Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My own mood swings. I am a prostitute of feelings, but I rarely feel sad. Angry, happy, jealous, irritated etc but rarely sad. So when I'm sad I don't know how to be sad without being a raging bitch to everyone I've ever known in the hopes they'll all fück off and leave me alone to feel sad in peace which no doubt will make me sadder and harder for me to pull myself out of it. I know I do it but can't stop. That's extremely annoying

Rubberlegs

While I was getting the last of the hair mask out of the tub I saw there was some in the lid. As I hate waste I ran my fingers around the lid and sliced the tip of my finger on the grooved part of it. It felt like I had ran my finger across a razor blade and it is so fcuking sore

everlast75

We work in a business park, where all companies have allocated car spaces, which we pay for as part of our rent.
Despite signs being everywhere, there are some that drive in, park the cars and **** off. These usually come back to a nice shiny clamp on their wheel and a fine of about 80e.
Anyhoo, this car pulled up this morning into one of our spaces. In a nice gesture, my workmate sticks his head out the door and points out to the lads that got out of the car that if they leave it there, it will be clamped.
Firstly, the denied that it would be clamped.
My mate points to the signs.
They say again that they won't be clamped, this time a little bit more aggressively. My workmate says "okay - I'm trying to be nice here".
They then say "why don't you get a real job, you *****", as one of them walks back to their car and drives off.

****ing assholes :mad:

ohnonotgmail

everlast75 wrote: »

We work in a business park, where all companies have allocated car spaces, which we pay for as part of our rent.
Despite signs being everywhere, there are some that drive in, park the cars and **** off. These usually come back to a nice shiny clamp on their wheel and a fine of about 80e.
Anyhoo, this car pulled up this morning into one of our spaces. In a nice gesture, my workmate sticks his head out the door and points out to the lads that got out of the car that if they leave it there, it will be clamped.
Firstly, the denied that it would be clamped.
My mate points to the signs.
They say again that they won't be clamped, this time a little bit more aggressively. My workmate says "okay - I'm trying to be nice here".
They then say "why don't you get a real job, you *****", as one of them walks back to their car and drives off.

****ing assholes :mad:

If they get clamped post it in the TH thread.

Trigger Happy

Ahhhh chooo chooo.

SusieBlue

My best friends' persistence of referring to her boyfriend as "Dermie" when talking about him. The mans name is Dermot. Dermie is the cringiest thing I've ever heard in my life. I don't need to hear any more stories about Dermie.

jimgoose

WhiteRoses wrote: »

My best friends' persistence of referring to her boyfriend as "Dermie" when talking about him. The mans name is Dermot. Dermie is the cringiest thing I've ever heard in my life. I don't need to hear any more stories about Dermie.

If I had an SO who persisted in calling me "Dermie" I should see the vile termagant in court.

LadyMacBeth_

My wife is working from home this morning while the car is in the garage for a bit. She's driving me nuts though. Her wallet is falling apart so I wanted to get her a new one, she didn't like any of my suggestions and when I tried to ask her some questions about getting the cat's microchip address changed she snapped that she was trying to read it. She's in a grumpy mood and I wish she would just go to work already and leave me in peace!! I'm not interrupting her work by the way, she's wandering around the place doing bits and bobs and generally not letting me relax.

castletownman

My body is attempting to be a real buzzkill. I am convinced it can anticipate when I have an occasion involving slcohol coming up, and then contrives to make itself ill in the lead-up, thereby potentially putting my participation in jeopardy.

You see, it has done this to me before. Two of my friends got married last year, and I was really looking forward to both weddings as it was a get together with the lads, few pints and a bit of craic. Deadly! In the week leading up to both weddings, I ended up in bed with a dose and was pretty much on death's door on the eve of both of them. Recovered in time, but still a bit choppy.

Now I have a stag coming up this weekend, and of course I started to get a bit of a scratchy throat in bed last night. Fully convinced worse is to come. But I will not succumb as I have been looking forward to this particular stag since the engagement.

Literally like my equivalent of shark week. Except its not monthly and only affects me when alcohol consumption is on the horizon.

rainbow kirby

TA'd that I have the theme from In The Night Garden stuck in my head. Goddamn Cbeebies.

Dramatik

I have to keep cleaning my shoes every day, cause this ****ty weather keeps ruining them.

Dial Hard

misstearheus wrote: »

Un-equivocally trivial compared to some people's troubles, but I'm just after Super-liking someone by accident! :pac::D:o:rolleyes:. Ball$ to that ..

You can absolutely bet the farm that he'll match you back too.

donegal_man

My partner's sister in law can't seem to accept that neither of us has any interest in 5K, 10k, parkruns or 'fun' runs.

LadyMacBeth_

donegal_man wrote: »

My partner's sister in law can't seem to accept that neither of us has any interest in 5K, 10k, parkruns or 'fun' runs.

A fun run is definitely an oxymoron!

Myself.

Every single piece of clothing I come across in the shops that I like is immediately followed with "that's lovely but it would be horrible on me"

I'm sad that I think so negatively about my body

BelovedAunt

Lads it seems that BMW's and Audi's don't come with indicators. I'm annoyed for the poor owners, splashing out that kind of cash and on a product missing such a basic feature.

NollagShona

Deleted User wrote: »

Myself.

Every single piece of clothing I come across in the shops that I like is immediately followed with "that's lovely but it would be horrible on me"

I'm sad that I think so negatively about my body

Clothes look best on hangers- think about that!

Get a friend to go with you - be far less critical

TAed I’m broke

erica74

BelovedAunt wrote: »

Lads it seems that BMW's and Audi's don't come with indicators. I'm annoyed for the poor owners, splashing out that kind of cash and on a product missing such a basic feature.

Yeah but the lack of indicators is made up for by them being able to park anywhere they want.

Dramatik

Lightning fast dublin bus WiFi

georgina toadbum

That I have another 2 weeks to go before being paid.

CrowdedHouse

TA'd at the tired BMW clichés

NollagShona

TAed I think it’s monday eve it’s Tuesday- thinking of Monday night telly lol

Gunslinger92

TA that I texted my OH earlier asking him what cold and flu tablets he got, cause I was on my way to buy some. He sat there online and gawped at my message for three minutes and then went offline. I sent him a snarky message telling him he's super helpful after 10 minutes again. Bitchy but my head is fried today from lines and lines of excel
I'm also TA at that feature on whatsapp but I don't think I'd ever turn it off :pac:

LadyMacBeth_

First Dates Ireland is one of my guilty pleasures and I can't watch it on the RTE Player over here in the UK

corner of hells

TA at the pox who flashed his lights at me as I turned into where I live.
It would've been a miracle beyond belief if we'd have collided.

Owta Control

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

First Dates Ireland is one of my guilty pleasures and I can't watch it on the RTE Player over here in the UK

Tunnelbear or turbo vpn may help you there on your android devices

TA'd that my satellite dish has moved in the wind

KatW4

This cold weather has made my lip split right down the middle. Nothing will heal it!

dresden8

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

A fun run is definitely an oxymoron!

Runners are the most desparately unhappy people you will ever see in your life.

madmaggie

TA that I forgot to follow this new thread, and am only now catching up.

Also TA that I don't know if I'm sick or well. Wheezy, dizzy and coughing then an hour later right as rain. I wish the old body would decide one way or the other.

Surreptitious

Someone mounted loads of snow on my car in the shape of a dog and I was too cold to wipe it off so I was driving around like a spacer.

JackTaylorFan

People who try to start PM conversations with me using monosyllabic greetings and not much else.

KKkitty

Since her untimely death I've seen a lot of stupid variations of her name but it's definitely not Delores anyway. It's Dolores O Riordan. I'm TA'D about it so much. All articles or her Wikipedia will show you how to spell her name properly but yet so many get it so wrong.

misstearheus

The cold.

KatW4 wrote: »

This cold weather has made my lip split right down the middle. Nothing will heal it!

Blistex / Blistese is the business. It even cures Coldsores I find.

Bob Harris

Loud talkers. You're right beside each other. Will you shut the fuck up.

I really should be telling them and not posting here.

Aglomerado

Bob Harris wrote: »

Loud talkers. You're right beside each other. Will you shut the fuck up.

I really should be telling them and not posting here.

I have to train a loud person soon. It won't matter that I'm sitting next to them, they'll bellow in my ear. I'm going to have to ask them to turn down the volume otherwise I'll be off with a migraine.

mcgiggles

CrowdedHouse wrote:

Me too today-Post related but to be fair not their fault, I ordered a couple of small batteries which would have fitted easily in a small padded envelope but were sent in a neat cardboard box - which wouldn't go in the letterbox, so I had to drive to the sorting office to collect.

Better than your postie leaving it on your doorstep. When you have an open front yard. In an estate. There for all the world to see and steal. Or the rain to p*ss on it! :-/

shoegal1

Deleted User wrote: »

Myself.

Every single piece of clothing I come across in the shops that I like is immediately followed with "that's lovely but it would be horrible on me"

I'm sad that I think so negatively about my body

Ta'd at me for the same reason. I bit the bullet and bought 3 pieces before Christmas. A month later and they're still unworn. Gonna bite the bullet and wear that sh1t :)

Dial Hard

All the idiots driving like there was a foot of snow on the ground this morning.

Bredabe

Was struck with a virus the night before last, today is my first afternoon up and awake.
I cant talk as it makes me cough, I'm constantly cold as I cant turn the heat on as it makes the cough worse and my head is a mess.

At lunchtime, a certain someone who needs to call his mobile provider HANDED ME HIS PHONE AND TOLD ME TO RING THEM. As he is too sick.

TA at the whole situation.

The Pheasant2

People that pronounce the antacid tablets Rennie as "renné"

OldNotWIse

No salary range in a job advertisement, or worse "see job description" and job description doesn't mention it either. Of course if you ask a recruiter/ potential employer what the salary range might be, you're a social pariah who might as well have asked if you could sell cocaine to their children.

OldNotWIse

People who whisper at desks. Height of ignorance. If it is so private that you need to engage in frenzied whispering, get a f*cking meeting room - there are plenty of them.

Also, you two whispering are such dry sh*tes I wouldn't be bothered listening to you anyway.

Aglomerado

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who whisper at desks. Height of ignorance. If it is so private that you need to engage in frenzied whispering, get a f*cking meeting room - there are plenty of them.

Also, you two whispering are such dry sh*tes I wouldn't be bothered listening to you anyway.

It's actually worse than the loud folk. They can't help it, but whisperers are just being rude!

OldNotWIse

Aglomerado wrote: »

It's actually worse than the loud folk. They can't help it, but whisperers are just being rude!

Exactly! Because I can only fathom two possible reasons why someone would whisper in your vicinity:

a. because they are talking about you
b. because they are talking about something that they think you will spread around the office

Grow up people, and get a room.

TA that shop assistants feel compelled to treat you like a criminal if you return an item.

Widdershins

Getting flustered in the company of someone you've the hots for. Never happened before either.

KatW4

misstearheus wrote:

Blistex / Blistese is the business. It even cures Coldsores I find.

Thanks, I'll try it!

TA: I never know what to make for dinner. It would be fine if it was just for me but I'm cooking for my mum and 2 sisters and it's impossible to keep everyone happy!

Sephiroth_dude

I feel a headache coming on and really sleepy.

KatW4 wrote: »

Thanks, I'll try it!

TA: I never know what to make for dinner. It would be fine if it was just for me but I'm cooking for my mum and 2 sisters and it's impossible to keep everyone happy!

Make them Fajitas! sorted :cool:

CrowdedHouse

The price of half loaves, I don't expect them to be half price but they're only a few cents cheaper than full ones. (The crows are happy I suppose when I throw out the leftovers)

New Home

You could freeze it.

Dial Hard

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

People that pronounce the antacid tablets Rennie as "renné"

Or people who spell "telly" as "tele". I can't help reading it in a Yorkshire accent.