Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

AndyBoBandy

Its Horse Racing week somewhere, so all roads & public spaces within a 500-750 metre radius of a bookies are manic with cars, and become a parking space.

People just stopping in the road and getting out to go into the bookies!!

retro:electro

So I don’t have a black eye, but I do have a blood shot eye and it feels like it’s bruised behind my eyeball. May need to be a diva for the day and wear sunnies indoors.



I also have a new name. Hello friends *waves*

Boom_Bap

retro:electro wrote: »

So I don’t have a black eye, but I do have a blood shot eye and it feels like it’s bruised behind my eyeball. May need to be a diva for the day and wear sunnies indoors.



I also have a new name. Hello friends *waves*

Screw being a Diva, be a sexy pirate!

retro:electro

Anyone who knows me knows I A good eyepatch

Bitches Be Trypsin

Sick again, but on the upside, I've finally been referred to an ENT so I can discuss some surgical options!

selous

When some nice folk in a Café offer you a cup of coffee for doing something for them which was no big deal, no ta says I, go on they say the machine is there, a proper bean crushing machine, ok, I will, thanks, put in the milk, say goodbye, have a sip, well I have never in my short (cough cough) life had coffee that tasted like tomato soup....bliyaaaack.

crustybla

retro:electro wrote: »

So I don’t have a black eye, but I do have a blood shot eye and it feels like it’s bruised behind my eyeball. May need to be a diva for the day and wear sunnies indoors.



I also have a new name. Hello friends *waves*

Would an eyepatch help? TA, I hate those things:D

crustybla

Feck it posted before checking the other posts, thought I was being clever. TA.

KatW4

I just feel a bit sad today and I'm very snappy. I hate this mood.

LadyMacBeth_

My sinuses and my whole face feels like it's going to explode.

SusieBlue

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

My sinuses and my whole face feels like it's going to explode.

No worse feeling, last time it happened to me it caused pain even in my jaw and gums, it was torture. Mind yourself x

Jack Kanoff

TA'd that it's "Steak & Blowjob Day"....and all I'm having is noodles and a ****.

retro:electro

There’s nothing nice in it for a cup of tea

TG1

I have two sets of new neighbors, and have yet to lay eyes on any of them because I am never home, and when I am home I just go in to the house and close the door.

I don't even have the energy or the motivation to go out to visit my horse at the moment, never mind new people!

Roll on lighter evenings when I might get to enjoy the place I live in.

jaxxx

TA My brain... Nuff said.

jaxxx

jaxxx wrote: »

TA My brain... Nuff said.

To put some context to that, I'm going to repeat something I just said in a Stephen Hawking thread.

"Everything he achieved, as a fully able bodied person it makes me feel extremely guilty and ashamed. I've done a lot less with my life than I had the potential to actually do. And yet despite his motor neurone disease, look at his contribution to the world."

Ok back on topic... umm...

TA nobody giving me a hug when I'm in desperate need of a hug

greencap

So, over on youtube theres a clip of a famous US tv show host discussing Eddie Izzards marathons, in which he ran 27 marathons in 27 days.

Amazing isn't it?

In a world without fcking annoying petulant assholes all over the internet the answer is a simple 'Yes'. And there we leave it. Content. Resolved. And we go about our day.

Because we're not spoiled little obnoxious pricks.

But in the actual real world, heres what actually happened.

A bunch of jealous little anonymous one-upping sht stains in the comments section completely turning their royal gaze away from Izzards amazing accomplishment, .... and heres the bit that just makes my head implode ... on the basis that Terry Fox did something like 4 times that with cancer and one leg.

What they're doing here is just completely dismissing one amazing accomplishment, and even at times attacking the person who accomplished this task, for the reason that someone did something even better.

For these people only the biggest and best counts, everything else becomes worthless and a piece of sht. There is no spectrum, or degree, of good. Its number 1 or sht, take your pick.

Fly to the moon? Amazing.
Someone flies to Mars.... the moon landing instantly becomes sht and lame, and the people who did it are now considered nothings. And even get negative comments.

Have a Ferrari that can do 400? Thats amazing.
....Until the new Lamborghini that can do 450 comes out. And on the very same morning on which that car is unveiled the Ferrari now becomes 'sht' to these great minds at home in their mothers basement.

Its just this attitude of 'its either the best or its absolutely nothing, less than nothing in fact, worthy of negativity'.

I can't get the words right so aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

New Home

jaxxx wrote: »

TA nobody giving me a hug when I'm in desperate need of a hug

Cantona's Collars

People in my town who get to within 3 or 4 yards of a bin on the street and think "fukk it, I'm close enough" and throw their rubbish on the street. Put them in the bin along with their rubbish.

Sephiroth_dude

TA'd I woke up thinking it was Friday :mad:

Ted_YNWA

Sephiroth_dude wrote:

TA'd I woke up thinking it was Friday

I did the same & was about to start my Friday routine.

everlast75

Had a lie in today.

Woke at 5:26am.

The usual bullshít

erica74

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm in the market for a new dentist, please pm me info

We have milk delivered to the office every day and is left on the doorstep. The amount of people that walk past it and expect someone else to bring it into the office is ridiculous. These are the people that will whinge and complain that there is no milk either.
They are also the ones that don't refill the kettle.

And the ones who walk away from a broken photocopier.

Jack Kanoff

Fckin eir...wanted to leave in January...but the two talked me around, said he's give me a broadband package only for 12 months at €30 made him say it twice...repeated it back to him..and bang!... my bills are €42... Rang to find out what's happening, "oh we don't have a 30 package" ... Told them listen to the convo...and she said they would get back to me....not a peep...so today im ringing to cancel and have a proper shout at them.

KatW4

Sephiroth_dude wrote:

TA'd I woke up thinking it was Friday

That's what I came here to say! Great minds

Also TA that every morning I get up hoping to leave at 8am but I always find something to distract me.

Poochie05

I thought it was Friday too...WTH!
Maybe it is an there's a conspiracy to make us think it isn't...

Sephiroth_dude

KatW4 wrote: »

That's what I came here to say! Great minds

Also TA that every morning I get up hoping to leave at 8am but I always find something to distract me.

Poochie05 wrote: »

I thought it was Friday too...WTH!
Maybe it is an there's a conspiracy to make us think it isn't...

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I did the same & was about to start my Friday routine.

Definite conspiracy!


*puts on tin foil hat*



:pac:

SusieBlue

Jack Kanoff wrote: »

Fckin eir...wanted to leave in January...but the two talked me around, said he's give me a broadband package only for 12 months at €30 made him say it twice...repeated it back to him..and bang!... my bills are €42... Rang to find out what's happening, "oh we don't have a 30 package" ... Told them listen to the convo...and she said they would get back to me....not a peep...so today im ringing to cancel and have a proper shout at them.

Similar happened to me with Sky TV, they massively inconvenienced me by not showing up to not one, not two, but SEVEN broadband installation appointments over the course of 4 months (three of those appointments being Christmas week, I stayed home all day and no one came!) so I cancelled the broadband.
As a gesture of goodwill the girl from Cancellations offered me half price on my TV package for a year.
Last month, six months in, they charged me full price on my bill so I rang to query it, apparently there's no record of her making note of the deal on my account so they'll have to listen back on the call and get back to me.

Listening back on calls can allegedly take 10-14 weeks and I'll be charged full price on the interim. Bunch of cowboys is all they are :rolleyes:

Rubberlegs

Why is it the earlier I get up the later I am leaving the house?

Quazzie

SusieBlue wrote: »

Listening back on calls can allegedly take 10-14 weeks and I'll be charged full price on the interim. Bunch of cowboys is all they are :rolleyes:

This is lies because I got mine listened to within 48 hours and got a full refund

SusieBlue

Quazzie wrote: »

This is lies because I got mine listened to within 48 hours and got a full refund

Well that's what I was told when I rang a month ago, apparently only a supervisor could do it and there's currently a backlog:cool:

trellheim

theres a talk to sky forum up there in the talk to ...

Bredabe

Scary people, I had forgotten about, wanting to be "in contact" with me on FB.
The way these assessments are laid out, the pieces with less word count take more time/energy than the ones that are 1k each!

iamwhoiam

Its a beautiful warm Spring day so why can't that last for the BH weekend just for once .

Dial Hard

Steak & Blow Job Day.

If I ever reach a point in my life where any partner of mine feels like a blow job is a big enough deal/enough of a rarity to warrant its own day, you all have my permission to kill me.

Jimmy Bottlehead

Dial Hard wrote: »

Steak & Blow Job Day.

If I ever reach a point in my life where any partner of mine feels like a blow job is a big enough deal/enough of a rarity to warrant its own day, you all have my permission to kill me.

What about a steak?

KatW4

Parents who baby their kids so much to the point that the child can do absolutely nothing for themselves. A child in my class cried because she lost her pencil and I told her to get one from my desk that I wasn't doing it for her. Absolutely ridiculous.

Tell me how

Dial Hard wrote: »

Steak & Blow Job Day.

If I ever reach a point in my life where any partner of mine feels like a blow job is a big enough deal/enough of a rarity to warrant its own day, you all have my permission to kill me.

TA'd that even given the day yesterday was, and that it was my birthday yet I enjoyed neither of the above.

Not being single would help I suspect.

Instead, I had cake. It wasn't nice. 2TA's :mad:

wheresmahbombs

The typical class "mate" in my school quite frequently says that somebody they're talking with/next to wants me.

Do they even mean it though? Sick liars.

LadyMacBeth_

Tell me how wrote: »

TA'd that even given the day yesterday was, and that it was my birthday yet I enjoyed neither of the above.

Not being single would help I suspect.

Instead, I had cake. It wasn't nice. 2TA's :mad:

Happy birthday! My missus wouldn't be too happy if I fulfilled the second part but how do you like your steak?

Paddy Cow

73Cat wrote: »

Why is it the earlier I get up the later I am leaving the house?

That happened to me earlier in the week. I got up half an hour earlier so was able to take my time getting ready. I feed the birds and dogs, made my lunch, took the dogs to the park. I had breakfast and was about to brush my teeth when I checked the time. Aaahhhh I'm going to be late. Had to brush my teeth at work :rolleyes:

My ta- it's pissing rain. Feck off rain :mad:

Ted_YNWA

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

TA'd I woke up thinking it was Friday :mad:

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I did the same & was about to start my Friday routine.

TA'd I still think it is Friday.

Rosie Rant

Two half full bottles of water, a glasses case and a bunch of crumpled receipts have been sitting on top of the ATM in the local supermarket for over two weeks. They're annoying me and there are no bins nearby that I can see.

I'm covered in mystery bruises.

I have hellish hormone induced demonic-ness and want to punch something.

selous

When you ask why one of the cubicles in work has an out of order sign on it for a week and it hasn't been fixed and your told because one of your colleagues turned off the water and stole the internal flushing mechanism from the cistern......:eek: are ya "shi**ing" me, nope, its true.. beat that!

Quazzie

SusieBlue wrote: »

Well that's what I was told when I rang a month ago, apparently only a supervisor could do it and there's currently a backlog:cool:

Sorry. I didn't mean it in a way that you are a liar, I meant in a way that they are.

Tell them that you're happy to suspend payment until the matter is rectified then you'll see them hurry themselves.

Jack Kanoff

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Happy birthday! My missus wouldn't be too happy if I fulfilled the second part but how do you like your steak?

I'm going to say it.


" I like my steak the same as pussy..bloody"

I await a chorus of groans and expletives

Quazzie

Jack Kanoff wrote: »

I'm going to say it.


" I like my steak the same as pussy..bloody"

I await a chorus of groans and expletives

Dirty bastard.


I prefer my steak just pink :P

DoozerT6

It trivially annoys me when Asian people always make the peace sign in photos. I know there are various theories as to why, but it just....bugs me.

Purple Mountain

wheresmahbombs wrote: »

The typical class "mate" in my school quite frequently says that somebody they're talking with/next to wants me.

Do they even mean it though? Sick liars.

Would you be able to translate this into English please?

erica74

Literally the worst period ever. Can you die from your period? I feel like I'm dying via my uterus.

I came up to the kitchen this morning and my old dog had shit everywhere, runny ones, solid ones, squishy ones so I had to clean them up when all I wanted to do was sit down and drink coffee.