Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2018

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pjohnson wrote: »

If anyone wants a laugh West Ham are fúcking melting.

Joe Hart with another howler but he’s better then De Gea people would try and have you believe

limnam

pjohnson wrote: »

If anyone wants a laugh West Ham are fúcking melting.

6th is a EL spot as City won the LC right?

Burnely could knock Arsenal off it if that's the case and Arseal would need to win the EL to get into europe?

It'd be hilarious

Cantona's Collars

Watching Joe Hart drop a simple shot and conceding a goal makes me appreciate De Gea even more.

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Cantona's Collars wrote: »

https://twitter.com/TheThrill1513/status/972483154677149697

This kid knew what was about to happen.

That’s a very strange American accent. He’s watching the match on an American sports station so he must be in the states right?

jayo26

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Ah lad, would ya cheer up ffs

Be happy at that win Jesus

I'd buy ya a whiskey if I could, have a laugh and a smile

Some people can't do that.

Football can't be played 100 percent perfect it's not possible players should be allowed express themselves and the top players are the ones that express themselves the best.

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MrMac84 wrote: »

That’s a very strange American accent. He’s watching the match on an American sports station so he must be in the states right?

I went there earlier for the game,had a Wendy's burger, yum.
Thanks to science, I'm in Thailand now watching West Ham fans going nuts.

pjohnson

deaddonkey15 wrote: »

Get caught in possession immediately after it though.

Suprised you didn't mention the OG aswell.

Lord TSC

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

I went there earlier for the game,had a Wendy's burger, yum.
Thanks to science, I'm in Thailand now watching West Ham fans going nuts.

My trips to Thailand usually contain similar levels of penetration too, to be honest.

Trigger

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

I went there earlier for the game,had a Wendy's burger, yum.
Thanks to science, I'm in Thailand now watching West Ham fans going nuts.

West Ham fans are ****in shocking, led to this happening

https://twitter.com/skyjohnnyp/status/972510889298612227?s=21

jayo26

Lord TSC wrote: »

My trips to Thailand usually contain similar levels of penetration too, to be honest.

That sounds so wrong Lol.

yabadabado

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

I went there earlier for the game,had a Wendy's burger, yum.
Thanks to science, I'm in Thailand now watching West Ham fans going nuts.

Did you not have the Subway signature ™ ?

Must have seen 20 ad's for that earlier.

Lord TSC

jayo26 wrote: »

That sounds so wrong Lol.

jayo26

Am l the only one here that would enjoy a Chelsea win this evening?

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yabadabado wrote: »

Did you not have the Subway signature ™ ?

Must have seen 20 ad's for that earlier.

Nah,was full after the burger. Could have gotten a good deal on insurance too only for the fact I renewed last week.

Cantona's Collars

Moyes really has the brown touch.

Everything he's touched post Everton has turned to Sh1te.

AidoEirE

pjohnson wrote: »

If anyone wants a laugh West Ham are fúcking melting.

Ah dont say that, they are my boards league team on pro evo. On E form all season

Lord TSC

jayo26 wrote: »

Am l the only one here that would enjoy a Chelsea win this evening?

Quite happy to see them continue to implode tbh. It does amazing damage to the "Jose was the issue at Chelsea" narrative that pops up.

jayo26

Lord TSC wrote: »

Quite happy to see them continue to implode tbh. It does amazing damage to the "Jose was the issue at Chelsea" narrative that pops up.

Ahh we are slowly putting the can't win against top six theory to bed too we have loads of points points I think so far this season beat city and arsenal that's loads more points.

Rossi IRL

pjohnson wrote: »

If anyone wants a laugh West Ham are fúcking melting.

Better yet, watch it with mexican commentary.

The endless "gooaaallllll" and the Mexican twang on "ginger Mourihno"

Great stuff

J. Marston

astradave wrote: »

West Ham fans are ****in shocking, led to this happening

https://twitter.com/skyjohnnyp/status/972510889298612227?s=21

More nonsense...

https://streamable.com/jj4u2

https://streamable.com/d9ddc

They should be looking at a points deduction. League would be much better off without them and their wannabe still-think-it's-the-80's hardman shtick.

deaddonkey15

pjohnson wrote: »

Suprised you didn't mention the OG aswell.

Well it is what happens when you sit back and invite pressure as much as we did in the second half. Similarly the risk of giving away a penalty is also increased when the ball is continuously coming into the box and Liverpool had 3 fairly legitimate claims for a penalty today in my opinion. I felt a Liverpool goal was coming one way or another in that second half and I doubt I'm alone in saying that. Good result though, and I suppose the end justifies the means,but I thought the 2nd half performance was disappointing.

Trigger

https://twitter.com/footyaccums/status/972480514107084801?s=21

Trigger

jayo26 wrote: »

Ahh we are slowly putting the can't win against top six theory to bed too we have 9 points I think so far this season beat city and arsenal that's 15 points.

We’ve beaten spurs arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool haven’t we? With a draw against pool too

Trigger

J. Marston wrote: »

More nonsense...

https://streamable.com/jj4u2

https://streamable.com/d9ddc

They should be looking at a points deduction. League would be much better off without them and their wannabe still-think-it's-the-80's hardman shtick.

The stewards are laughable in fairness.. miles away from them and casually strolling over

jayo26

astradave wrote: »

We’ve beaten spurs arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool haven’t we? With a draw against pool too

I was just testing to see who reads my posts hahaha

Lord TSC

I saw a table midweek that had us second on goal difference in a "top six" table. That was before the win vs Pool so I'd imagine we are solidly second now.

limnam

Lord TSC wrote: »

I saw a table midweek that had us second on goal difference in a "top six" table. That was before the win vs Pool so I'd imagine we are solidly second now.

You going to the dark side making up your own tables?:pac:

bangkok

Lord TSC wrote: »

My trips to Thailand usually contain similar levels of penetration too, to be honest.

Well done. Dirtbird

Will I Am Not

jayo26 wrote: »

Same here there was no influx into the pool thread which is the way it should be we are a classy bunch when we want to be

We should have all arrived in for a belly rub.

Lord TSC

I wish we had gotten Willian last summer when we tried. He's brilliant.

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https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/972514406386028545

VW 1

What combo on MOTD could get most bitter salty satisfaction for us.

By that I mean, who to partner Danny Murphy.

Probably Shearer, hopefully.

Keown would do nicely also.

So enjoyable that first half, and nervy for the second after bailly made his faux pas.

What an enjoyable game.

Whatsisname

VW 1 wrote: »

What combo on MOTD could get most bitter salty satisfaction for us.

By that I mean, who to partner Danny Murphy.

Probably Shearer, hopefully.

Keown would do nicely also.

So enjoyable that first half, and nervy for the second after bailly made his faux pas.

What an enjoyable game.

Has he been a commentator since his antics when United played Yeovil does anyone know? He makes Souness look neutral.

Hahaha utd win, Ireland win, England bet hahahah what a day

Oh and **** Liverpool

Super!!!!!

VW 1

VW 1 wrote: »

What combo on MOTD could get most bitter salty satisfaction for us.

By that I mean, who to partner Danny Murphy.

Probably Shearer, hopefully.

Keown would do nicely also.

So enjoyable that first half, and nervy for the second after bailly made his faux pas.

What an enjoyable game.

2 Danny Murphy's?

brinty

Love you all folks
And I'm off to America in the morning

brinty

brinty wrote: »

Love you all folks
And I'm off to America in the morning

Enjoy and safe journey bud

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brinty wrote: »

Love you all folks
And I'm off to America in the morning

Bring me back a Wendy’s please

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brinty wrote: »

Love you all folks
And I'm off to America in the morning

You do know they have internet over there.

brinty

It's west cost and for work so doubt I'm available fur the bants but I'll check in on ye all to make sure you're behaving

And I think the girls have plans for me so I might be even more tied up

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brinty wrote: »

It's west cost and for work so doubt I'm available fur the bants but I'll check in on ye all to make sure you're behaving

The most exotic place my job sends me is Dingle. I need a new job

brinty

Boston Delightful Shrew wrote:

The most exotic place my job sends me is Dingle. I need a new job

Joys of working in tech mate

jayo26

brinty wrote: »

It's west cost and for work so doubt I'm available fur the bants but I'll check in on ye all to make sure you're behaving

And I think the girls have plans for me so I might be even more tied up

Don't get arrested in any compromising situations.

brinty

jayo26 wrote:

Don't get arrested in any compromising situations.

Hahaha I'll try not to but we'll see how it goes

Mr.Crinklewood

MrMac84 wrote: »

The most exotic place my job sends me is Dingle. I need a new job

Fungi!!!!!

X

DM_7

Delighted for Rashford.

Hope he parties like brinty would if he was a 20 yeard old footballer.

So 7 of his 16 premier league goals are v top 6 sides? Loves the big games.

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https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/972456548432826371

jayo26

MrMac84 wrote: »

The most exotic place my job sends me is Dingle. I need a new job

Lucky you my job sends me to the little office in spare room of my house.

Cantona's Collars

The second best attack in the league had their last shot on target in the 31st minute today. We just didn't play fair by tackling and marking them.

jayo26

Some pass from zaha