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retro:electro

People who are literally on your heels at the self service while you're packing your shiz. Would you jump in my grave as quick? Fcuk the fcuk off

alchemist33

TA'd with a new thread but the old silly title

quickbeam

anna080 wrote: »

People who are literally on your heels at the self service while you're packing your shiz. Would you jump in my grave as quick? Fcuk the fcuk off

People behind you in the queue who start to load the conveyor with their groceries before you've finished loading yours meaning that there's no room for all yours, at least not in the nice orderly, OCD fashion you want to lay them out in order to make packing them up at the other end a nice experience.

Iseedeadpixels

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

TA'd at the horrendous stomach pain when I woke up, sitting here in work feeling sorry for myself.

TA Im in A+E now with this.

SusieBlue

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

TA Im in A+E now with this.

Hope it’s nothing too serious and you feel better soon!

Bredabe

Forgot to take my nice warm jumper into class today,
me thinking it would be ok as its usually too warm, not, of course, today, as the sensor windows kept opening and blasting icy air into my face.

Sitting in facing rows opposite my particularly pedantic and judgemental classmate.

TATA, that my nips standing at attention, due to the arctic blasts, pretty much in that moran's face, all flipping day!

_Dara_

Vel wrote: »

I bought a slow cooker in Lidl yesterday. Its large and comes in an even larger box. I had to carry it for about 10 minutes as my car was parked elsewhere.

Well. F*ck me, you'd swear I was parading through the streets with the sweet baby Jesus himself cradled in my arms there was that much gawping going on.

It's a slow cooker people. In a large box. That I am carrying in my arms. Wind your necks in!

I gained an insight like this when I had a black eye about ten years ago. My sister and I were having a stupid sibling argument and she flung a shampoo bottle at me. Unfortunately, the hard bottom of the bottle hit me under the eye and, presto, bad bruising. You would not believe how much people felt they had to right to comment on my black eye in the street. Total strangers: "Did your boyfriend do that you?", "Ooh, bitch fight!". Even coming through customs at Dublin Airport, the guy said he wouldn't give me my passport back until I told him what happened. It's the first and only time I've told a perfect stranger to fuck off. It was a nightmare and the black-eye lasted three weeks too.

siblers

I can understand drivers who drive in lit up areas at night with their lights off without realising it but what I don't understand is, why other drivers don't flash at the driver to indicate tp them that their lights are off. Was out walking the pooch and one guy was driving with his lights off, 5 cars passed him and not one flashed to warn him. Fecking dopes.

jimgoose

Bredabe wrote: »

...TATA, that my nips standing at attention, due to the arctic blasts, pretty much is that moran's face, all flipping day!

TA at bastards who get treated to erect nip-nips all day without earning them!

Iseedeadpixels

Getting my appendix out later, TA'd at listening to people shout NURSEEEEEEE every 2 mins, the poor girls

Ineedaname

When you’re busy and can’t answer a call so they continue to ring you four more times. I’M STILL BUSY.

Also people who are let the call ring out and leave a message of themselves hanging up. Does. My. Head. In.

Vel

I'll buy this large bag of fruit and nuts to snack in at my desk in work for the week, says I to myself all smug with my decision.

30 minutes after opening the bag I have eaten 2/3s and the final 1/3 were gone by the end of the day.

What is it about nuts that mean you can't stop eating them?!

LadyMacBeth_

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Getting my appendix out later, TA'd at listening to people shout NURSEEEEEEE every 2 mins, the poor girls

I hope all goes well with the operation and that you feel better soon!

erica74

I am having REAL DIFFICULTY understanding why people are continuing to make nonessential visits to the hospital despite there being signs everywhere saying OUTBREAK ALERT, AUTHORISED VISITATION ONLY and announcements on local radio telling people DO NOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I think it's because people don't actually understand what the flu is, they think they had the flu that time they had a bad cough. It is blowing my mind.

Also, people who refer to their period as their "friend", "aunt flo", their "thing" or their "yokes". I don't mind "shark week" so much but "friend" really fucking annoys me, most of all because YOUR PERIOD IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BUDDY!!!

erica74

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Getting my appendix out later, TA'd at listening to people shout NURSEEEEEEE every 2 mins, the poor girls

My sister is a nurse and when she used to work in a hospital she was on a ward when a patient spilled a small cup of water on his table, he proceeded to wipe up the small spillage and another patient said to him "what are you doing that for, that's the nurse's job"...

Hope the operation goes well and you recover quickly.

Colser

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Getting my appendix out later, TA'd at listening to people shout NURSEEEEEEE every 2 mins, the poor girls

Speedy recovery wishes x

I know what I'd do with the pillow if they're calling the nurses without good reason..

Grayson

Your Face wrote: »

You need professional help

You need more coffee.

jimgoose

erica74 wrote: »

..."shark week"...

:pac::pac::pac: That's actually a new one on me. Bravo!

the beer revolu

jimgoose wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac: That's actually a new one on me. Bravo!

It's blow job week!

Your Face

Grayson wrote: »

You need more coffee.

No, Im great in the mornings.

mcgiggles

erica74 wrote:

Also, people who refer to their period as their "friend", "aunt flo", their "thing" or their "yokes". I don't mind "shark week" so much but "friend" really ****ing annoys me, most of all because YOUR PERIOD IS NOT YOUR ****ING BUDDY!!!

Mine's called Tom (time of the month). Tom's a c*nt. But at least he tells me I'm not preggers. That's too much responsibility right now.

My TA is that I'm on honeymoon and the rain today would put Ireland to shame with the strength of it! Nothing for it but COCKTAILS!

byronbay2

the beer revolu wrote: »

It's blow job week!

It's a week now?? YES BOY!!

the beer revolu

When you rant at Digiweb on twitter about having no phone or Internet service since 4th Jan and really have no idea when it will be returned (maybe Monday) and they publicly ask you to pm details so they can call you.
2 hours later, no call!

If I had Internet, I'd be looking for another provider!

ohnonotgmail

byronbay2 wrote: »

It's a week now?? YES BOY!!

wouldnt the womans jaw get very sore?

Sephiroth_dude

Went to the shop and halfway up the road it decides to pour out of the heavens and I got soaked.

erica74 wrote: »

I don't mind "shark week" so much but "friend" really fucking annoys me, most of all because YOUR PERIOD IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BUDDY!!!

Ahhh so that's what shark week means :pac:

Dial Hard

jimgoose wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac: That's actually a new one on me. Bravo!

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Ahhh so that's what shark week means :pac:

I can't believe people didn't know shark week.

My TA is that I burned my tongue checking the dinner for seasoning last night and everything over the temperature of approx. -17 is now burning it afresh today.

castletownman

Drivers who don't have their lights on in fading light are bad enough.

But drivers who have their lights on, but one of the bulbs have blown and they are oblivious/ignorant to the potential danger that poses, are a lot worse. Especially on narrow, country roads.

It's amazing the number of them you encounter this time of year. I mean, it's not hard to know when a bulb is blown- the projection from the head-lights is all wrong.

Oh another driving TA. When your pulling out to turn right onto a main road and the lane you are wanting to enter is clear, but there is a slow driver using the lane nearest to you. By the time they pass, a stream of cars have since "emerged" in the second lane. Hurry up t'feck.

DerekDGoldfish

In hospital at the moment having a minor surgery, everyone has been fantastic both the staff who have been very helpful and me nighbours on the ward who have brought be back goodies from the shop without asking as i cant walk that far at the moment.

However...last night for dinner we had the option of an omlette or a mixed grill (a fry with potatoes). I ordered the mixed grill and it was terrible i could have bounced the potatoes like a tennis ball tonight the options are the exact same.

While i dont expect fantastic food in a hospital and i should be out of here tomorrow, surley it would be worth some more effort to give hospital catering the funds/ability to have better food for the health/sanity of the paitents

Not sure if this is a trivial anoyance or all out rant but there you go.

the beer revolu

As we're on driving TAs: people (it seems most people these days) who, when turning right, don't move to the extreme right hand side of their side of the road, allowing people not turning right to pass on the left! Grrrrr.

And then when the odd driver does move to the right, the idiot behind them doesn't bother passing on the left even though there's room for a bus to pass.

Dial Hard

Dial Hard wrote:

I'm in salary negotiations for a new role at the moment and they're balking at a couple of grand between what I want and what they're willing to pay. It's Christmas, yis miserable fcukers, and I know you can well afford it!

I was really hoping to have a formalised offer today before we finish up for Christmas but it's not looking likely at this stage.

This saga is ongoing. I've just been told there'll be an offer on the table Monday or Tuesday but "it may not be where you wanted it".

So yet another weekend of not knowing where I stand. I'm beyond p*ssed off at this stage.

RobbingBandit

TA back on antibiotics for another infection at this stage I'm more antibiotic than overgrown man child.

KatW4

TA'd that I missed the start of this thread but glad to be back with you all!

Trigger Happy

My christmas present to myself is stuck in customs in portlaoise.
But the only way to get it out is to employ a customs broker to fill in the form. Payment by bank transfer etc...every step seems to waste more time.
TA at backward systems.

sxt

When you find the perfect item of clothing online at a bargain price but not in your size☹️

erica74

People basically just park wherever they want now, like there is literally nothing the good old orange flashers can't excuse!
I work beside a supermarket with a reasonably large carpark attached to it, a Lidl with a large carpark, an Aldi with a large carpark and then a small complex with a pub, bank, couple of small shops and a pizza place, with a smallish carpark attached to it. EVEN WITH ALL OF THAT PARKING, PEOPLE STILL ABANDON THEIR VEHICLES ON DOUBLE YELLOW LINES WITH THE FLASHERS ON BLOCKING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
For example, today, a BMW jeep parked lengthways half on the roadway but also blocking access to 3 parking spaces opposite the fish shop, with the magical flashers on. WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??
The other thing that annoys me is people in their big fancy cars parked illegally right beside pay for parking car parks, like you could afford that big car but can't afford €2 for parking?!

gifted

erica74 wrote: »

People basically just park wherever they want now, like there is literally nothing the good old orange flashers can't excuse!
I work beside a supermarket with a reasonably large carpark attached to it, a Lidl with a large carpark, an Aldi with a large carpark and then a small complex with a pub, bank, couple of small shops and a pizza place, with a smallish carpark attached to it. EVEN WITH ALL OF THAT PARKING, PEOPLE STILL ABANDON THEIR VEHICLES ON DOUBLE YELLOW LINES WITH THE FLASHERS ON BLOCKING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
For example, today, a BMW jeep parked lengthways half on the roadway but also blocking access to 3 parking spaces opposite the fish shop, with the magical flashers on. WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??
The other thing that annoys me is people in their big fancy cars parked illegally right beside pay for parking car parks, like you could afford that big car but can't afford €2 for parking?!

Sharks are definetly in your feeding grounds today lol lol

Bredabe

People who say, just do or just ask.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, cause life is just that easy!!!!!!!!

Can't say if my ta is having so few competent people around me, or that people take it for granted that I have competent people on call.

Bitches Be Trypsin

Passed my theory test today, which was surprising, because it was my first time and I'm a slow learner. I was delighted. However, I'm annoyed now because I've to wait three more weeks before getting a licence due to a waiting list for an eye test

NollagShona

Two pikeys on the flight playing stupid videos on their phone out loud


Bon Soir a Paris btw

SusieBlue

Just noticed I haven’t seen PeterParker around here for awhile, hope she’s ok.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Just noticed I haven’t seen PeterParker around here for awhile, hope she’s ok.

OldNotWise too.

Zaph

Celebrity Big Brother. The sooner it ends the better so the most-thanked posts list can go back to all the good stuff from You Laugh, You Lose. :mad:

misstearheus

T'A'd that the Lidl lady won this evening. :mad: I had like 7/8 feicing items, and it took me that length of time, - to scan 7/8 items, for me to find the top of the Bag I was holding and open said Bag, bit mortified hah and then I had to go and put the things in the goddamn bag. :rolleyes: I had a tenner in my hand ready and all and I may have kind of eh ehm fcuked whooshed the tenner in at her and walked off without saying a word for her making me feel so small and stoopid! I would feicin love to see how Self-service Tills would work out in Lidl!

I'm also t.a'd 'cos I'm about 20 minutes trying to imagine a dent in a Bra?!? :pac: No chance of a dent in my Bra anyway they all squidgy! :rolleyes: Dunno if that's a good or a bad thing! :eek::pac:

Iseedeadpixels

DerekDGoldfish wrote: »

In hospital at the moment having a minor surgery, everyone has been fantastic both the staff who have been very helpful and me nighbours on the ward who have brought be back goodies from the shop without asking as i cant walk that far at the moment.

However...last night for dinner we had the option of an omlette or a mixed grill (a fry with potatoes). I ordered the mixed grill and it was terrible i could have bounced the potatoes like a tennis ball tonight the options are the exact same.

While i dont expect fantastic food in a hospital and i should be out of here tomorrow, surley it would be worth some more effort to give hospital catering the funds/ability to have better food for the health/sanity of the paitents

Not sure if this is a trivial anoyance or all out rant but there you go.

Ive had no hunger after my surgery thank god

Ilovethe bonesofyou

When people put their reply above the post they're quoting. It doesn't make sense.

Dial Hard

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote:

When people put their reply above the post they're quoting. It doesn't make sense.

This is a regular rant of mine.

TA'd at my lie-on being ruined earlier by needing to go to the loo.

Chancer3001

My food choices and their consequences

My illegal stream working perfectly for ads but not the show

The deli lady cutting my roll in half. So pointless. Just means the roll falls apart as I get towards the cut piece

Dial Hard

Chancer3001 wrote:

The deli lady cutting my roll in half. So pointless. Just means the roll falls apart as I get towards the cut piece

Wait, what? You eat your rolls from the ends???

KatW4

I have had to clear my throat about 20 times in the last hour. It's driving me mad.

NollagShona

It’s so cold in Paris! 3°- feels like 1°!!!