Eastenders [News, Spoilers and Discussion - from Jan 2018]

JP Liz V1

fin12 wrote: »

Keanu is gorgeous...

He looks a bit like Tom Hardy but seriously would he really go after Sharon who is around his mother's age

ArtyC

fin12 wrote: »

Keanu is gorgeous...

Such a fox! I was just about to give up on eastenders when he's gotten more screen time !!

SAMTALK

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

He looks a bit like Tom Hardy but seriously would he really go after Sharon who is around his mother's age

Silly storyline. He was with the Au-pair (cant think of her name) and flirting with Hayley and all of a sudden he has the hots for Sharon who he happens to know a long time but suddenly is attracted to her

Afollower

Why on Earth would a guy like Keanu go for Sharon - she's middle aged, very overweight, fake tan, fake eyebrows, fake hair and dresses like a slapper...
on the other hand, she's experienced, she's obviously willing and she's not short of a bob or two :rolleyes:;)

Riddle101

So can we call this storyline between Sharon and Keanu, Sharongate 2? Pretty funny considering that it was Phil and Sharon during that storyline but now Phil is the one being cheated on by Sharon.

JP Liz V1

SAMTALK wrote: »

Silly storyline. He was with the Au-pair (cant think of her name) and flirting with Hayley and all of a sudden he has the hots for Sharon who he happens to know a long time but suddenly is attracted to her

Plus his boss's missus

Robsweezie

the show has been very sluggish the past while.... seems like you're just watching hayley fighting with the slaters, billy trying to get honey back, and that stuart psycho plotting to get some kind of revenge against the carters, which he's taking his sweet time doing.

JP Liz V1

Riddle101 wrote: »

So can we call this storyline between Sharon and Keanu, Sharongate 2? Pretty funny considering that it was Phil and Sharon during that storyline but now Phil is the one being cheated on by Sharon.

Sheanu

Andy From Sligo

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Sheanu

Kearon ...

SAMTALK

Òk prob not a popular opinion but even though Keanu is good looking , the eyes are too small !!

Jack , now he's a different story

Summer wind

I feel the same about Keanu. He’s gorgeous but last night when he was wearing the cream jumper his pecs were so big he looked like he needed a bra. Jack can melt your insides with a glance. He’s easily the sexiest man on the set.

fin12

No don’t think Jack is good. Looking at all, I’d prefer Max over him.

Sharon is one lucky b*tch..

Alice1

fin12 wrote: »

No don’t think Jack is good. Looking at all, I’d prefer Max over him.

Sharon is one lucky b*tch..

Eeeugh! No definitely not Max. Keanu is hot - but young. Jack for the win!

fussyonion

I know Phil's gone off but what made him come back earlier? When he found Keanu in the kitchen with Sharon?


I am bored beyond belief with Ted and Bernie's friendship now. I just don't buy it and I don't like either of them.

Andy From Sligo

fussyonion wrote: »

I know Phil's gone off but what made him come back earlier? When he found Keanu in the kitchen with Sharon?


I am bored beyond belief with Ted and Bernie's friendship now. I just don't buy it and I don't like either of them.

yeah I'd like to know that too..

- a cab from the east end of London to Luton Airport!! - bloody hell, he's made of money!

LoughNeagh2017

That music reminded me of those old Channel 5 late night softcore pornos that I used to watch, I had everything down to a tee, one finger on the channel 6 button incase the mother walked in, the other finger on the off button incase channel 6 failed and then the video tape recording so I wouldn't miss a second. I think that was the beginning of my abnormal relationship with pornography.

Foggy Jew

Dear Lord. This Sharon/Keanu thing is EXCRUCIATING. She has to be the worst actress on telly.

JP Liz V1

Has Stuart shot himself and who is this Dylan fella?

LoughNeagh2017

That quote from the Irish Republican ruined the episode for me, I spent the rest of the episode trying to figure out what it meant. I spent the first half wondering why Keanu was sleeping with Sharon and not Louise.

casio4

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Has Stuart shot himself and who is this Dylan fella?

you have just put 2+2 together for me, I think Dylan shoots Stuart. Dylan is a friend of Tina from years ago who has got in touch and they both realise that Stuart did the same thing to each of them locking them in the boot of a car and frightening them.

Andy From Sligo

was still a good episode tho in fairness - it would have me itching to tune in tomorrow .... especially as afterwards I turned over to that drivel with that renew of wedding vows with them drips coronation street - eastenders knocks spots off corrie!

JP Liz V1

LoughNeagh2017 wrote: »

That quote from the Irish Republican ruined the episode for me, I spent the rest of the episode trying to figure out what it meant. I spent the first half wondering why Keanu was sleeping with Sharon and not Louise.

Louise will probably end up crushing on Keanu

Sharon gets oranger each episode

Andy From Sligo

casio4 wrote: »

you have just put 2+2 together for me, I think Dylan shoots Stuart. Dylan is a friend of Tina from years ago who has got in touch and they both realise that Stuart did the same thing to each of them locking them in the boot of a car and frightening them.

but that dylan had something in his bag that said it would guarantee they 'would both sleep well that night' - what was it and what was that all about?

why was there something there that I didnt trust Dylan on tonights episode - what was setting off alarm bells, something was?

What did Stuart pay sharon's kid to do? and how did stuart get into the pub this time if the locks were changed?

Andy From Sligo

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Louise will probably end up crushing on Keanu

Sharon gets oranger each episode

ompa lumpa , dippy de doo ....

Galwayguy35

Sharon was like a dog in heat trying to get Keanus pants off.

casio4

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

but that dylan had something in his bag that said it would guarantee they 'would both sleep well that night' - what was it and what was that all about?

why was there something there that I didnt trust Dylan on tonights episode - what was setting off alarm bells, something was?

What did Stuart pay sharon's kid to do? and how did stuart get into the pub this time if the locks were changed?

yes I wondered about the thing in Dylans bag too. It was all very quick from him meeting Tina and asking could he sleep at the pub when there is a chance the fella (Stuart) he fears most could turn up there. I think Stuart was hiding somewhere in the pub when they closed sure he knows the place well by now mooching around when they are asleep

LoughNeagh2017

I hope Stuart has shot Mick, such a smug man always gloating in Stuarts face about his so called better life.

JP Liz V1

I'd say Linda thinks Mick did it which is why she hide the gun but I think Stuart did it himself

Why didn't the Carters turn on the lights and call the police when all first up and downstairs and where did Dylan go?

donkeykong5

Stuart is an amazing actor. Shows a lot of the others up.!

Mrs cockett

Is he dead?

Alice1

No he was taken to hosp

Meauldsegosha

What a brutal episode. Mel and Jack have been dating about two months and he proposes to her. Hunter and Denny hear a gunshot from across the Square but half the people in the Queen Vic didn’t.

The characters of Mick and Stuart are terrible just like the actors playing them.

Hopefully the new EE boss will stop having the Carters involved in every storyline.

Andy From Sligo

Meauldsegosha wrote: »

What a brutal episode. Mel and Jack have been dating about two months and he proposes to her. Hunter and Denny hear a gunshot from across the Square but half the people in the Queen Vic didn’t.

The characters of Mick and Stuart are terrible just like the actors playing them.

Hopefully the new EE boss will stop having the Carters involved in every storyline.

oh i have to say I like mick - he brings a lot to the show ..... except for when he is wearing his wife's pink dressing gown - what the hell is that about. - cant stand his wife, dunno why just dont like her ... dont like Tina too - and i wish halfpint or whatever he is called would take off that stupid tea cosy off his head and pulling those funny expressions .. and honestly how can he be related to stuart as his brother? .. oh and talking of stuart I quite like his matey cockney character and the way he plays that part so weirdly.... but he does over-act to the point it gets cringey a lot of the time

Andy From Sligo

Does anyone think that Keanu (seeing as he is always broke) will blackmail Mick's wife into giving him money to keep quiet about seeing her dump the gun in the river .. or would that be totally out of his character?

nikkibikki

I was just watching that episode in disbelief. They all left a 3 year old upstairs alone during a dangerous situation. Even when they thought Stuart was roaming around the house. His parents, his grandmother and his grand-aunt. Completely baffling behaviour.

Also baffling and out of character was Mick leaving the pub to walk the dog when he feared Stuart was going to try break in.

JP Liz V1

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

Does anyone think that Keanu (seeing as he is always broke) will blackmail Mick's wife into giving him money to keep quiet about seeing her dump the gun in the river .. or would that be totally out of his character?

I thought going off with his boss wife was out of character so you could well be right

Andy From Sligo

nikkibikki wrote: »

I was just watching that episode in disbelief. They all left a 3 year old upstairs alone during a dangerous situation. Even when they thought Stuart was roaming around the house. His parents, his grandmother and his grand-aunt. Completely baffling behaviour.

Also baffling and out of character was Mick leaving the pub to walk the dog when he feared Stuart was going to try break in.

mick left the pub to walk the dog ... but the dog was left behind in his dog bed! - the plot thickens....

Foggy Jew

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

mick left the pub to walk the dog ... but the dog was left behind in Her dog bed! - the plot thickens....

There. I fixed it for you. Lady Di. (The clue's in the name) :D:D

Andy From Sligo

Foggy Jew wrote: »

There. I fixed it for you. Lady Di. (The clue's in the name) :D:D

thanks - oh yes lady Di that's it .. unless she went through gender realignment ... will that be a 'thing' one day do you reckon?

Andy From Sligo

got a bit of deja-vu there with Mick and L mimicking when Wayne and orla out of Fair City thought the other one did it ...

JP Liz V1

Is Ray a copper?

Andy From Sligo

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Is Ray a copper?

undercover one i think - now hes gonna work on a desk in scotland yard

fin12

Mel’s ex is Irish? Nice looking too.

JP Liz V1

fin12 wrote: »

Mel’s ex is Irish? Nice looking too.

Ciara's brother, Aidan's brother in law

Mel is a lucky girl and Ian thinks he has a chance :P

Gulliver

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Is Ray a copper?

He was a dodgy copper in Red Rock where he supposedly died. He must have faked it and moved to London :pac:

MG_2013

Horrible Shirley (and Mick) saying that it was Dylan responsible for the shooting. Sick of the sight of her for so long on this show, the constant puss on her face, she makes Carol in Fair City seem positively happy in comparison

Andy From Sligo

am I watching 'the Bill' .. or Eastenders? - hard to tell where one finishes and the other starts..

Andy From Sligo

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

am I watching 'the Bill' .. or Eastenders? - hard to tell where one finishes and the other starts..

The BBC1 announcer said the same thing lol

Andy From Sligo

Deleted User wrote: »

The BBC1 announcer said the same thing lol

haha - missed that

Andy From Sligo

I'm gonna say it ..... Mick's wife is a Real Munter! - there, off me chest now!