Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2018

Lord TSC

I know its Liverpool, but I do enjoy seeing Spurs have their hearts broken too.

Drumpot

Lord TSC wrote: »

I know its Liverpool, but I do enjoy seeing Spurs have their hearts broken too.

Spoke too soon.... better if pool have their hearts ripped out in last minute. This could be a very satisfying end to the weekend!

Lord TSC

Haha, this has been a brilliant 10 minutes....

Hococop

Best result we could ask for

Lord TSC

And it was Van Dijk as well.

Lovely jubbly. Perfect result.

AidoEirE

Cant wait for klopp to have a meltdown post match interview

duffman13

J. Marston

Sour Klopp.

Delicious.

TheDoctor

Soft soft pen

yabadabado

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hufpc8w3adnk65

What’s the phrase lads??? “Delighted” wasn’t it?

bangkok

bangkok wrote: »

I hope it a 3-3 draw, lots of mistakes, 4 red cards, deli alli attacks a supporter gets a 9 month ban, gerrard slips in the studio and van dijk scores an og

Close enough

wanderer100

Softest pen I have ever seen but who cares!! Brilliant result that

pjohnson

AidoEirE wrote: »

Cant wait for klopp to have a meltdown post match interview

Hes one of the ladz. Its fine just bantz

J. Marston

Don't see how it was soft? The most expensive defender in history belted a player across the back of the legs.

Penalty all day.

Giggsy11

Klopp making one more CB poor?

Lord TSC

TheDoctor wrote: »

Soft soft pen

Don't think it was. Lamela oversold it, but Van Dijk still kicked him in the leg, and missed the ball by a mile. As clear a penalty as you'll see imo.

Just need Watford to do a job now, and we'll have had a perfect weekend.

Drumpot

Over the last 5 years Liverpool games and results have been the most satisfying.... The gift that keeps on giving and giving and g........

Adamcp898

Has that man ever managed to lose a game graciously?

Cantona's Collars

pjohnson wrote: »

Hes one of the ladz. Its fine just bantz

Jose will get a ban on the back of it.

hufpc8w3adnk65

TheDoctor wrote: »

Soft soft pen

The first yes... second no

Quandary

That was most delicious

jayo26

All I'll say is after that performance they can never talk about United sitting back against a top team. They had less then 20 percent possession up to the time spurs scored and only woke up then.

J. Marston

Souness .

hufpc8w3adnk65

ziggyman17

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Wow... some sense of entitlement there.

Maybe people love Pep because he is f*cking AMAZING at his job and his teams play amazing football and win sh*tloads. When United were playing amazing football and winning infinite under Fergie they were the media darlings and rightly so.

The concept that "they should love us because we're man united and look at our history" is pretty much what United fans have laughed at Liverpool fans for saying for the last 30 years. Laughable.

he has spent half a billion and so far has won **** all...

AidoEirE

Rub salt in the wound Kane is on tv as well, they're raging in the other thread id say

Giggsy11

Very good result for us.

StringerBell

This is why I'm interested to see how it goes when the cl is back. Klopp teams fatigue badly due to the effort they put in. Two big games a week for them will be welcome.

Turtwig

StringerBell wrote: »

This is why I'm interested to see how it goes when the cl is back. Klopp teams fatigue badly due to the effort they put in. Two big games a week for them will be welcome.

They were incredibly leggy with a half hour to go. I thought though this season they were supposedly rotating a lot more? It doesn't bode well for them. They're not covering the spaces and still playing with a system that needs them to be covered perfectly. They are by and large woeful at closing out a game.

Cantona's Collars

StringerBell wrote: »

This is why I'm interested to see how it goes when the cl is back. Klopp teams fatigue badly due to the effort they put in. Two big games a week for them will be welcome.

Ran around like lunatics pressing everything in the first half. Spurs settled and owned them in the second half as Liverpool tired. It's all well and good scoring 3 or 4 after pressing and charging around but not doing that gives them problems,no difference from Rodgers time there.

Drumpot

Klopp accuses ref of bad decisions against pool and doesn’t get pulled up on it. It’s “understandable” as Souness puts it. Amazing the way this understandable reaction to disappointment is not afforded to Jose.

J. Marston

AidoEirE wrote: »

Rub salt in the wound Kane is on tv as well, they're raging in the other thread id say

They're too busy trying to convince themselves that Karius played well.

niallo27

Don't ever change guys. Don't ever change.

hufpc8w3adnk65

niallo27 wrote: »

Don't ever change guys. Don't ever change.

Don’t ye change either champ!!#laughingstockallthetime

Cantona's Collars

From the official LFC forum.

'I hope Moss’ family get cancer and die. And hope his seeds get cancer too.'

Stay classy lads.Stay classy.

bangkok

Pochetino is a class act. Pity he will end up at real madrid next summer

Giggsy11

niallo27 wrote: »

Don't ever change guys. Don't ever change.

Sure, as long as the clown show continues

bangkok

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

From the official LFC forum.

'I hope Moss’ family get cancer and die. And hope his seeds get cancer too.'

Stay classy lads.Stay classy.

Theres always clowns on the internet, on every forum, social media etc. Wouldnt take any notice of it

niallo27

niallo27 wrote: »

Don't ever change guys. Don't ever change.

Tbf, Liverpool always bring the comedy

Their 75 million defender gives away a penalty in the last minute of the game

It's hilarious

Lord TSC

bangkok wrote: »

Pochetino is a class act. Pity he will end up at real madrid next summer

Tbh, I hate how Spurs act when they start struggling. There's a group who get very physically aggressive, needlessly, led by Alli.

hufpc8w3adnk65

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

From the official LFC forum.

'I hope Moss’ family get cancer and die. And hope his seeds get cancer too.'

Stay classy lads.Stay classy.

Nice lads the scousers!

Cantona's Collars

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

From the official LFC forum.

'I hope Moss’ family get cancer and die. And hope his seeds get cancer too.'

Stay classy lads.Stay classy.

Disgraceful

bangkok

I actually find it funny that some are taking the piss conceding a last min goal to spurs when we only played them 4 days ago and got hammered all over the pitch by them!!

jayo26

niallo27 wrote: »

Don't ever change guys. Don't ever change.

Amusing

jayo26

bangkok wrote: »

I actually find it funny that some are taking the piss conceding a last min goal to spurs when we only played them 4 days ago and got hammered all over the pitch by them!!

Who is taking the piss for conceding the goal? I think most are taking the piss with the reactions and hatred of all things the go against them no one is really laughing over the actual result. But hey that's football and we love it.

Andrew Beef

Do you remember the hard time Jaap Stam was given when he had a dodgy World Cup in 1998 and a relatively inauspicious start at United?

If Virgil Van Dijk was playing for United, the media would be tearing him apart! The guy has been shambolic; only £14m cheaper than Paul Pogba!

The Irish government should have sent Southampton to negotiate with the Troika.

Cantona's Collars

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Tbf, Liverpool always bring the comedy

Their 75 million defender gives away a penalty in the last minute of the game

It's hilarious

Well Klopp did say he was trying to get VVD to defend "the Liverpool way".

fyfe79

Andrew Beef wrote: »

If Virgil Van Dijk was playing for United, the media would be tearing him apart! The guy has been shambolic; only £14m cheaper than Paul Pogba!

Gotta have a reply to this. Van Dijk played well today. It's clear from the replays behind the goal that Lamela wasn't touched - Van Dijk saw him coming and pulled out. Lamela dived, simple as. I thought it was a penalty at first too but the replays from behind the goal are conclusive. Wrong call.

In regards his overall performance since joining, it's been fine. He had no real pre-season with Southampton and didn't really feature much for them before January. He's also now joined a new club playing a different system and with new team-mates.

Very easy to say he's been shambolic (especially here) but it's just not true. His only blunder has been the Swansea goal and for that reason I rate his overall performance as fine. Otherwise I would say he's been very good, while getting better as he gains full fitness.

hufpc8w3adnk65

fyfe79 wrote: »

Gotta have a reply to this. Van Dijk played well today. It's clear from the replays behind the goal that Lamela wasn't touched - Van Dijk saw him coming and pulled out. Lamela dived, simple as. I thought it was a penalty at first too but the replays from behind the goal are conclusive. Wrong call.

In regards his overall performance since joining, it's been fine. He had no real pre-season with Southampton and didn't really feature much for them before January. He's also now joined a new club playing a different system and with new team-mates.

Very easy to say he's been shambolic (especially here) but it's just not true. His only blunder has been the Swansea goal and for that reason I rate his overall performance as fine. Otherwise I would say he's been very good, while getting better as he gains full fitness.

5 Games
9 goals against
No clean sheets!

Thanks for popping in tho
#laughingstockallthetime