If i won the lotto i would.....

ballsdeep69

.......

sbsquarepants

would you really?

you don't say!

davo2001

Stop having to see this thread every few weeks.

never_mind

Hmmm...

depends on how much but let's say 30 million.

- I'd buy out my partner's house that is in neg equity
- I'd buy us new cars and look at a second home
- I'd put a bit aside for nephews/nieces for college
- I'd make sure to take care of my parents in whatever way I can
- I'd quit my job, go travelling with my OH for a year and then retrain as a doctor (the only thing that has stopped me doing this is the fees)

Look at my humble list?! Maybe the gods will make it happen seeing as I'm not spending it all on booze and hookers.

theteal

not even tell the wife. . .

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Buy Boards and stop this recurring thread.

bottlebrush

Turn on the heating

Boom_Bap

Buy boards and limit the number of full stops allowed in an opening post.

The_Valeyard

Martin Hundreds Gymnastics wrote: »

Buy Boards and stop this recurring thread.

Buy boards, sack admins, make myself unbannable tyrannical king.

frag420

Stick it all on a quick-pick...

_feedback_

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You seem ideally suited to this position. So if you are interested, please drop me a letter to PO box 1974, Dublin 2.

schizo1014

probably go to the pub

Hector Savage

Get that bloody boiler fixed

Kimbot

If I won the lotto I would close this thread until the OP actually added something to it themselves :pac:

Boom_Bap

jonnycivic wrote: »

If I won the lotto I would close this thread until the OP actually added something to it themselves :pac:

some more full stops?

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

some more full stops?

With the odd exclamation mark thrown in too like.

Boom_Bap

jonnycivic wrote: »

With the odd exclamation mark thrown in too like.

a couple of tildas just to be controversial.

cantdecide

Buy Boards and Install decking

King George VI

Buy all of thecans of Fanta in Ireland

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

a couple of tildas just to be controversial.

~ ~
Sorry, but I haven't had an excuse to use one in ages.

Boom_Bap

Martin Hundreds Gymnastics wrote: »

~ ~
Sorry, but I haven't had an excuse to use one in ages.

Looks like a couple of mustaches!

Birneybau

Buy this site and ban all bar maybe 10 people. Because, it is being ruined...

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Looks like a couple of mustaches!

That would be about right. ~

valoren

ballsdeep69 wrote: »

.......

S E S

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SEPT 23 1989

fix the hole in my shoe

chopperbyrne

Hand in my notice, and work as normal for that month, then live very comfortably for the rest of my life.

dodzy

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Hand in my notice, and work as normal for that month, then live very comfortably for the rest of my life.

FYP

GavRedKing

Go on a murderous rampage, rich people dont go to jail.

suicide_circus

Live an enormously lavish and wasteful jetset lifestyle and then pontificate to ordinary people about equality and global warming.

Ninjini

Honest answer is incredibly boring, I would buy my OH a place where he could do artwork as he’s incredibly talented but doesn’t have the time or space he needs.
A nice house, new car and put a sum aside for the kids.
After that, I’d treat myself to a Harry Potter studio tour and some baking equipment.

Permabear

This post has been deleted.

daveyeh

DESTROY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER

longshanks

Pay all my friends and families mortgages.
Support local hospices.
Support local sports clubs.
Set up some scholarship schemes to get disadvantaged school leavers into college.
Travel.
Do courses on subjects that interest me in different cities around the world.

Obviously that's euromillions money.

Donald Trump

Coke and Hookers


(And I might trade in Melania for a younger model.......maybe get the new wan plastic surgery to look like Ivanka....)

Ash.J.Williams

F** brooke Sheilds



(popular song reference)

danmanw8

Ninjini wrote: »

Honest answer is incredibly boring, I would buy my OH a place where he could do artwork as he’s incredibly talented but doesn’t have the time or space he needs.
A nice house, new car and put a sum aside for the kids.
After that, I’d treat myself to a Harry Potter studio tour and some baking equipment.

That's so sweet

RhubarbCrumble

Hector Savage wrote: »

Get that bloody boiler fixed

You HAVE been experiencing problems with the water pressure alright . . . . .