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mr.anonymous

Exclamation Marc wrote: »

Incognito search was clearly designed with this kind of searching in mind

I'm not sure what annoys me more. The violent elements of some of those, or that they forgot the Cleveland Steamer.

EmmetSpiceland

mr.anonymous wrote: »

I'm not sure what annoys me more. The violent elements of some of those, or that they forgot the Cleveland Steamer.

Ah yes, the “Cleveland Steamer”, apologies for forgetting that. Or the “Bluffkin”, which I learned about on this very site.

And, please, don’t get me wrong, I’m not condoning any of these “acts”. They are just an example of the types of “juvenile” things I remember hearing when I was younger. I never really believed any of them ever actually occurred but now with “Dog Fights” and “Hunting Hogs” actually taking place I have my doubts.

Also, I would consider a “Cleveland Steamer” a violent act. Even though so physical beating has occurred it’s a form of “dirty” violence.

JohnnyFlash

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Ah yes, the “Cleveland Steamer”, apologies for forgetting that. Or the “Bluffkin”, which I learned about on this very site.

And, please, don’t get me wrong, I’m not condoning any of these “acts”. They are just an example of the types of “juvenile” things I remember hearing when I was younger. I never really believed any of them ever actually occurred but now with “Dog Fights” and “Hunting Hogs” actually taking place I have my doubts.

Also, I would consider a “Cleveland Steamer” a violent act. Even though so physical beating has occurred it’s a form of “dirty” violence.

How’s a bluffkin different than a blumpkin?

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I wonder if a ‘one eyed angry pirate’ has ever actually been carried out?

To be honest, J, at this stage, I wouldn’t be surprised. If “Screech” can drag a “stinky” finger across under someone’s nose who’s to say what else he, or others, have done!

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

How’s a bluffkin different than a blumpkin?

Apologies, showing my ignorance once again, I meant “Blumpkin”. Thanks for pointing that out.

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

To be honest with you, J, I never really had too much issues with guys heading to the Algarve or Spain for a “golfing” trip.

What’s always bothered me is the, usually older, lads going to Thailand or, even, The Philippines under the same “guise” of golfing. It’s painfully obvious. Especially if they head somewhere near a US army base, considering “everything” that comes with that.

It’s just sad. Sad and disturbing.

Roger Hassenforder

mr.anonymous wrote: »

I'm not sure what annoys me more. The violent elements of some of those, or that they forgot the Cleveland Steamer.

Imagine how embarrassing it would be, if asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but instead you delivered a Cleveland steamboat.

EmmetSpiceland

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Imagine how embarrassing it would be, if asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but instead you delivered a Cleveland steamboat.

What happens with a “Cleveland Steamboat”, R?

Roger Hassenforder

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

What happens with a “Cleveland Steamboat”, R?

*blushes*

Theres a trail of gentleman's relish involved.
Apparently.

AndrewJRenko

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Actually, I did read somewhere that “Screech” from the tv show Saved by the Bell did give someone a “Dirty Sanchez”

I must have missed that episode.

Ipso

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

There must be quite a few foreign crustaceans that made it back.

sligojoek

You can say that again.

older by the day

I must take up the ould golf. Farmer here I haven't stood in a pub since May

Feisar

Closest I ever came to a sex party was two Lithuanian ladies and a bottle of tequila.

Edit - Lets just say the tequila did not make me happy!

JohnnyFlash

Feisar wrote: »

Closest I ever came to a sex party was two Lithuanian ladies and a bottle of tequila.

Edit - Lets just say the tequila did not make me happy!

Get a dose of brewer’s droop?

Ipso

Probably a Feisar Geyser (or does Fissure sound better)!

StinkyMunkey

Where is this event being held, I could bring the wife and win easily. I'll split 50/50 with the missus off.

JupiterKid

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

What happens in Portugal stays in Portugal. I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised if a couple of the wives back home are playing extra-curricular activities too.

Ipso

Solidarity brother (.)(.)

fergus1001

Jellybear10 wrote:

As I've become ever better at seducing women it becomes quite eye opening how many married women try to have sex with me. If I know a woman is married I'll refuse, but on occasion I've only realised they married after the fact.

I bet your actually munching on a dominos right now and drifted off into fantasy land

yes some women are promiscuous they are usually vile self centered cnuts, there are actually genuine people out there that while the OH might not be Tom Cruise but they see that they make the effort just for them

Feisar

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Get a dose of brewer’s droop?

Honestly can't remember. Was asked the next morning had there been sexual relations the night previous. A swift rub of the peen and a sniff confirmed there had not been.

touts

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

Ah feck. It's bad enough to think I left college just before the whole hookup culture thing took off. Now I find out the generation ahead of me are also at it like rabbits.

EmmetSpiceland

Feisar wrote: »

Honestly can't remember. Was asked the next morning had there been sexual relations the night previous. A swift rub of the peen and a sniff confirmed there had not been.

Was nice of them to check for you, F.

Feisar

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Was nice of them to check for you, F.

:eek::D

Hector Savage

*Bump*


JF , PMPL any good stories ?

older by the day

older by the day wrote: »

I must take up the ould golf. Farmer here I haven't stood in a pub since May

Never understood the fascination with golf myself. It all makes sense now.

PS1985

Funny thread, it sort of sparked an interest as I just replied to another thread with similar type interest. I live abroad and have what most people would class as an unusual hobby. I have an older FWB and we often go to swingers clubs, we also have a private kik group for people who are into group sex often in adult cinemas and in secluded outdoor areas like in sand dunes at nude beaches. We have been to many group swinging parties, often once you get to know them more than often the ladies are married who do so without knowledge of their husbands but usually accompanied by a swinging partner, often this is an afternoon during the week. I been to gangbang parties where it’s free for couples to attend but selected single guys have to pony up a cover charge for the hotel room. Personally I have done lots of stuff and my only limits are sh*t, blood and direct m2m contact. All good fun of course.

zcorpian88

Not heard of that kind of craic down my neck of the woods, Closest I ever came to anything like that was the Friday before last, about 1.30am I got a weird message on POF, was actually a genuine profile right, a woman from a county up the road from me, I actually messaged her taking an interest in her about 2 years ago, got no reply.

Last Friday I get a message from her profile saying "sex in (a hotel not far from me, I won't mention the hotel)

I text back "Eh..what??"

She or whoever it was, text back "Yeah, come join me and my partner"

I said, "No thanks, three is a crowd, plus I think this ladies phone has been lifted from her bag or a pub table or something"

Then I get a text back saying "What's your number I'll prove it, I'm with somebody and he wants to see me f**ked"

Stopped texting after that, she was actually pretty good looking, I know I messaged her before, she was on POF for pretty much as long as I've been on it, still online even this week. I'll probably never know if it was genuine or not. Bit seedy that!

Oddest series of messages I've ever got.

adam88

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Not heard of that kind of craic down my neck of the woods, Closest I ever came to anything like that was the Friday before last, about 1.30am I got a weird message on POF, was actually a genuine profile right, a woman from a county up the road from me, I actually messaged her taking an interest in her about 2 years ago, got no reply.

Last Friday I get a message from her profile saying "sex in (a hotel not far from me, I won't mention the hotel)

I text back "Eh..what??"

She or whoever it was, text back "Yeah, come join me and my partner"

I said, "No thanks, three is a crowd, plus I think this ladies phone has been lifted from her bag or a pub table or something"

Then I get a text back saying "What's your number I'll prove it, I'm with somebody and he wants to see me f**ked"

Stopped texting after that, she was actually pretty good looking, I know I messaged her before, she was on POF for pretty much as long as I've been on it, still online even this week. I'll probably never know if it was genuine or not. Bit seedy that!

Oddest series of messages I've ever got.

That’s really not that strange. Very common carry on , according to my friends anyway