Eastenders [News, Spoilers and Discussion - from Jan 2018]

iamwhoiam

[Deleted User] wrote: »

if i hear Blue Moon Funerals. A good way to go or Alfie annoying ring tone ill scream what an annoying ringtone

As annoying as himself , I have to look away when he is on and his slapstick carry on

Red water will be mentioned at Christmas Kat and Alfie will dicuss her killer son

Andy From Sligo

i really looked forward to alfie coming back to walford - but now just seeing how wrong i was , he is so irritating me now .

cant be the actor himself because i believe he is a good actor - must be the writing at fault

So alfie gonna concert the loft into a bedroom so he’s gonna be the electrician also I sense a disaster coming

Is the loft an attic? because that sees Stacy and Martin were sleeping.

I give up trying to figure out where they all sleep

123balltv

Jack Branning should have bought the Slater's house rent galore
producers need to give out a claustrophobia warning before viewing

dee_mc

I saw something earlier that suggested as well as three bedrooms upstairs, there was a bedroom downstairs when Pat lived there.
I know that's still a serious overcrowding situation but at least it's one extra room!
Totally ridiculous, boring and unlikely storyline though. Alfie will no doubt try to knock a supporting wall or electrocute himself trying to rewire or whatever...
I know he was always a bit of a chancer and a cheeky chap but I don't ever remember Alfie outright lying to people and stealing from his friends and family?
I mean, borrowing and then selling Ian's tv, stealing the tv from Stacey's house to replace Ian's and lying about it, stealing Ian's coffee machine and lying about it - what happens when he's inevitably found out? I think Jean already mentioned the coffee machine opposite Ian?
I think the whole point of Alfie's character originally was that he was a bit of a chancer but he was fundemantally decent and had his heart in the right place.
Why do they have to give characters such personality transplants?
And don't even get me started on 'Blue Moon funerals (a good way to go)' - imagine we survived all the years without an undertaker in Walford, and now we have two!

Andy From Sligo

oh will they stop with the :

stupid stuart santa and L thing

The choir thing with jean

Kat and alfie

the stupid slaters the whole lot of them

and the tiff and her druggy mate

mind you if they took all that out there wouldnt be a programme to watch .. but I am getting so fed up with eastenders at the moment

and i want to know whats happening with mick in the klink ..

Pamela Landy

I was hoping she'd call the baby Ruth. Then in Londonish she'd be called Roof Slater.

Galwayguy35

I put the TV on mute now then Alfie and the Slaters come on, between him talking sh1te and Stacey and Kat screeching like hyenas it's just too much.

Andy From Sligo

Pamela Landy wrote: »

I was hoping she'd call the baby Ruth. Then in Londonish she'd be called Roof Slater.

haha good one

donkeykong5

Poor poor Linda. Ugh!

Andy From Sligo

this is such a stupid unbelievable storyline - i know she wants to get a confession out of stu but come on - its ridiculous! - let alone sick

iamwhoiam

I feel a bit sick watching Linda to be honest

zoe 3619

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

oh will they stop with the :

stupid stuart santa and L thing

The choir thing with jean

Kat and alfie

the stupid slaters the whole lot of them

and the tiff and her druggy mate

mind you if they took all that out there wouldnt be a programme to watch .. but I am getting so fed up with eastenders at the moment

and i want to know whats happening with mick in the klink ..

Could they not just give Jay the odd storyline?
Wouldn't have to be anything exciting,but he's the best character on there and going to waste while we watch the Carters and the Slaters on repeat.

JP Liz V1

I thought she called her Charlie, so it was Cherry after Alfie's mother, Kat has to have to some suspicions

iamwhoiam

Does Alfie own the Tardis they all live in ?

Goldengirl

[Deleted User] wrote: »

So alfie gonna concert the loft into a bedroom so he’s gonna be the electrician also I sense a disaster coming

Is the loft an attic? because that sees Stacy and Martin were sleeping.

I give up trying to figure out where they all sleep

Do you remember how he and Kat ended up homeless a few years ago with the twin babies and Tommy? He burnt the house down to claim the insurance, which he never got , and to cap it all, didn't know drunken Kat was in the house and she got burns on her face and neck...healed up nicely Kat! And all forgiven and forgotten now )

Andy From Sligo

iamwhoiam wrote: »

I feel a bit sick watching Linda to be honest

stuart talks and acts very creepily - i dont know whether its over-acting or what - he gives me the creeps tho

iamwhoiam

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

stuart talks and acts very creepily - i dont know whether its over-acting or what - he gives me the creeps tho

Oh absolutely , he freaks me out and I can't watch Linda put her herself at his mercy

JP Liz V1

iamwhoiam wrote: »

I feel a bit sick watching Linda to be honest

Me too, she is a rape victim and now Mick wants her to use sex to get Stuart to confess, let Mick stay in jail

Andy From Sligo

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Me too, she is a rape victim and now Mick wants her to use sex to get Stuart to confess, let Mick stay in jail

is mick forcing her to do it then - i thought she took it upon herself to get him to confess - i thought it was "her Plan" all along (the silly stupid mare)

JP Liz V1

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

is mick forcing her to do it then - i thought she took it upon herself to get him to confess - i thought it was "her Plan" all along (the silly stupid mare)

I thought it was a plan of her and Mick, did she hint that to Shirley?

Goldengirl

Goldengirl wrote: »

Do you remember how he and Kat ended up homeless a few years ago with the twin babies and Tommy? He burnt the house down to claim the insurance, which he never got , and to cap it all, didn't know drunken Kat was in the house and she got burns on her face and neck...healed up nicely Kat! And all forgiven and forgotten now )

I forgot all that happened lol

Riddle101

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Me too, she is a rape victim and now Mick wants her to use sex to get Stuart to confess, let Mick stay in jail

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I thought it was a plan of her and Mick, did she hint that to Shirley?

I don't think Mick knows what Linda is up to. I doubt he'd force her to do something like either. I think Linda is doing this on her own.

SAMTALK

Silly storyline with Linda considering her history !

I thought Alf won the lottery a while back ?

madnessnmayhem

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6485719/EastEnders-characters-Lofty-Holloway-Mary-Smith-return-Albert-Square.html

madnessnmayhem

madnessnmayhem wrote: »

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6485719/EastEnders-characters-Lofty-Holloway-Mary-Smith-return-Albert-Square.html

Confirmed to be fake on mobile can’t link you to prove though

JP Liz V1

Riddle101 wrote: »

I don't think Mick knows what Linda is up to. I doubt he'd force her to do something like either. I think Linda is doing this on her own.

Get him to confess by any means, did Shirley kinda say that to her, I'd say Stuart is playing Linda too, the whole thing is stupid

Andy From Sligo

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Get him to confess by any means, did Shirley kinda say that to her, I'd say Stuart is playing Linda too, the whole thing is stupid

is it gonna be one of those stupid and predictable 'mobile phone in pocket set to record as the other person confesses all' things that soaps seem to do per facto or are they going to come up with an original way this time I wonder?

donkeykong5

Deleted User wrote: »

madnessnmayhem wrote: »

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6485719/EastEnders-characters-Lofty-Holloway-Mary-Smith-return-Albert-Square.html

Confirmed to be fake on mobile can’t link you to prove though

Thought they were supposed to be back for doctors funeral?

Andy From Sligo

so last we saw of mick in the klink was when he bent that lag's hands back that licked a photo of linda yeah? - thats the last time i saw him on screen, but of course i might of missed some episodes

donkeykong5

Very very boring

casio4

stupid move by Linda how did she think he would just confess?

donkeykong5

Is it just the two of them in tonight's episode. ?

iamwhoiam

So uncomfortable watching this . This is a wiman who was raped in her home

Immortal Starlight

How stupid is Linda. Has she gone mental. This is ridiculous.

pjohnson

Uncle Fester has got some temper.

Immortal Starlight

Her child is in the house and she’s aggravating a psychopath. How stupid is she.

donkeykong5

Omg. Brilliant. Glad I watched it now.

iamwhoiam

Wow !! Wow , well done Linda

Shn99

Hon Linda

Immortal Starlight

Christ Almighty it’s Linda 007.

casio4

wow he confessed

donkeykong5

Cant believe I said it was boring . It's one of the best episodes ever.

dee_mc

That was a brilliant episode! I can't believe I'm using the word 'gripping' in relation to Eastenders but fair play, I didn't even cop that it was a two-hander until it had finished!
I fleetingly guessed she might have some kind of microphone in her hair, then forgot about it again until five minutes from the end!
On the less bright side, it means we'll be seeing Danny Dyer again before long

JP Liz V1

Linda must really really love Mick and how does he treat her, he kisses Whitney twice

Meauldsegosha

EastEnders always do two-handlers really well. It seems to bring the best out in the actors.

Andy From Sligo

creepy one tonight - i couldnt watch it all the way through it was making me feel physically sick watching them two cavorting like that - and i think they could have made it better , and maybe have linda come in and smash the bottle over stuarts head .

in real life now stuarts brief would be saying "me lord , my client was cajoled/tricked into saying that mick never shot him" or "mi lord , that is not stuarts voice and there is no video evidence" or "mi lord - under sub section 23 section 2 no recorded evidence is submitable in court without the accused being informed first that he was being recorded so it is void evidence your honor"

.. but in true EE style it will be submittable and mick will be out of prison ....

Andy From Sligo

she would have been stuffed if he said "ere Linda relax , let your hair down - i like it with your hair down better..."

SecretsOfEarth

This really needs a good dose of Janine...