Sex party, have you ever been?

fullstop

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Does 'due diligence' include making sure that you're not supporting sex trafficking?

No, it involves not believing made up stories on the internet

AndrewJRenko

fullstop wrote: »

No, it involves not believing made up stories on the internet

So you're saying that sex trafficking doesn't happen in Ireland?

Gimme A Pound

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

So you're saying that sex trafficking doesn't happen in Ireland?

"So you're saying" when they didn't say that at all.

Come on, Andy - looking for arguments can't be much fun. They're saying PPL's stories are made up.

grindle

Rene Raspy Hall wrote: »

They're saying PPL's stories are made up.

Ridiculous, they couldn't be. He's the realest real man I don't know.

AndrewJRenko

Rene Raspy Hall wrote: »

Come on, Andy - looking for arguments can't be much fun. They're saying PPL's stories are made up.

That's a given, for sure. But people do use prostitutes, and some prostitutes are victims of sex trafficing.

Pintman Paddy Losty

No lies being told here compares.

ToddyDoody

I read that too much is being expected of sex nowadays. That it assumed a magical / numinous quality that was once the domain of religion. That a key to better sex is to remove the weight of this otherworldly element and put it back into some sort of a religious form, so that sex is no longer shattered under the weight of being an avenue to the numinous.

The things I read.

QuintusFabius

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

One piece of advice when going to sex parties or visiting professional women is to only go based on solid recommendations.

Ended up back in a flat with a bird a couple of days ago. I was walking around the ilac centre and ended up with the horn of gondor on me looking at young ones going around in yoga pants. Got straight on the escort website and just picked the first one I saw. No due diligence done.

Terrible experience. She was Romanian or Bulgarian or something. Must have been well in to her late 30s. Definitely had a good few miles on the clock by the time I got to her. Head like a melted wellie. Thick troweled on make up and a cheap lipstick. Smell of Adidas sport perfume. Nearly turned on my heels but hadn't time to find another bird.

Tried chatting to her. Barely spoke English. Didn't find any of my jokes funny. Obviously went over her head. Normally I like to have a bit of a laugh with the birds I score but not this day. I just got down to business. Whipped off the wranglers and went to get started. She had a fanny like a hippos yawn. A hippo with a scraggly beard and questionable hygiene. Aroma that would curdle milk. Desperate stuff.

First time ever I backed out at that point. Made my apologies and left. Was in foul humour for the evening. So word of warning. Do your due diligence before attending sex parties or one on one no strings attached stuff.

Good man Paddy, I'd say it looked like a dropped kebab on a barbershop floor ?
Must have put the love truncheon to sleep immediately.

Hector Savage

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

One piece of advice when going to sex parties or visiting professional women is to only go based on solid recommendations.

Ended up back in a flat with a bird a couple of days ago. I was walking around the ilac centre and ended up with the horn of gondor on me looking at young ones going around in yoga pants. Got straight on the escort website and just picked the first one I saw. No due diligence done.

Terrible experience. She was Romanian or Bulgarian or something. Must have been well in to her late 30s. Definitely had a good few miles on the clock by the time I got to her. Head like a melted wellie. Thick troweled on make up and a cheap lipstick. Smell of Adidas sport perfume. Nearly turned on my heels but hadn't time to find another bird.

Tried chatting to her. Barely spoke English. Didn't find any of my jokes funny. Obviously went over her head. Normally I like to have a bit of a laugh with the birds I score but not this day. I just got down to business. Whipped off the wranglers and went to get started. She had a fanny like a hippos yawn. A hippo with a scraggly beard and questionable hygiene. Aroma that would curdle milk. Desperate stuff.

First time ever I backed out at that point. Made my apologies and left. Was in foul humour for the evening. So word of warning. Do your due diligence before attending sex parties or one on one no strings attached stuff.

Just as well ya backed out there Paddy, bad odour could be a sign of an STI,
That fanny sounds like it's seen more pricks than a dartboard.

I hope you did enjoy the rest of Christmas/NY and made up for that disaster!

EmmetSpiceland

I’m posting this here as I didn’t think it warranted a thread of its own and it was the closest thread to the matter at hand.

So I was at a function in the rugby club the last weekend, my evening was cut short due to reasons explained in a post on another thread. Before I had to leave I was talking to a group of guys when this clown I know made his way over and started trying to convince us of joining in on his “little game”.

This sweaty creep, you know the type, about 5’6, bootcut jeans with black shoes, check shirt, and a face like a ventriloquist dummy, is trying to get numbers together for a “dog fight”.

For those of you not aware of what this is, as I wasn’t, it’s were a group of guys go out and actively find the ugliest/most unattractive girl they can find and bring her back to a “party” and the “winner” is the one who brings the least attentive girl, these girls are then judged by all of the guys there.

I should add that everyone puts €50 into the kitty and it’s winner takes all.

I immediately told the vile little toad where to go and that I knew what he was at, he just wanted a way to “pull” someone without getting any grief about his standards but, as I mentioned above, I had to make a swift exit due to some digestional issues stemming from a particularly oily “meat” pizza before I could gauge the reaction of any of the others.

I figured no one would buy into this twerp’s weird “pick up artist” type of trick to get a girl but I’m after just heard last night from a couple of lads who are “interested”, one of them is married but said he could use the money, apparently in excess of €500, to go towards spending money for a “holiday” he has planned with the boys.

I find the whole thing reprehensible, especially in this day and age, but it looks like it’s going ahead. The weasel organising it has already provisionally booked a place for the secret “judging” but these poor girls won’t have a clue of the real reason the guys have brought them there.

I’m also wondering what will happen if one of the unsuspecting participants twigs what sort of “party” they are attending.

Has anyone else heard of this sort of thing? Or, god forbid, attended one?

laoisgem

Thankfully never heard of this but its absolutely disgusting. I hope the Mickey falls off every guy joining in that sort of game!

freshpopcorn

Maybe not the same but I have heard of groups of men/women going out and going off with the most unattractive person they can find for a bet/dare.

Mister Vain

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Maybe not the same but I have heard of groups of men/women going out and going off with the most unattractive person they can find for a bet/dare.

Reminds me of the time a random girl walked up to me in a night club and shifted me as soon as I walked in the door. Although I think the dare was to shift the "first" guy that entered the club rather than the ugliest. Or at least I hope it was anyway. :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Where's the guy who started a thread after being the only one invited to a friend's movie night to watch Brokeback Mountain...?

EmmetSpiceland

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Where's the guy who started a thread after being the only one invited to a friend's movie night to watch Brokeback Mountain...?

You’d have to imagine he must have “buttered” him up for that.

grindle

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Where's the guy who started a thread after being the only one invited to a friend's movie night to watch Brokeback Mountain...?

"Hey we're having a friend's night!"

"Oh really? Who's gonna be there?"

"You. And me in a goat mask. But don't ask. Just come over. We'll watch Breakback Mounthim"

Roger Hassenforder

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Maybe not the same but I have heard of groups of men/women going out and going off with the most unattractive person they can find for a bet/dare.

Hunt the hogget

Its a thing

Gael23

James Bond Junior wrote: »

Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.

This.

freshpopcorn

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Hunt the hogget

Its a thing

I never heard a person being reffered to as a hogget but other words that I won't type here!

AndrewJRenko

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Hunt the hogget

Its a thing

A thing with zero mentions across the entire Internet according to Google?

Roger Hassenforder

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

A thing with zero mentions across the entire Internet according to Google?

I reckon Mayo lads circa 1990 didnt have much of an internet presence, but I'm heartened you took time from your busy life to google it.

notsoyoungwan

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Hunt the hogget

Its a thing

AKA pull a pig, I believe.

Reprehensible behaviour.

kowloon

Mister Vain wrote: »

Reminds me of the time a random girl walked up to me in a night club and shifted me as soon as I walked in the door. Although I think the dare was to shift the "first" guy that entered the club rather than the ugliest. Or at least I hope it was anyway. :pac:

I've just had a flashback from something a good few years back that makes a lot more sense now. I've realised I was the ugliest person in the room. :mad:

Ipso

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

A thing with zero mentions across the entire Internet according to Google?

I reckon Mayo lads circa 1990 didnt have much of an internet presence, but I'm heartened you took time from your busy life to google it.

And we all know there are no male hogs in Mayo.

EmmetSpiceland

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I reckon Mayo lads circa 1990 didnt have much of an internet presence, but I'm heartened you took time from your busy life to google it.

I gave it a google myself, R, and after broadening my search parameters I was presented with “hog hunt”, not hard to see how “hunt the hogget” would be a colloquial variant.

I’m actually in a minor state of shock here, I thought all of these silly games were all in the heads of bored, lonely, teenagers. Things you’d hear about when you were younger but never actually believed anyone would ever do.

Acts such as “Strawberry Milkshake”, “Donkey Punch”, “Rainbow Kiss”, “The Angry Dragon”, “Bucking Bronco”, “Rainbow Party”, “The Dirty Sanchez”, “Spider Man”, “Pulling a Houdini”, or “Rainbow Party” used to be mere flights of perverted fancy that no one would ever actively “engage” in. Now, I’m doubting that.

Actually, I did read somewhere that “Screech” from the tv show Saved by the Bell did give someone a “Dirty Sanchez”, I believe it was her hen night. All very sordid.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Gael23 wrote: »

This.

No one came? :pac:

the beer revolu

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

No one came? :pac:

It was a tantric sex party!

Roger Hassenforder

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I gave it a google myself, R, and after broadening my search parameters I was presented with “hog hunt”, not hard to see how “hunt the hogget” would be a colloquial variant.

I’m actually in a minor state of shock here, I thought all of these silly games were all in the heads of bored, lonely, teenagers. Things you’d hear about when you were younger but never actually believed anyone would ever do.

Acts such as “Strawberry Milkshake”, “Donkey Punch”, “Rainbow Kiss”, “The Angry Dragon”, “Bucking Bronco”, “Rainbow Party”, “The Dirty Sanchez”, “Spider Man”, “Pulling a Houdini”, or “Rainbow Party” used to be mere flights of perverted fancy that no one would ever actively “engage” in. Now, I’m doubting that.

Actually, I did read somewhere that “Screech” from the tv show Saved by the Bell did give someone a “Dirty Sanchez”, I believe it was her hen night. All very sordid.

Jesus wept
I've a bit of googling to do...

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I gave it a google myself, R, and after broadening my search parameters I was presented with “hog hunt”, not hard to see how “hunt the hogget” would be a colloquial variant.

I’m actually in a minor state of shock here, I thought all of these silly games were all in the heads of bored, lonely, teenagers. Things you’d hear about when you were younger but never actually believed anyone would ever do.

Acts such as “Strawberry Milkshake”, “Donkey Punch”, “Rainbow Kiss”, “The Angry Dragon”, “Bucking Bronco”, “Rainbow Party”, “The Dirty Sanchez”, “Spider Man”, “Pulling a Houdini”, or “Rainbow Party” used to be mere flights of perverted fancy that no one would ever actively “engage” in. Now, I’m doubting that.

Actually, I did read somewhere that “Screech” from the tv show Saved by the Bell did give someone a “Dirty Sanchez”, I believe it was her hen night. All very sordid.

I wonder if a ‘one eyed angry pirate’ has ever actually been carried out?

Exclamation Marc

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I gave it a google myself, R, and after broadening my search parameters I was presented with “hog hunt”, not hard to see how “hunt the hogget” would be a colloquial variant.

I’m actually in a minor state of shock here, I thought all of these silly games were all in the heads of bored, lonely, teenagers. Things you’d hear about when you were younger but never actually believed anyone would ever do.

Acts such as “Strawberry Milkshake”, “Donkey Punch”, “Rainbow Kiss”, “The Angry Dragon”, “Bucking Bronco”, “Rainbow Party”, “The Dirty Sanchez”, “Spider Man”, “Pulling a Houdini”, or “Rainbow Party” used to be mere flights of perverted fancy that no one would ever actively “engage” in. Now, I’m doubting that.

Actually, I did read somewhere that “Screech” from the tv show Saved by the Bell did give someone a “Dirty Sanchez”, I believe it was her hen night. All very sordid.

Incognito search was clearly designed with this kind of searching in mind