of, and it seems like it would be a cash cow for the studio.

Is there nobody who could write a character for Anderson to play instead?? Everything seems to be remade now, instead of new ideas being put forward.

everlast75

that people dance in circles at weddings

PlaneSpeeking

everlast75 wrote: »

that people dance in circles at weddings

Oh God I can still hear New York New York at the last wedding I was forced to go to.

Anyone wants me I'll be weeping in a corner!

LirW

TA'd at myself for going down the wrong way in IKEA.... So embarrassing being one of them!

Boom_Bap

everlast75 wrote: »

that people dance in circles at weddings

I used to be TA'd by that, but at the last wedding I was at, I got involved and busted some serious moves. Great fun!

LirW wrote: »

TA'd at myself for going down the wrong way in IKEA.... So embarrassing being one of them!

You need to know the shortcuts in Ikea, it helps you get out of awkward situations and to the meatballs quicker.




Before I left the house, I stood there for a few minutes knowing that I forgot something but couldn't remember what it was.
A few hours later and I still can't figure it out, but I still have the feeling. What is it?

PlaneSpeeking

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I used to be TA'd by that, but at the last wedding I was at, I got involved and busted some serious moves. Great fun!






You need to know the shortcuts in Ikea, it helps you get out of awkward situations and to the meatballs quicker.




Before I left the house, I stood there for a few minutes knowing that I forgot something but couldn't remember what it was.
A few hours later and I still can't figure it out, but I still have the feeling. What is it?

Your fly is open.