Eastenders [News, Spoilers and Discussion - from Jan 2018]

Andy From Sligo

dee_mc wrote: »

They were originally introduced to the soap as owners of a restaurant - will that do ya? :rolleyes:
Not all people of Pakistani descent run corner shops when they move to the UK - perhaps the producers of Eastenders, like you, didn't like to "be stereotypical".

ooh blimey Burned!

anyway there is nowt wrong with Pakastani and Indian shopkeepers they work bloody damn hard , not afraid of work

fin12

dee_mc wrote: »

They were originally introduced to the soap as owners of a restaurant - will that do ya? :rolleyes:
Not all people of Pakistani descent run corner shops when they move to the UK - perhaps the producers of Eastenders, like you, didn't like to "be stereotypical".

The family were ridiculous, they were cast as a very religious Muslim family, yet every single member broke rules relating to their religion, that might be believable if it was maybe one or two members but the whole lot of them, no very unrealistic.

Hatshepsut

I see the old trout/Miss Piggy has boomeranged back from Oz.

Andy From Sligo

they do like to come back un-announced 'SURPRISE!' like - phil came back without letting anyone know that time as well ...

Hatshepsut

So true, no-one ever rings home to organise being picked up from the airport, asking them to have the kettle boiled or what's for the dinner when they get home

JP Liz V1

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

they do like to come back un-announced 'SURPRISE!' like - phil came back without letting anyone know that time as well ...

Mel and Hunter back too

Who is Hunter going to use the gun on, I am hoping mammy Mel

Pamela Landy

Shaping up to be Keanu.

2 episodes on BBC on Thursday; rugby on Friday.

Andy From Sligo

Pamela Landy wrote: »

Shaping up to be Keanu.

2 episodes on BBC on Thursday; rugby on Friday.

makes note on calendar - thanks.

football last Friday , rugby this Friday - its like no-one has ever heard of putting sports on a sports channel! ....

dundalkfc10

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

makes note on calendar - thanks.

football last Friday , rugby this Friday - its like no-one has ever heard of putting sports on a sports channel! ....

National Broadcaster has an obligation to show certain Sporting events live and free

iamwhoiam

Mels car is still dumped in woods ? And Rays body covered with a bit of dirt and leaves , yet no one had found them ?
Hunter is the least scary villian ever !

casio4

I wish that gun would go off in Hunters pocket and shoot himself

JP Liz V1

Denise looks great for 50

Hatshepsut

Such a pity neither of Denise's daughters- Chelsea or Libby could be bothered to show up for their Mam's big birthday bash. No facetime video or even a card- poor Denise! On the plus side she looked great.

JP Liz V1

Hatshepsut wrote: »

Such a pity neither of Denise's daughters- Chelsea or Libby could be bothered to show up for their Mam's big birthday bash. No facetime video or even a card- poor Denise! On the plus side she looked great.

Or also Shirley's daughter Carly as she was close with Denise

fin12

Did Louise say she wanted to die at 27 and be dead long before 50, what a gowl, I can imagine the mind numbing conversations you’d have with her.

donkeykong5

Hatshepsut wrote: »

Such a pity neither of Denise's daughters- Chelsea or Libby could be bothered to show up for their Mam's big birthday bash. No facetime video or even a card- poor Denise! On the plus side she looked great.

Well one of them is a busy nurse in a hospital.

Gulliver

A poem by Keanu

I was going down the market
Just lookin' for some socks
And there on Shrimpy's stall I saw
An old orange shoebox

Now something stirred within my loins
A feeling I couldn't place
For the colour, corners and the planes
Reminded me of Sharon's face

I miss your technicolour skin
Your most prodigious butt
I miss the fact that when we kiss
I get a paper cut

The girls my age don't interest me
They're vapid, vain and vile
But you, my angular angel
Have geometric style

Mena Mitty

Enjoyed reading Keanu's poem.

JP Liz V1

I was hoping Shirley or Mo would have been in the toilet to catch out Keanu and Sharon

fin12

Anyone have an attempt at a poem Sharon might compose?

JP Liz V1

fin12 wrote: »

Anyone have an attempt at a poem Sharon might compose?

I ain't no Miss Piggy
Or a model like Twiggy
But I get the fellas hot
With what I've got
Which is no Biggie

;) I tried

fin12

A poem by Sharon.

Keanu your like my canoe in the sea.
In the vast emptiness your like a refreshing tea.

Why Oh why I pushed you away
When really I wished to be with u in Sidney Bay.
I never wished to led you astray
But fell for you anyway.

My Phil is for financial reasons
Whose love is like a winter season.
Come back to me again my Keanu
And I promise our love will no longer be taboo.

madnessnmayhem

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I was hoping Shirley or Mo would have been in the toilet to catch out Keanu and Sharon

or even babe :eek:

iamwhoiam

Hunter needs a slap , cocky nasty little weasel

JP Liz V1

When is Bobby Beale released?

I like Mitch this time around and Bayley is great

donkeykong5

If Danny Dyer eats like that in real life than hes disgusting. Hopefully he was just acting !

Mrs cockett

I like the way Jay and Ruby are heading

iamwhoiam

donkeykong5 wrote: »

If Danny Dyer eats like that in real life than hes disgusting. Hopefully he was just acting !

OH my god he was disgusting .

iamwhoiam

Mrs cockett wrote: »

I like the way Jay and Ruby are heading

I just hope the writers dont go and ruin it all .

tiredblondie

iamwhoiam wrote: »

OH my god he was disgusting .

Disgusting way of eating - was hoping he'd stab himself in the face with the fork!!