being woken up by birds!

sligojoek

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

55 posts and No one suggested Andy from Sligo burns down his gaff?

Oh After Hours, I am disappoint.

I think that phrase was banned along with BTWP.

Hector Bellend

Get a bird into the bed beside you

Oldtree

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Get a bird into the bed beside you

OK I'll bite

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!
Or is it

bnt

Great, now the Starlings are back. Noisy little sods.

Andy From Sligo

Birds were back yesterday, no noise today from them , but the courier woke me up this morning knocking on the window! Noisy bleeder...

chicorytip

The Backwards Man wrote:

Definitely rats, they cheep and chitter just like birds. Every time you get awoken by the choir of birdsong, just remember it might well be a rat gnawing its way through your ceiling.

I am curious. How would rats become occupants of an attic in the first place? By having climbed up a drainpipe?

erica74

I fucking love the sound of birds singing, one of my favourite sounds.

breadbin

erica74 wrote: »

I fucking love the sound of birds singing, one of my favourite sounds.

Ha ha me too. Even magpies. It's great to be alive!

fergus1001

fergus1001 wrote:

Get out the slingshot and the sucky sweets

Can't believe no one picked up on the dunbelievables reference

Did you hear about the poor people in China

Ursummupet

fergus1001 wrote: »

Can't believe no one picked up on the dunbelievables reference

Did you hear about the poor people in China

What's that Martin?

Andy From Sligo

chicorytip wrote: »

I am curious. How would rats become occupants of an attic in the first place? By having climbed up a drainpipe?

just got a vision of a squirrel and the mission impossible music for some reason lol

breadbin

Hairy Japanese bastards!

Andy From Sligo

breadbin wrote: »

Ha ha me too. Even magpies. It's great to be alive!

ask me that, when i get woken up by the birds nibbling at the guttering or whatever they are doing and you might be shocked at the reply!

breadbin

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

ask me that, when i get woken up by the birds nibbling at the guttering or whatever they are doing and you might be shocked at the reply!

Well I used to live in a town and there'd be lads shouting and roaring all hours coming out of house parties so magpies are a welcome change! It's subjective:)

Andy From Sligo

breadbin wrote: »

Well I used to live in a town and there'd be lads shouting and roaring all hours coming out of house parties so magpies are a welcome change! It's subjective:)

well yeah, admittedly if i had the option between lads shouting coming out of house parties and magpies i would choose magpies ....

but if i had the ultimate option i would rather be not woken up by feckin anything!

oh, you ought to see what an miserable arse I am when i get woken up from a lovely deep sleep in the morning like that :eek:

fergus1001

Ursummupet wrote:

What's that Martin?

What are you going to get with all those tokens Martin

A mountain bike

MarkY91

I hate the birds chirping in summer at the crack of down around 4am. I'm such a light sleeper so they ruin my sleep often.

Cats and/or foxes are annoying sometimes too with their scary banshee howling

Andy From Sligo

MarkY91 wrote: »

I hate the birds chirping in summer at the crack of down around 4am. I'm such a light sleeper so they ruin my sleep often.

Cats and/or foxes are annoying sometimes too with their scary banshee howling

my dogs hate that howling - sends them crazy. and if they hear a fox howling on TV as well - theres an advert on at the moment where the woman is in the woods and some foxe's are chasing her - they nearly knock over the telly when that comes on

muppetshow1451

Get a shotgun and loads of ammo

Andy From Sligo

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

Get a shotgun and loads of ammo

yeah, and shoot meself, put me out of my misery ...