Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2018

niallo27

Lord TSC wrote: »

Liverpool fans chanting Suarez name and booing every time Evra gets the ball. Classy :rolleyes:

We are a great bunch of lads.

Drumpot

Lord TSC wrote: »

Liverpool fans chanting Suarez name and booing every time Evra gets the ball. Classy :rolleyes:

If you can’t support a guy who slags people according to their color or bites players “by accident” then football is dead to me.

limnam

niallo27 wrote: »

We are a great bunch of lads.

Wasn't expecting to see you until you were up by 4 or 5

ebbsy

Nobody who has ever played for Utd is fit to lace up the shoes of King Luis.

limnam

ebbsy wrote: »

Nobody who has ever played for Utd is fit to lace up the shoes of King Luis.

Lee Martin?

Get out of it.

Unearthly

Liverpool in 2nd. They are daring to dream again

Will I Am Not

Unearthly wrote: »

Liverpool in 2nd. They are daring to dream again

Will there be a book???

limnam

Unearthly wrote: »

Liverpool in 2nd. They are daring to dream again

They also have the form league trophy in the cabinet.

Trigger

ebbsy wrote: »

Nobody who has ever played for Utd is fit to lace up the shoes of King Luis.

That’s the post you are using to try take one for the team per the Liverpool thread.. Jaysus ebbsy, that doesn’t even look like it will get you a handjob off the lads let alone a card

limnam

astradave wrote: »

That’s the post you are using to try take one for the team per the Liverpool thread.. Jaysus ebbsy, that doesn’t even look like it will get you a handjob off the lads let alone a card

He waited 20 minutes too

The hammers goal must have put his breaks on :pac:

J. Marston

"Ha ha, Liverpool ahead of us and playing football we could only dream about. Idiots."

Drumpot

Looked to see what game was on at 5.30. Watford v Everton. Looks like all Tv stations wanted to use up all their Sh*t game quotas for the month in one day.

Might give Sky a call and cancel sports, feel like they should be paying me to watch that crap !

niallo27

J. Marston wrote: »

"Ha ha, Liverpool ahead of us and playing football we could only dream about. Idiots."

Well in fairness it must be slightly worrying when utd were so far ahead of Liverrpool.

Trigger

Drumpot wrote: »

Looked to see what game was on at 5.30. Watford v Everton. Looks like all Tv stations wanted to use up all their Sh*t game quotas for the month in one day.

Might give Sky a call and cancel sports, feel like they should be paying me to watch that crap !

That’s where IPTV is your friend..

Drumpot

astradave wrote: »

That’s where IPTV is your friend..

Must google that, haven’t a clue what it is!

StringerBell

niallo27 wrote: »

Well in fairness it must be slightly worrying when utd were so far ahead of Liverrpool.

Our own form is a concern, but not in relation to Liverpool. More just in relation to we want to be playing better and more consistent. The rest takes care of itself.

Will I Am Not

astradave wrote: »

That’s the post you are using to try take one for the team per the Liverpool thread.. Jaysus ebbsy, that doesn’t even look like it will get you a handjob off the lads let alone a card

Oh My God!!!
I just had a look at his previous posts. That’s really, really embarrassing

That’s close your account stuff right there.

“Hey lads. I’m off to the United thread to give them hell because Liverpool won...
Rabble rabble King Luis... I sure showed them ruffians”

Jesus f*cking wept. I wouldn’t even report that out of pity.

Liam McPoyle

ebbsy wrote: »

Nobody who has ever played for Utd is fit to lace up the shoes of King Luis.

It's great not having to check results to know how the teams around us have done, just pop in here and play spot the stupid posts.

limnam

Will I Am Not wrote: »

Oh My God!!!
I just had a look at his previous posts. That’s really, really embarrassing

That’s close your account stuff right there.

It got better when he congratulated himself after it...

pjohnson

"King Luis" who the **** is that?

niallo27

You guys are not taking this well I see.

pjohnson

niallo27 wrote: »

You guys are not taking this well I see.

Taking what?

I'm confused...

StringerBell

niallo27 wrote: »

You guys are not taking this well I see.

Taking what well?

If you mean the burn, no, it was a deep burn. Will take some time to recover.

limnam

niallo27 wrote: »

You guys are not taking this well I see.

C'mon

We all appreciate a carefully crafted trolol.

That was bloody embarrassing.

Adamcp898

niallo27 wrote: »

You guys are not taking this well I see.

Remember, don't let it slip.

smileyj1987

Drumpot wrote: »

If you can’t support a guy who slags people according to their color or bites players “by accident” then football is dead to me.

also not dead when a player misses a test by accident and gets paid for it aswell. also seem to remember a French man kung fu kicking a fan was it dead from that day aswell ?

hufpc8w3adnk65

right.. back to talking about United. Ebbsy & niallo27 If ye want to talk about Liverpool go back to the pool thread

Trigger

Edit: sorry Mac didn’t see your post, delete if you want

Drumpot

Pages and pages of United fans bickering and we have a Liverpool fan to thank for helping to unite factions...

pjohnson

Whoops: sorry @MrMac should I delete or will you?

limnam

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Trigger

Sorry for the off topic but

COME ON SCOTLAND!

Fancy your chances tomorrow ?

Both teams patchy enough form. Score draw I reckon.

beno619

FutureGuy wrote: »

If United don't go out and try to beat a poor Chelsea tomorrow, it'll be a disaster.

I wan't this negative since some of the bad results under Moyes.

Poor Chelsea who just went toe toe with Barca ?

Your setting yourself up for disappointment.

Trigger

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Fancy your chances tomorrow ?

Both teams patchy enough form. Score draw I reckon.

Personally I’d fancy our chances against anyone at home.. can’t speak for others though

StringerBell

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Fancy your chances tomorrow ?

Both teams patchy enough form. Score draw I reckon.

Really could be anything, we need a win. I imagine Jose will be happy enough to not lose but for the squad, morale, confidence, momentum etc we need that win. Would provide a great boost right now.

I can't call it though

What I will say is that at least at home we have attempted to impose ourselves and look to beat the rivals.

wanderer100

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Fancy your chances tomorrow ?

Both teams patchy enough form. Score draw I reckon.

At home yes. If we were away then hell no. Hard to predict what's gonna happen tomorrow with both teams form atm

StringerBell

Have I missed a meltdown on this thread or something? Pretty sure I've been here for the last while and haven't seen one but judging on some comments elsewhere I feel like I must have missed a few lads breaking the computer screens?

Anybody who is butthurt about today or if results today have surprised anybody can you raise your hand and move to the side of the room so I can see you?

hufpc8w3adnk65

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Fancy your chances tomorrow ?

Both teams patchy enough form. Score draw I reckon.

Not really... we haven’t played great consistently all season. I expect to see sit back similar to last season. It will still be madness in here either way tomorrow.

Lord TSC

StringerBell wrote: »

Have I missed a meltdown on this thread or something? Pretty sure I've been here for the last while and haven't seen one but judging on some comments elsewhere I feel like I must have missed a few lads breaking the computer screens?

Anybody who is butthurt about today or if results today have surprised anybody can you raise your hand and move to the side of the room so I can see you?

Quite the opposite, just a continuation of a mostly calm discussion that's been happening all day. Liverpool winning is relevant to the discussion but no meltdown.

Ah yes, the willy waving already...so predictable :P

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

pjohnson wrote: »

"King Luis" who the **** is that?

Luis Garcia

plastic glass

Lord TSC wrote: »

Liverpool fans chanting Suarez name and booing every time Evra gets the ball. Classy :rolleyes:

Wow! The absolute bastards. Liverpool fans booing an ex Man U player. How dare they? What next? Liverpool fans celebrating going ahead of Man U in the league?

Will I Am Not

Warm up your hands lads. It’s head patting time!!!

Lord TSC

plastic glass wrote: »

Wow! The absolute bastards. Liverpool fans booing an ex Man U player. How dare they? What next? Liverpool fans celebrating going ahead of Man U in the league?

They were also chanting "one lying bastard" at him as well, so it's slightly more than just being an "ex Man U player", but I think you lot already know that

pjohnson

Will I Am Not wrote: »

Warm up your hands lads. It’s head patting time!!!

Chin scratching and bellyrubs aswell.

xtal191

astradave wrote: »

That’s where IPTV is your friend..

Any chance you could pm me what IPTV you're using? I've been looking into them recently but just cant decide on one, there's so many different ones.

Liam O

I'd definitely rather be in second place, out of the FA Cup, a game more played and one better GD tbf. Oh wait...

plastic glass

Lord TSC wrote: »

They were also chanting "one lying bastard" at him as well, so it's slightly more than just being an "ex Man U player", but I think you lot already know that

Mr. Bell. Maybe they think he is lying about his claims of having 24 siblings? Or then again maybe not.

pjohnson

plastic glass wrote: »

Mr. Bell. Maybe they think he is lying about his claims of having 24 siblings? Or then again maybe not.

Try again