Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

jaxxx

TA Broadband being slower than dial-up one minute, then up to 6Mb the next! :mad: :mad: :mad:

madmaggie

mohawk wrote: »

Is pain definitely your teeth? When I get a sinus infection it feels like my teeth hurt especially the top ones.

My TA is air con in the office. It is never okay to set air con at 30 degrees. Never. Okay. Ever.
The person that does it better hope I don't find them.

It turned out to be sensitivity to cold wind. That'll teach me to go out without a scarf.

greencap

Beans are the bastards of the microwave world.

They heat unevenly. You think they're hot but normally its just the outside of the bowl thats 900 degrees, then the ones in the middle turn out lukewarm.

Some people say you have to stir them? What am I a chef now.

And on top of it all the bowl you microwaved them in is then caked in a wash resistant bean paint.

_Dara_

greencap wrote: »

Beans are the bastards of the microwave world.

They heat unevenly. You think they're hot but normally its just the outside of the bowl thats 900 degrees, then the ones in the middle turn out lukewarm.

Some people say you have to stir them? What am I a chef now.

And on top of it all the bowl you microwaved them in is then caked in a wash resistant bean paint.

A stellar rant!

mikemac2

KatW4 wrote: »

I was driving home from work today on a busy road and I saw a woman pushing a buggy with 2 children tagging along behind her. One of the small boys started running towards the road so I slammed on the brakes. He stopped thankfully and I quickly glanced over at them to make sure he wasn't going to run again. I kept driving but looked in my mirror and she had turned around and was giving me the finger. I didn't do anything! She wasn't watching her child and he could have been killed if he ran out.

I bet she is also the sort who push a buggy onto a road to “brake test” the traffic. Of course the traffic slap on the breaks and she strolls across......usually a pedestrian crossing 100 meters up the road

Bob Harris

Snowmageddon, Liberalmageddon, Poopmageddon.
All of these stupid thread titles in AH are geddon on my nerves.

Boom_Bap

Bob Harris wrote: »

Snowmageddon, Liberalmageddon, Poopmageddon.
All of these stupid thread titles in AH are geddon on my nerves.

That's Bolloxmageddon from one of the mods.

My emails are not synching automatically for some reason, I have to manually synch them, it's a pain in the hole.

Trigger Happy

I am having a TAmageddon today. Might do some work to see if that distracts me. Back in 5 mins!

Sephiroth_dude

Being woken up at 5 am to the sound of the foxes having an argument :mad: by the sounds of it they were chasing some poor young fella around the place :mad:

ohnonotgmail

snowmageddon is well and truly gone and my local londis still have no coleslaw for sandwiches. Haven't had a decent lunch in a week.

Trigger Happy

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Being woken up at 5 am to the sound of the foxes having an argument :mad: by the sounds of it they were chasing some poor young fella around the place :mad:

I hope you never hear the sound of foxes riding.
Apparently the female 'traps' the male's member inside her and the sceraming is from him. Awful sound all together!

tomwaits48

....hard day at work the other day, got home exhausted, entertained the the kids for two hours, gave them both baths, read the toddler a story, got the baby to sleep....all going good so far....it's about 9pm at this stage...I go downstairs, clean up the bombsite they left in the kitchen, make a sandwich for dinner as I'm too tired at this stage to cook, lay out everyone's clothes for the following morning, pack everyone's bags, and draft up a response to a few work emails to send in the morning....its about 10.30 now, all I want to to do is just go to bed for a deep sleep....headupstairs, one last cursory check of the kids and I'm away with the fairies.....

EXCEPT

....the baby, in her cot, is asleep, but a foul smelling fresh deposit of VOMIT is beside her head, in her hair and over face.....she's also exploded her nappy with sh*te and its all over the sheets.....

the following hour was spent cleaning up this disaster.

ARGHHHHH I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boom_Bap

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I hope you never hear the sound of foxes riding.
Apparently the female 'traps' the male's member inside her and the sceraming is from him. Awful sound all together!

Is that not cats?? They make an awful racket as well.

I think I'm into week 9 or 10 of having a cold now. I'm the pr*ck in the office now that everyone is TA'd at for sniffling so much.

Sephiroth_dude

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Apparently the female 'traps' the male's member inside her

Jaysis O_O

LadyMacBeth_

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Is that not cats?? They make an awful racket as well.

I think I'm into week 9 or 10 of having a cold now. I'm the pr*ck in the office now that everyone is TA'd at for sniffling so much.

Male cats have barbed penises so it's the females screaming, eek.

I have to go and meet an "exercise expert" at the hospital today, ugh.

Trigger Happy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Is that not cats?? They make an awful racket as well.

I think I'm into week 9 or 10 of having a cold now. I'm the pr*ck in the office now that everyone is TA'd at for sniffling so much.

Especially for you!

(This video is for over 18 foxes only)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4aJM_e1B8

ohnonotgmail

People who use defiantly when they mean definitely.

Poochie05

Just out of a meeting and muggins here volunteered for 2 jobs because she gets uncomfortable in silences!!

Boom_Bap

Suckit wrote: »

So it's not the actual couple, it's the perv watching them and calling his friends?

Maybe it was some sort of orgy situation and the onlooker's mickey was still clamped into the female which was what the howling was about

New Home

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

People who use defiantly when they mean definitely.

The definitely defiant use of defiantly, so.

ohnonotgmail

Poochie05 wrote: »

Just out of a meeting and muggins here volunteered for 2 jobs because she gets uncomfortable in silences!!

you were suckered. I had a boss that used to do that to me. He would ask what we should do about a particular situation. If he didnt like the answer he would say nothing, just keep looking at you in expectation. Early on i would break and agree to sort it out myself. But i soon learned to not be bothered by the silence.

Aglomerado

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Male cats have barbed penises so it's the females screaming, eek.

I'm glad men don't have those!!:D:D:D:D


...my TA, Closure of the office for Storm Emma caused a backlog of work for me. I'm currently juggling two separate reports to be issued between now and Friday, so addled that when the head of division came to me for a copy of one, I handed him the other one!!!
Top that with a colleague bringing a baby into the office and all hell broke loose with oohing and aahing from the other wimminfolk while I drowned nearby in spreadsheets.... :(:(:(

Sephiroth_dude

New Home wrote: »

The definitely defiant use of defiantly, so.

A tongue twister o_O

Gwynplaine

Why do some radio stations keep telling you what station you're listening to?

SusieBlue

Not receiving a reply to an email so forwarding the mail to the person again, copying my boss in with an "as per my last email" snotty type message....Only to realise I sent the original email to the wrong person, so the person in question never even got it.
Scarlet for myself.

Dial Hard

I've been chasing a client up since last week to see if they're coming to the post-match dinner on Saturday and they still haven't told me. I'm not asking you to explain the theory of relativity here, a freakin yes or no answer is all that's required :mad::mad::mad:

Poochie05

Dial Hard wrote: »

I've been chasing a client up since last week to see if they're coming to the post-match dinner on Saturday and they still haven't told me. I'm not asking you to explain the theory of relativity here, a freakin yes or no answer is all that's required :mad::mad::mad:

Yes, I'll be there :pac:

nermal15

I've had a banging headache for the last 6 hours. It's the second time this week!

Also, I have to accompany the French exchange students and their two teachers on a trip tomorrow. I don't think my social anxiety can handle being left to make small talk with them as we wander around Kilkenny castle.

wheresmahbombs

Had a blue screen of death for the first time in a while.

KatW4

People who share missing animal posts on FB but the missing animals are in America and they're in Ireland. Drives me absolutely mad.

Also when they share a missing persons post but fail to click into it to see that the person has been found.

Boom_Bap

New Home wrote: »

The definitely defiant use of defiantly, so.

New Home thread banned until I say so for making my head hurt.

New Home

Boom_Bap

Ted_YNWA

TA that Daddy Mod & Mammy Mod are fighting,

can't we all just be friends.

New Home

For Boom Bap's headache. This is bound to work.

Boom_Bap

Throw in a bag of crack and a shoulder of bourbon and we might have something to cure the headache

New Home

Darn, they've just ran out. Would a shoulder crack do instead? Osteopathy doesn't come cheap, you know.

New Home

^^^

HAHAHA! IlovetheBONESofyou thanked that post! How apt is that?

KatW4

My bf is in A&E but he has no phone reception so I don't know what's happening.

heldel00

Baby is screeching purely from the pain of constipation.

rainbow kirby

Work underpaid me by around 600 quid for my first month of maternity leave (we are topped up for 4 months) and payroll haven't replied to the email I sent them this morning.

NIMAN

Totally meaningless news.

Well, weather in fact. Today I heard the girl reading out the weather on Today FM say,

"and tonight there will be occasional showers"

No context other than that, no counties mentioned, province, nothing.

So she was basically telling us that tonight, somewhere in Ireland, it'll probably rain.

Well, no sh1t Sherlock

madmaggie

I went into two hardware shops today looking for a few bits and pieces. "Oooh, they stopped making them yokes years ago, shure you can't get them". Back home and on to the internet, I ordered the stuff from a place in Norfolk. So much for trying to do the right thing and shop local, and buy Irish, and all of that.

misstearheus

NCT charged me the extra for re-scheduling one of the Snow Days.... Feic sake...

mikemac2

My housemate continually sets off the house alarm

He leaves around 6:15am each morning and here we are once again, alarm blaring. He does it on weekend mornings too, no sleep in for me

I’ve come back locked drunk some nights, fallen in the door and I can still manage to reset it and not set it off.

I’d say our neighbors are TA’d at us

Two of my housemates tell me they are moving out. Fair enough. It happens. We'll find some replacements. They tell me they want to move by this weekend... What? I had months to replace anyone previously. I'd like to vet the people I have to see everyday, and not just take whoever can move immediately mid month. What a joke.

LadyMacBeth_

My stupid body is pissing me off. My belly has been at me the last few days, it's a CF thing, so I was up half the night last night and I puked when I got up this morning. Then I went to the supermarket and was like a fish out of water walking home with my stupid lungs. Fook you CF, leave me alone Urgh. And I'm one of the lucky ones because I don't have CF related diabetes or liver disease (yet!). Bleh.

Mollyb60

Waiting for a blood test in the doctors surgery. Nurse just seems to wandering around rather than actually seeing any patients. 2 old ladies have already started chatting to me. Have a headache and a mountain of work waiting for me back at work . Come oooonnnn.

Boom_Bap

Sinus, throat and Lungs seem to not want to work today. I might need that Calpol after all.

LadyMacBeth_

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Sinus, throat and Lungs seem to not want to work today. I might need that Calpol after all.

Let me know if you need the kiss of life! :pac: