Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

jaxxx

the purple tin wrote: »

The ever increasing price of drink in pubs. It's nothing new I know, but it really is getting beyond a joke.

Well they don't call it Rip-Off Ireland for nothing. For some bizarre reason quite a few seem to think the R and O of ROI mean 'Republic of'... Damn fools

addicted to caffeine

having a toothache, ouch:(

Rubberlegs

The painful (literally) realisation that I need to give up jalapeno peppers. I love them but they don't love me

wheresmahbombs

73Cat wrote: »

The painful (literally) realisation that I need to give up jalapeno peppers. I love them but they don't love me

Why do you have to give them up?

Rubberlegs

wheresmahbombs wrote: »

Why do you have to give them up?

Pains in my belly morning after eating them and, ahem, multiple trips to the bathroom

LirW

I don't understand how many people care about other people's haircuts like they have no life on their own. That lady on Room to Improve earlier gets some proper slagging for having an undercut.
I'd never dream of coming up with the energy and get outraged over the hair of someone else.

Rubberlegs

LirW wrote: »

I don't understand how many people care about other people's haircuts like they have no life on their own. That lady on Room to Improve earlier gets some proper slagging for having an undercut.
I'd never dream of coming up with the energy and get outraged over the hair of someone else.

I loved her hair!
TA I could never rock a style like that

heldel00

Did either of ye think that she looked like an edgier Amanda Byram?

I know this is not the right thread but they are a batch of lunatics over beyont so I'd be afraid of my life to ask there!

jaxxx

TA Feeling like an active volcano on the verge of a gargantuan violent eruption of pent-up anger and rage.

TA That blind f**king ignorant b***tard S.O.B who cut a red light today and almost crashed into me cos of his own goddamn stupidity and impatience!

TA My phone just refusing to work for no goddamn genuine reason other than the fact it's a cocky f**king useless turd of a thing!!

TA The obnoxious sales assistant today who got offended because I was disputing the price of something where it was advertised different to what it was scanned as and by bringing this up with her instead of lying down and paying for it outright, she thought I was trying to ruin her life when all I'm trying to do is buy something at the advertised price!!!

retro:electro

Unnecessary dramatically tense music constantly in the background of documentaries. Netflix originals are hoors for this

Samsgirl

nermal15 wrote: »

Want to go to the library to get a new book but of course it's been closed all weekend and will be tomorrow too. I can't be buying new books, I'm not made of money!

Download the Borrow Box app to your phone, tablet or laptop. Sign in using your library card number and PIN and download new book for free.

greencap

retro:electro wrote: »

Unnecessary dramatically tense music constantly in the background of documentaries. Netflix originals are hoors for this

hard aul life isn't it.

jaxxx

retro:electro wrote: »

Unnecessary dramatically tense music constantly in the background of documentaries. Netflix originals are hoors for this

I wonder if I'm one of the few remaining people in the western world who has never watched Netflix...

TA People who refuse to move on with and embrace new technology.

.. Wait a minute that's me! Whoops (I hate smartphones too, gimme the good old fashioned hard buttons back! )

SusieBlue

My boyfriends love of sleeping with his kneecap pressed into the base of my spine.
It’s more than a TA. Why like. It can’t be comfortable for him either!
And no, all you filthy minded people, this is not an innuendo :pac:

Sephiroth_dude

73Cat wrote: »

I loved her hair!
TA I could never rock a style like that

I bet you could

SusieBlue wrote: »

My boyfriends love of sleeping with his kneecap pressed into the base of my spine.
It’s more than a TA. Why like. It can’t be comfortable for him either!
And no, all you filthy minded people, this is not an innuendo :pac:

Ta'd by this , what do you mean "all you filthy minded people"? As if the first thoughts that entered our heads were filthy having read the above, well excuse you :mad:








:pac: :pac:

Jack Kanoff

SusieBlue wrote: »

My boyfriends love of sleeping with his kneecap pressed into the base of my spine.
It’s more than a TA. Why like. It can’t be comfortable for him either!
And no, all you filthy minded people, this is not an innuendo :pac:

Sounds more like he's trying to put something in-your-end-though

No applause, just throw money

erica74

SusieBlue wrote: »

My boyfriends love of sleeping with his kneecap pressed into the base of my spine.
It’s more than a TA. Why like. It can’t be comfortable for him either!
And no, all you filthy minded people, this is not an innuendo :pac:

My husband sleeps diagonally in the bed so his head is at one corner and his feet are pointing towards the bottom corner on my side. I wouldn't mind this but when he moves, he always scratches me with his awful disgusting horrific hobbit feet. It takes me a while to shake the feeling, even thinking about it sends a shiver down my spine.

jaxxx

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I bet you could





Ta'd by this , what do you mean "all you filthy minded people"? As if the first thoughts that entered our heads were filthy having read the above, well excuse you :mad:








:pac: :pac:

Are you sure about that??

wheresmahbombs

1 out of 6. Guessed "boots" instead of "books", and as for the last 4, the obvious ones.

Judging from this puzzle, I'm mostly a dirty-minded freak :P! Not as bad as a former class"mate", however.

AndrewJRenko

erica74 wrote: »

My husband sleeps diagonally in the bed so his head is at one corner and his feet are pointing towards the bottom corner on my side. I wouldn't mind this but when he moves, he always scratches me with his awful disgusting horrific hobbit feet. It takes me a while to shake the feeling, even thinking about it sends a shiver down my spine.

If he's tall like me, the diagonal is the only possible option to avoid having his awful disgusting horrific hobbit feet sticking out, freezing and falling off or being lost to hypothermia, so give him a break.

It could be worse, you could be living with someone who delights in tramping round the tiled bathroom floor and wooden floors barefoot for 10-15 minutes of bedtime routine, and then expects to warm up her cold feet on any warm patch of the body next to her. That sends a real shiver over the body, and leaves you with a gnawing, numbing cold lump on your legs for a couple of hours after she is snoring to oblivion.

bodhrandude

One of the flatmates decided to take the communal washing powder into his room, he is away for the weekend and here I am stuck with a pile of dirty clothes I need washed. I going to have to go to the shop now to follow through with the process, aaah first world problems eh!

Bredabe

bodhrandude wrote: »

One of the flatmates decided to take the communal washing powder into his room, he is away for the weekend and here I am stuck with a pile of dirty clothes I need washed. I going to have to go to the shop now to follow through with the process, aaah first world problems eh!

If it communal why does he have it? I can guess, but I'm curious if its a fetish of some kind?

TA'ed that I got up late today, have to watch my presentation video to finish my assignment:eek::eek::eek::eek:, offered a parent looking for direction on an FB page some advice, then another poster had a go at me because of what was perceived as my gender(my screen name is very neutral for that reason).

Colser

My feet are like 2 blocks of ice,it's freezing.

Dial Hard

I'm sure I've said it before but the fact that the app ignores your ignore list.

Also, my demanding queen of a dog who's currently lying on my lap and keeps knocking the phone out of my hand because god forbid I should divert my attention from her for a nanosecond. It's after taking me about 10 minutes to write this post.

Trigger Happy

I dropped something on the floor of the cinema. It was dark so felt down there to see if I could find it. I dont know what I touched but it was wet and mank.
Grossed out.

the purple tin

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I dropped something on the floor of the cinema. It was dark so felt down there to see if I could find it. I dont know what I touched but it was wet and mank.
Grossed out.

You wouldn't be using your phone in the cinema would you?
That's a big TA of mine.

Jack Kanoff

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I dropped something on the floor of the cinema. It was dark so felt down there to see if I could find it. I dont know what I touched but it was wet and mank.
Grossed out.

There might have been a nudey pic on beforehand?

Trigger Happy

the purple tin wrote: »

You wouldn't be using your phone in the cinema would you?
That's a big TA of mine.

It's a hangable offence IMO!
But no, it was a kids glove.

Jack Kanoff wrote: »

There might have been a nudey pic on beforehand?

[Washes hands again]

Dial Hard

Trigger Happy wrote:

I dropped something on the floor of the cinema. It was dark so felt down there to see if I could find it. I dont know what I touched but it was wet and mank. Grossed out.

Ow, pointy!

Eww, slimy!

Uh-oh, moving.

jaxxx

Funny story about the cinema actually. Long time ago went to the cinema with a few friends, I was driving. Got ticket/popcorn/etc and popped out wallet to find only 1 €20 note. Could've sworn I had 2 €20 notes but didn't think much of it. 2 hours later I got back to the car, and what was sitting outside my driver door? The second note! How someone didn't see it and take it or how it didn't even blow away was amazing.

retro:electro

I very finicky about cinema seats and I have to be in early before the film starts to inspect the seats with my phone to make sure I’m not sitting on someone’s jizz. TA Trigger’s post has just made me even more paranoid.

everlast75

Made the drive to Donabate to go to Scrumdiddlies - 30 f**king minute queue to get an ice cream. No thanks.

Jesus - what's wrong with people

Jimmy Bottlehead

everlast75 wrote: »

Made the drive to Donabate to go to Scrumdiddlies - 30 f**king minute queue to get an ice cream. No thanks.

Jesus - what's wrong with people

Was there on Saturday night. No queue, probably due to the snow storm that was starting to brew outside

On-topic: The feckin' Scrumdiddlys was actually too much for me. I thought I could handle all that sugar and diabeetus.

I was wrong.

*sugar coma*

Sephiroth_dude

retro:electro wrote: »

e sure I’m not sitting on someone’s jizz. .

Ewwwww :-/

Ta'd I'll be now paranoid everytime I go to the cinema thanks to ann.......I mean retro:


:pac:

LadyMacBeth_

retro:electro wrote: »

I very finicky about cinema seats and I have to be in early before the film starts to inspect the seats with my phone to make sure I’m not sitting on someone’s jizz. TA Trigger’s post has just made me even more paranoid.

I'm TA'd when I'm not sitting on someone's jizz

jaxxx

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm TA'd when I'm not sitting on someone's jizz

Sephiroth_dude

Dial Hard wrote: »

Ow, pointy!

Eww, slimy!

Uh-oh, moving.

Love that episode.

https://comb.io/ZTb9bk

:pac:

jaxxx

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Ewwwww :-/

Ta'd I'll be now paranoid everytime I go to the cinema thanks to ann.......I mean retro:


:pac:

Hmm. Wonder if there's a market for a federal jizz inspector at cinemas... I want at least €15 per hour, along with Personal Protective Equipment for handling dangerous chemicals.

LirW

TA that my mother is going to Bilbao before visiting us (they live on the Canaries) and we won't even get away for a small break this year, too much work in the house.

Colser

jaxxx wrote: »

Hmm. Wonder if there's a market for a federal jizz inspector at cinemas... I want at least €15 per hour, along with Personal Protective Equipment for handling dangerous chemicals.

Jaxxx that jizz..😂

Jack Kanoff

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm TA'd when I'm not sitting on someone's jizz

I've had years of practice of putting it in test tubes...I'll send ya a fresh one

TA'd I've work tomorrow...can't be arsed

RobbingBandit

I leave this thread for 5 hours and it turns into a porno, PORNO PORNO.

DunnoKidz

People who clearly know you, but don't identify themselves on a text from a random number, which your phone doesn't identify as a contact... "Hi, How've you been? Let's get together, call me!" Embarrassing having to reply back "Thanks, but... emm, who exactly are you?"

the_pen_turner

retro:electro wrote: »

I very finicky about cinema seats and I have to be in early before the film starts to inspect the seats with my phone to make sure I’m not sitting on someone’s jizz. TA Trigger’s post has just made me even more paranoid.

i dont think i realy want to know the answer but how often do you cum across it

jaxxx

the_pen_turner wrote: »

i dont think i realy want to know the answer but how often do you cum across it

Ah jaysus talk about rubbing salt on the wound, christ almighty...

pgj2015

DunnoKidz wrote: »

People who clearly know you, but don't identify themselves on a text from a random number, which your phone doesn't identify as a contact... "Hi, How've you been? Let's get together, call me!" Embarrassing having to reply back "Thanks, but... emm, who exactly are you?"

I had one of those texts lately, I did not reply in case it was someone I didnt want to talk to.

DunnoKidz

pgj2015 wrote: »

I had one of those texts lately, I did not reply in case it was someone I didnt want to talk to.

that would've been the best way to handle it!

now I am ta'ed I replied (cos it was exactly that kind of somebody)

KatW4

I think I'm afraid to go to the cinema now....

TA the stupid extra bone in my knee. It's swollen and sore and I can't walk properly on it. I also spent a stupid amount of money on a knee support for it. Wish I had a normal knee.

Quazzie

KatW4 wrote: »

I think I'm afraid to go to the cinema now....

TA the stupid extra bone in my knee. It's swollen and sore and I can't walk properly on it. I also spent a stupid amount of money on a knee support for it. Wish I had a normal knee.

I've no kneecap in one of my legs after a car crash years ago, so I'm the exact opposite.

Purple Mountain

Jack Kanoff wrote: »

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm TA'd when I'm not sitting on someone's jizz

I've had years of practice of putting it in test tubes...I'll send ya a fresh one

TA'd I've work tomorrow...can't be arsed

Jizz..test tubes..arses..
We have it all tonight..