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Noo

erica74 wrote: »

Literally the worst period ever. Can you die from your period? I feel like I'm dying via my uterus.

I came up to the kitchen this morning and my old dog had shit everywhere, runny ones, solid ones, squishy ones so I had to clean them up when all I wanted to do was sit down and drink coffee.

During my worst period (after i got over the nearly passing out and extreme nausea) i sat on my kitchen floor and ate a bag of doughnuts, pretty sure I couldve solved all the worlds problems there and then, i recommend it.

Edit: do not recommend on a dog **** covered kitchen floor

northgirl

TA but also TH as think I am getting my first period in 6 months :rolleyes:

KatW4

Celebrating St. Patrick's day in school today and the kids are all dressed up. I forgot my shamrock hairband. I'm feeling very left out!

DavyD_83

DoozerT6 wrote: »

It trivially annoys me when Asian people always make the peace sign in photos. I know there are various theories as to why, but it just....bugs me.

On my old (Chinese) phone I used to get so TA'd whenever I looked at camera settings; there was option to auto-take when it sees 'peace sign', like the way normal phones have smile detection.

Boom_Bap

I think I'm going through my worstest period as well :eek:


and oh yeah

ohnonotgmail

They say that women who live together sync up their periods. Never realised that applied to message boards as well.

Jack Kanoff

All I need is steak and I'm in heaven

TA'd that I'm up since 4.30 and falling asleep now!

Rubberlegs

When posters change their usernames and I am too dim to guess who they were previously and should know well who they are

Dial Hard

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

What about a steak?

You of all people should know my feelings on steak. Frequent and the opposite to my blow jobs, which are always very well done...











Ba dum tish!

DoozerT6

Also, when you go to dinner at a friends house, and they say "be here at x time", and you arrive, at x time, only to find that they haven't even STARTED preparing dinner yet. Cue a two-hour wait to actually eat.

Isn't it usual to have dinner almost ready when your guests arrive, give or take 15-20 mins for drinks and chatting? I'd rather relax and chat after dinner is over, not have to run out the door as soon as you've helped load the dishwasher because it's getting late.

Quazzie

northgirl wrote: »

TA but also TH as think I am getting my first period in 6 months :rolleyes:

I would've thought you were much older than someone who's still 6 months away from their first period.

What age were you when you joined Boards?

northgirl

Quazzie wrote: »

I would've thought you were much older than someone who's still 6 months away from their first period.

What age were you when you joined Boards?

It's been six months since I had my period

rainbow kirby

Ten and a half months since my last one :pac:

Dial Hard

I've been beaten into chemical submission for going on 20 years now. Huzzah for the Pill! Best invention ever.

Better throw in a TA to be on topic: couples who sit on the same side of a table for two. Wtf?

CrowdedHouse

Got one of those Tesco lunch deals - you know sandwich drink crisps etc for 3.50 At the checkout it was charging me full whack. Discovered that only one particular flavour of Volvic water is allowed despite them all together on the shelf and same price #ffs

Cutie 3.14

People in grey/silver cars who, on dull as dishwater days like we've been having the past few days, and the fog in my area this morning, don't turn on their fecking lights on the car!!

Do you not realise you blend into everything!?
You blend into the grey road, the grey sky, invisible in even mild fog until the last second!

Just turn on your fecking lights!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

People who derail conversations back to the same old topics they drone on about all the time.

retro:electro

Out walking my dog and I meet some posh bint who stops me to tell me she used to have a dog like mine but she got rid of him cos she found him annoying.
Never willed my dog to pee on someone’s leg as much.

retro:electro

Just saw someone horsing into a block of cheese as if it was a dairy milk

Sephiroth_dude

Scolded my hand with hot water, for the love of....!

retro:electro wrote: »

Just saw someone horsing into a block of cheese as if it was a dairy milk

Colser

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Got one of those Tesco lunch deals - you know sandwich drink crisps etc for 3.50 At the checkout it was charging me full whack. Discovered that only one particular flavour of Volvic water is allowed despite them all together on the shelf and same price #ffs

Tesco are fcukers for this carry on imo,I've often got caught in there picking something off a shelf displaying an offer but then finding when I've paid that the item I picked up was a slightly different size/flavour/make ,they have to be doing it deliberately as it happens too often.

TA today,I was coming out of the shopping centre and almost fell over this wan that was crouched down directly outside the main door..it turns out that she had bought a punnet of blueberries and was pouring a 2 litre of water over them I presume to clean them before she ate them...why wouldn't you move out of the way to do something like that?It's total" look at healthy me " behaviour imo ,people need to cop on and consider others and stop annoying attention seeking carry on like that in public.

jaxxx

Colser wrote: »

Tesco are fcukers for this carry on imo,I've often got caught in there picking something off a shelf displaying an offer but then finding when I've paid that the item I picked up was a slightly different size/flavour/make ,they have to be doing it deliberately as it happens too often.

TA today,I was coming out of the shopping centre and almost fell over this wan that was crouched down directly outside the main door..it turns out that she had bought a punnet of blueberries and was pouring a 2 litre of water over them I presume to clean them before she ate them...why wouldn't you move out of the way to do something like that?It's total" look at healthy me " behaviour imo ,people need to cop on and consider others and stop annoying attention seeking carry on like that in public.

Yeah but it's actually really your fault for not realising that the planet, the moon, hell the entire universe actually revolves around these people and that we ordinary folk are just trivial annoyances to them

Dial Hard

When you hate everyone and are like, just get out of my face, world.

erica74

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

They say that women who live together sync up their periods. Never realised that applied to message boards as well.

I am synced with my sister, my sister's girlfriend, my sister's best friend, a couple my sister is friends with and one of my friends. I cannot explain how it came about that we are all synced but we are. Once a month we're all battling through together but apart:pac:

Dial Hard

When you hate everyone and are like, just get out of my face, world.

New Home

Dial Hard wrote: »

When you hate everyone and are like, just get out of my face, world.

Dial Hard wrote: »

When you hate everyone and are like, just get out of my face, world.

THAT bad, uh? I hear ya.

LirW

TA about all these ar*ehole picky eaters in this house. I don't like mushrooms, I don't want soup today, no please no brussel sprouts, ewwww cherries, get that broccoli out of my face, no I'm not gonna eat that salad because I don't like that dressing, picking the peppers out of the food, eats the burrito with literally only meat and rice, I don't like desserts without chocolate, It doesn't taste like in restaurant X/when Y made it.

Just to clear that up, the adult one is just as bad as the small one.

erica74

I had to put my bra back on because my husband's friend came over.
When I took off my bra at 5pm, I did not plan on putting it back on today.
Not happy.

retro:electro

When my fat chilblain fingers start to deflate in the milder weather. They look withered balloons

Rubberlegs

LirW wrote: »

TA about all these ar*ehole picky eaters in this house. I don't like mushrooms, I don't want soup today, no please no brussel sprouts, ewwww cherries, get that broccoli out of my face, no I'm not gonna eat that salad because I don't like that dressing, picking the peppers out of the food, eats the burrito with literally only meat and rice, I don't like desserts without chocolate, It doesn't taste like in restaurant X/when Y made it.

Just to clear that up, the adult one is just as bad as the small one.

I feel your pain:(. My youngest even when being weaned as a baby clamped her mouth shut at most things. She has never even eaten a mouthful of mashed potato in all her 6 years. Refuses point blank to eat any vegetable, and never has, so how does she even know she doesn't like them? She doesn't even like the stuff kids are meant to like, fishfingers, waffles, sausages etc. Dinner time has always been a total nightmare, she exists on pasta with pesto sauce, black pudding, chicken dippers and pizza. She will eat some lamp chop off her Dad's plate or beef from the Chinese. Breakfast is dry cereal as she hates milk. It breaks my heart especially as I have offered her every type of proper, cooked from scratch food under the sun since she was old enough to eat and am met with stubborn refusal.
She wouldn"t eat a toasted ham and cheese sandwich as it wasn't like the one in the cafe
TA fussy headstrong children !

SusieBlue

TA at tv shows with sh*t actors.
Watching criminal minds and a woman just found out her husband and 3 kids were butchered to death.
Her reaction to the news was to sit there looking like she needed to sneeze, possibly suffering from some mild hay fever for about 5 minutes.
Not the kind of reaction you’d expect from hearing your whole family was wiped out unexpectedly!

TG1

New neighbours I have yet to meet keep parking their tractor in my space and are now driving said tractor round the yard at 9pm on a Friday.
I know they probably assume most people won't care at 9pm on a Friday, but it is seriously disturbing my Friday night plans (that consist of me being in bed, watching telly and eating chocolate...!)

New Home

SusieBlue wrote: »

TA at tv shows with sh*t actors.
Watching criminal minds and a woman just found out her husband and 3 kids were butchered to death.
Her reaction to the news was to sit there looking like she needed to sneeze, possibly suffering from some mild hay fever for about 5 minutes.
Not the kind of reaction you’d expect from hearing your whole family was wiped out unexpectedly!

Maybe she didn't like them that much. Either that, or she's the culprit.

Sephiroth_dude

Banged my leg off the table

73Cat wrote: »

I feel your pain:(. My youngest even when being weaned as a baby clamped her mouth shut at most things. She has never even eaten a mouthful of mashed potato in all her 6 years. Refuses point blank to eat any vegetable, and never has, so how does she even know she doesn't like them? She doesn't even like the stuff kids are meant to like, fishfingers, waffles, sausages etc. Dinner time has always been a total nightmare, she exists on pasta with pesto sauce, black pudding, chicken dippers and pizza. She will eat some lamp chop off her Dad's plate or beef from the Chinese. Breakfast is dry cereal as she hates milk. It breaks my heart especially as I have offered her every type of proper, cooked from scratch food under the sun since she was old enough to eat and am met with stubborn refusal.
She wouldn"t eat a toasted ham and cheese sandwich as it wasn't like the one in the cafe
TA fussy headstrong children !

Sounds like me when I was that age , I grew out of it thankfully.

Rubberlegs

Sounds like me when I was that age , I grew out of it thankfully.[/quote]

To be honest , I was the same. My mother doesn't know how I survived childhood, she says I lived on fresh air . It's payback time !!

Sephiroth_dude

73Cat wrote: »

To be honest , I was the same. My mother doesn't know how I survived childhood, she says I lived on fresh air . It's payback time !!

Well actually I still can be fussy sometimes

the purple tin

My friend the big feckin moron; I told him about a book I am really enjoying at the minute and he went and told me how it ends and spoiled it for me. He does it with films and tv shows as well. Grrrrr :mad:

SusieBlue

Anyone else have one of those weeks where you literally cannot stop eating?
I’ve been inhaling everything in sight all week. I feel gross yet I keep going.
I only had a Chinese an hour ago and I’m already eyeing up the chocolate in the cupboard.
Why am Iyk dis

the purple tin

SusieBlue wrote: »

Anyone else have one of those weeks where you literally cannot stop eating?
I’ve been inhaling everything in sight all week. I feel gross yet I keep going.
I only had a Chinese an hour ago and I’m already eyeing up the chocolate in the cupboard.
Why am Iyk dis

Oh yes, I think it might be a fatten yourself up for winter sort of thing, I get it bad at this time of year. Fear not spring is on the way

Rosie Rant

The PC doesn't connect to the Wi-Fi automatically, even though I tick the "connect automatically" box every f*ckin day.

I hate the never ending cycle that happens when sharpening cheap as sh1t pencils - part of it doesn't sharpen properly, I try to pare that bit, the nib falls out, start sharpening again, pencil gets smaller, part of it doesn't sharpen properly...

RobbingBandit

TA more snow and I only bought one bread, I am so ducked

wheresmahbombs

Purple Mountain wrote: »

wheresmahbombs wrote: »

The typical class "mate" in my school quite frequently says that somebody they're talking with/next to wants me.

Do they even mean it though? Sick liars.

Would you be able to translate this into English please?

Alright. In quite a few instances, some of my classmates lie to me that somebody near them wants to talk with me.

AMKC

People who are smoking them vapor cigarettes because that's what they are and blow it all around. Fine if they want to put that poisein into their body and destroy themselves while been some companies experiment fine but don't blow it in my face or anyone else that does not want that poison in their body thank you. I swear the next person that does that near me is going to get winded.

madmaggie

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Also, when you go to dinner at a friends house, and they say "be here at x time", and you arrive, at x time, only to find that they haven't even STARTED preparing dinner yet. Cue a two-hour wait to actually eat.

Isn't it usual to have dinner almost ready when your guests arrive, give or take 15-20 mins for drinks and chatting? I'd rather relax and chat after dinner is over, not have to run out the door as soon as you've helped load the dishwasher because it's getting late.

It can work the other way. I was invited for dinner one time, I factored in 30 mintues drink/chat time, so was in no great rush. She had the dinner ready to serve at the arranged time, so it was dried out in the oven by the time I got there. The atmosphere was as enjoyable as the meal.

Rogueish

I stood on my fecking glasses and made sh1te of them. Despite realigning them and getting them 99% straight. They are still not quite level on my nose.

I think that I have the start of a cold sore.

I really need to take off my make up and brush my teeth but with a few drinks in me it's too much like a struggle.

Rogueish

I stood on my NEW fecking glasses and made sh1te of them. Despite realigning them and getting them 99% straight. They are still not quite level on my nose.

I think that I have the start of a cold sore.

I really need to take off my make up and brush my teeth but with a few drinks in me it's too much like a struggle.

misstearheus

When ya get a message off Markus! :O Feels like I've been bold and gonna get banned or something! :eek:

Mountainsandh

I got hit by methotrexate tiredness this evening, so went to bed at 8.30... and woke up at 11.30 pm, as I'm not a great sleeper.

Been awake since, with methotrexate hangover.

Also, have to take son to the parade tomorrow as he's marching, and walk to a good spot for watching, then stand in the cold. I know it's a small thing, but with psoriatic arthritis it is the kind of thing I dread. On certain days. He'll be proud as punch though

Jack Kanoff

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I got hit by methotrexate tiredness this evening, so went to bed at 8.30... and woke up at 11.30 pm, as I'm not a great sleeper.

Been awake since, with methotrexate hangover.

Also, have to take son to the parade tomorrow as he's marching, and walk to a good spot for watching, then stand in the cold. I know it's a small thing, but with psoriatic arthritis it is the kind of thing I dread. On certain days. He'll be proud as punch though

That was something I could have written, sodding metho and sodding psoriatic arthritis..bit more than a TA...

Basq

Co-worker: are you going to the parade tomorrow?

* sharp intake of breath *

Me: "I don't have kids..

I am not a tourist..

Bagpipes / uileann pipes / sh*t marching bands are not fun and are painful to listen to..

I don't want to see the local dance / karate / soccer / GAA youth group doing hip-hop dance / karate chops / keepy-uppys / solos etc.

I don't enjoy being crammed in beside screaming kids shouting that they can't see / didn't get sweets / ate too much sweets or just general crying..

I don't care what topical subject my local bakery uses for the direction of their float design. It'll hardly be high-brow or topical.. maybe I'm wrong and it'll be the Syrian War or that Kim Kardashian has an ever-inflating arse!..

Float.. car.. float.. taxi.. lorry.. tractor.. lorry.. float.. taxi.. car.. marching band.. minor celebrity.. car.. car.. car.. car. Take out the fluff and you've 3 minutes of potentially worthwhile stuff there..

The goddamn weather? Whoever or whatever is up there and controls the weather obviously doesn't enjoy the parade either..

Another year, another opportunity to see couples warring outside a local pub pissed at 4pm in the day. Probably 4 out of the last 5 years I've seen a woman crying while her boyfriend walks off in a huff..

So, that's a no.."

Actually, I don't know if this is a TA or a "deep seated A"..