Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2018

J. Marston

Thought I wouldn't see a more miserable performance than Chelsea this weekend but we're doing our best to outdo them.

S.M.B.

Last 5 minutes have been a little bit better. Hope we get a goal soon and put that sloppy pass behind us.

Not sure if we can score 3 so we better not concede.

Hococop

Just there Valencia had a chance to cross but didn't, that's what we need in the team someone who can cross

Lord TSC

And Sanchez, the one player who looks like he might create something, goes down hurt.

Why do they keep booing Young?

Trigger

Sanchez hurt?

Hococop

Seems ok

pjohnson

All the excuses that Pogba in a three would make him "world class". He doesn't put in the basic simple work.

Trigger

Lord TSC wrote: »

And Sanchez, the one player who looks like he might create something, goes down hurt.

Why do they keep booing Young?

Did he dive to win a Peno againstbthem or something? Maybe something from his Villa days

KH25

Lord TSC wrote: »

And Sanchez, the one player who looks like he might create something, goes down hurt.

Why do they keep booing Young?

Think he had a fairly shocking dive for a penalty a few years back.

jayo26

Lord TSC wrote: »

And Sanchez, the one player who looks like he might create something, goes down hurt.

Why do they keep booing Young?

Did he win a penalty against them a while Back? Dive i think.

Crimson King

Hococop wrote: »

Just there Valencia had a chance to cross but didn't, that's what we need in the team someone who can cross

With Lukaka up front it's a crime how little service he gets. United are a team who has always had the best wingers/ crossers. Shameful really.

BenK

Ashley Young's time in United's first team should really be over at this stage. Find him so frustrating to watch.

bangkok

Ashley young is hated by opposition fans as he is one of the biggest divers in the league

KH25

Crimson King wrote: »

Hococop wrote: »

Just there Valencia had a chance to cross but didn't, that's what we need in the team someone who can cross

With Lukaka up front it's a crime how little service he gets. United are a team who has always had the best wingers/ crossers. Shameful really.

There’s hardly anyone who can deliver a good ball from the wing. Valencia lost his old ability to do it.

Trigger

Sanchez puts in loads of work and then Jesse decks it up with an awful touch.. it’s one of those days

Dave0301

What does Shaw have to do to get a game ahead of Young!?

I think the whole of the Utd squad are wearing John Terry boots at the moment

I think we will equalize before half time tho

J. Marston

I miss wingers.

Give me 82 crosses against Fulham over this trash.

Hococop

We are slow to counter attack and attack in general, palace have time for form the lines, then they can pressure us and we panic and play it back

PhlegmyMoses

KH25 wrote: »

There’s hardly anyone who can deliver a good ball from the wing. Valencia lost his old ability to do it.

Lukaku. Our best crosser is our 6ft 4in striker

Trigger

bangkok wrote: »

Ashley young is hated by opposition fans as he is one of the biggest divers in the league

Written like a daily mail headline

Drumpot

As game goes on , hopefully palace get nervy.

Jose looks quite calm on sideline. Goal was a deflected shot , it’s not like palace were peppering United’s goal, not sure what people are getting all upset about....

When Utd move it out wide can they you know, actually cross the ball

KH25

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

KH25 wrote: »

There’s hardly anyone who can deliver a good ball from the wing. Valencia lost his old ability to do it.

Lukaku. Our best crosser is our 6ft 4in striker

Somewhat defeats the point

Hococop

Pogba having a poor first half especially

J. Marston

Wonder what Pogba's pass accuracy is at? 46%?

ShaneU

Their right back is having his second start in the league and Young refuses to run at him, get Shaw on.

Ordinary man

nobody is making runs off the ball, too easy for the defenders

Quandary

There aren't many teams in the l3ague playing worse football than us right now.

Slow, turgid, unimaginative and desperately predictable.

All that coupled with the players not completing 5 yard passes and falling over the ball.

Pogba in particular has been shockingly poor.

Bitterly disappointing, and infuriating.

adox

Drumpot wrote: »

As game goes on , hopefully palace get nervy.

Jose looks quite calm on sideline. Goal was a deflected shot , it’s not like palace were peppering United’s goal, not sure what people are getting all upset about....

Because it’s been mostly sh1te from Utd. Playing at a snails pace.

Liam McPoyle

Sanchez the only one showing a bit of bite.

BenK

ShaneU wrote: »

Their right back is having his second start in the league and Young refuses to run at him, get Shaw on.

Which is quite funny considering Young used to play as a winger!

Hococop

In the last few weeks have we forgotten how to pass?

Sgt Pepper 64

Quandary wrote: »

There aren't many teams in the l3ague playing worse football than us right now.

Slow, turgid, unimaginative and desperately predictable.

All that coupled with the players not completing 5 yard passes and falling over the ball.

Pogba in particular has been shockingly poor.

Bitterly disappointing, and infuriating.

errr obviously you didnt watch my beloved Chelsea yesterday

although we got the 5 yard pass ok, just in our own half :D

and theres arsenal! :D:D

Islander13

Hococop wrote: »

In the last few weeks have we forgotten how to pass?

Think it was around August 2013

ElChe32

No one out there taking the game by scruff. No drive out there at all . Absolutely dreadful first half.

Mr.Crinklewood

This is shocking.

Lord TSC

We can't afford to let in early goals cause we struggle breaking down buses.

Which is made worse by our insistence at spending the first ten minutes of games looking nervous and giving out free goals.

Quandary

Sanchez not far behind Pogba in terms of pure sh1tness

Liam McPoyle

Wtf is going on with our passing?

Pure exaggeration in here

It's been Sloppy from the whole team, that's it at the moment

Trigger

Need to be taken more shots like that.. seem to be trying to walk it in

kona

Not entirely unexpected this. Didnt expect much before the game either.

Lord TSC

I see Paris, I see France
I see Scott's Underpants.

J. Marston

Fúck these players, to be honest. Chelsea lose yesterday, Liverpool go ahead of us and they put on this performance against one of the worst teams in the league.

Also, fúck Mourinho if he doesn't change to wingers in the second half.

bangkok

Sanchez passing has been brutal

Trigger

bangkok wrote: »

Sanchez passing has been brutal

At least he is ****in trying something

LuckyGent88

Woeful performance. Unfortunately it’s something iv come to expect. Just a bunch of individuals out into a team.

Ordinary man

like watching a pub team on a sunday morning who were partying all night.

Hococop

That was a simple pass young and you ****ed it up, how??????