Sex party, have you ever been?

Pintman Paddy Losty

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

So do you actually play golf?

Ah yeah I drop it in to plenty of holes on my trips away. Always bring a good set of iron and wood with me. Always trying for the the birdie. Play a bit from the rough when I have to. Great feeling stepping up to the tee and driving it up the fairway with my wood. Normally like to play with one partner but have been known to take part in a four ball as well! Always try and avoid the water but have seen one or two splashes after a hard stroke.

vicwatson

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Don't need your pity kid. I earn plenty and provide very well for my family. They have a great life and want for nothing. Wife gets what she wants. Kids are all decked out in the best of gear. 2 family holidays a year. Spend most Sunday's doing a road trip to somewhere nice for a hike and a Sunday lunch. Very happy family pal.

You don’t need my pity? You aren’t getting it. I said I feel desperately sad for your wife and children. I don’t care about you;)

Pintman Paddy Losty

badboyblast wrote: »

No evidence, are we both on the same thread , look up what the meaning is of a narcissist then read what the guy is saying ....

Listen jabroni. As much as I appreciate the amateur psychoanalysis on your part, you'll forgive me if I don't take you too seriously.

You've been on countless stags and never seen lads slinking away to get his end away with a bird.... in Amsterdam of all places! Pull the other one. You're full of it.

I was like the missus does be on 5th Avenue New York when I was over in the Dam. Gawping in shop windows and feasting my eyes on the stuff inside. Only difference was she knew she couldn't afford the goods in the window whereas it only cost me 50 eurons to pop in to the shop in Amsterdam!:D

listermint

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Ah yeah I drop it in to plenty of holes on my trips away. Always bring a good set of iron and wood with me. Always trying for the the birdie. Play a bit from the rough when I have to. Great feeling stepping up to the tee and driving it up the fairway with my wood. Normally like to play with one partner but have been known to take part in a four ball as well! Always try and avoid the water but have seen one or two splashes after a hard stroke.

Can't believe anyone is taking this lad seriously he's clearly spoofing the lot of you.

sightband

badboyblast wrote: »

Well maybe your friends and yourself are of the same generation as the current rugby players that are in a spot of bother and look at woman in The same light , I , like you have been away in endless amounts of stags, weekends , piss ups , raves from Amsterdam to, Barca , eastern Europe and Ibiza and most all married etc and we don't cheat or use pros but each to their own

married men going to raves in Ibiza...okey dokey

I was speaking generally as most of the stags i’ve been on I hadn’t a clue who half the people were on it, uncles, cousins, brothers of girlfriends etc. If you’d been on many, as you say, you would know this much. It was a vast pool of men from varying backgrounds and quite a few of them would go extra step with the services available to them so to speak, so there ye are, it was just my observation but you felt the need to make some reference and comparison to rugby players accused of rape which is totally irrelevant to the discussion and fairly contemptuous you arrogant, insolent pr*ck.

Pintman Paddy Losty

listermint wrote: »

Can't believe anyone is taking this lad seriously he's clearly spoofing the lot of you.

You'll have to point out what part of what I said you find so unbelievable?

Have you ever been on a golfing trip, stag party or lads holiday?

Hannibal_Smith

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

You'll have to point out what part of what I said you find so unbelievable?

Have you ever been on a golfing trip, stag party or lads holiday?

I'd say your missus gets up to exactly the same when she's away with her mates.

Pintman Paddy Losty

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

I'd say your missus gets up to exactly the same when she's away with her mates.

Very doubtful.

wexie

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Very doubtful.

Genuine question (not looking to get into a pissing contest) :

How would you react/feel if it turned out she did?

Hannibal_Smith

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Very doubtful.

Why?

badboyblast

sightband wrote: »

married men going to raves in Ibiza...okey dokey

I was speaking generally as most of the stags i’ve been on I hadn’t a clue who half the people were on it, uncles, cousins, brothers of girlfriends etc. If you’d been on many, as you say, you would know this much. It was a vast pool of men from varying backgrounds and quite a few of them would go extra step with the services available to them so to speak, so there ye are, it was just my observation but you felt the need to make some reference and comparison to rugby players accused of rape which is totally irrelevant to the discussion and fairly contemptuous you arrogant, insolent pr*ck.

Yes married men at raves , I guess you have made such a fool made of the missus that she prob wouldn't let you off to Ibiza :)

Our wives are all right with it as been going there for the last 20 years and they do their own thing , it's called trust :)

I made the reference to the current news as you seem to talk about woman the same as these rugby stars did after the night in question

badboyblast

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Listen jabroni. As much as I appreciate the amateur psychoanalysis on your part, you'll forgive me if I don't take you too seriously.

You've been on countless stags and never seen lads slinking away to get his end away with a bird.... in Amsterdam of all places! Pull the other one. You're full of it.
!:D

We actually head away to events , gigs, on the piss , etc like in Amsterdam , blowing 50 euros on some infested pro would be the last thing we would do , been going to Amsterdam for donkeys years and riding a whore is the last thing to enter our minds but each to their own , just giving you my side of things .. believe what you like

Buford T. Justice XIX

sightband wrote: »

married men going to raves in Ibiza...okey dokey

I was speaking generally as most of the stags i’ve been on I hadn’t a clue who half the people were on it, uncles, cousins, brothers of girlfriends etc. If you’d been on many, as you say, you would know this much. It was a vast pool of men from varying backgrounds and quite a few of them would go extra step with the services available to them so to speak, so there ye are, it was just my observation but you felt the need to make some reference and comparison to rugby players accused of rape which is totally irrelevant to the discussion and fairly contemptuous you arrogant, insolent pr*ck.

Mod note: sightband, don't post in this thread again

Buford T. Justice

Pintman Paddy Losty

badboyblast wrote: »

We actually head away to events , gigs, on the piss , etc like in Amsterdam , blowing 50 euros on some infested pro would be the last thing we would do , been going to Amsterdam for donkeys years and riding a whore is the last thing to enter our minds but each to their own , just giving you my side of things .. believe what you like

Very interesting to note the type of language used here.

Often the people who will present themselves as virtuous are far from it. They view sex as something dirty and sinful.

infested pro....whore...

I wonder which side of things is the healthier outlook.

Galwayguy35

Crea wrote: »

Didn't Vogue Wiiliams do a program on sex parties a few years ago? Looked pretty grim tbh.

It probably only got grim when she showed up.

badboyblast

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Very interesting to note the type of language used here.

Often the people who will present themselves as virtuous are far from it. They view sex as something dirty and sinful.

infested pro....whore...

I wonder which side of things is the healthier outlook.

Dirty and sinfull, you sound like the Catholic church now !!

You're a gas man

ken.51

BoroMan32 wrote: »

Coming might be the problem, not going.

ha ha,

_Dara_

I can’t see the appeal of orgies. In our mind’s eye, everyone in attendance would be a supermodel but the reality would be way different, I imagine.

listermint

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

You'll have to point out what part of what I said you find so unbelievable?

Have you ever been on a golfing trip, stag party or lads holiday?

I have of course and you can always spot the loolaa who thinks he is Jack the lad but everyone is talking about him as soon as he exits the room.

Usually he's the fella in the middle of the pub telling everyone about his exploits mostly made up all the time ballooning his own ego

No one wants to share a room with him for fear of catching edgitery off him.


Standard fare I've been on many stags and gigs away.

Chrongen

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

It's a party. Lots of sex. Sex party. The fact that we look after the girls for it is irrelevant. Anyway. I don't care. I get my ballsack licked by a young one at least twice a year. That keeps me happy.

A sex party involves women who aren't prostitutes.

AttentionBebe

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex

coleslaw

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

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thats where the hole in the wall pub is,foods nice if your feeling peckish

JohnnyFlash

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Very interesting to note the type of language used here.

Often the people who will present themselves as virtuous are far from it. They view sex as something dirty and sinful.

infested pro....whore...

I wonder which side of things is the healthier outlook.

Wouldn’t get too worried mate. No offense, but some of the lads around here wouldn’t know what to do if there was a gooter staring them in the face. Some of them would probably try and swipe a credit card through it so they could buy a new computer game. :eek:

Brought the two young lads to the races today. Fine bit of skirt there. One of the young lads has a right eye for the women, the tongue was hanging out of the little fücker, like a Jack Russell in heat. Bit of a jack the lad I’d say. Will be breaking hearts and mattresses like his auld lad! :cool:

listermint

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Wouldn’t get too worried mate. No offense, but some of the lads around here wouldn’t know what to do if there was a gooter staring them in the face. Some of them would probably try and swipe a credit card through it so they could buy a new computer game. :eek:

Brought the two young lads to the races today. Fine bit of skirt there. One of the young lads has a right eye for the women, the tongue was hanging out of the little fücker, like a Jack Russell in heat. Bit of a jack the lad I’d say. Will be breaking hearts and mattresses like his auld lad! :cool:

Been around the world buddy and back again. And with the verbage on display there sounds like you wouldn't know how to chat to any lady.

JohnnyFlash

listermint wrote: »

Been around the world buddy and back again. And with the verbage on display there sounds like you wouldn't know how to chat to any lady.

Don’t know what your travels around the world have to do with anything to be honest, pal. Let me assure you that I know how to chat to the more dangerous sex. Buy them a drink, tell a few jokes, be yourself, flirt a little, don’t be too meek. Women hate those lads who think they really understand women and what they want. They don’t. There’s loads of chicks who are just looking for a good girthy flute with a bit of staying power of a Saturday night, and not some long winded aul discussion about sexual politics and equal rights :pac:

RubyGlee

This thread is so funny but the thoughts of a sex party with middle aged golfer types....eeeww,

mistersifter

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Don’t know what your travels around the world have to do with anything to be honest, pal. Let me assure you that I know how to chat to the more dangerous sex. Buy them a drink, tell a few jokes, be yourself, flirt a little, don’t be too meek. Women hate those lads who think they really understand women and what they want. They don’t. There’s loads of chicks who are just looking for a good girthy flute with a bit of staying power of a Saturday night, and not some long winded aul discussion about sexual politics and equal rights :pac:

funniest sentence ever written on boards!!

demanufactured

RubyGlee wrote: »

This thread is so funny but the thoughts of a sex party with middle aged golfer types....eeeww,

Balding middle aged lads, who drive an 07 lexus who think they are the dogs bollix... Probably work as a sales rep, belly hanging out over the belt and slacks... Stink of stale fags and lynx Africa..... Yup.... That's them..

Specialun

think johnnyflash might be my new favourite poster...reminds me of the caravan club episode of the inbetweeners

mistersifter

Specialun wrote: »

think johnnyflash might be my new favourite poster...reminds me of the caravan club episode of the inbetweeners

there needs to be some sort of sitcom or something made about this brand of unmerciful bollocks. It's priceless!

JohnnyFlash

demanufactured wrote: »

Balding middle aged lads, who drive an 07 lexus who think they are the dogs bollix... Probably work as a sales rep, belly hanging out over the belt and slacks... Stink of stale fags and lynx Africa..... Yup.... That's them..

That aimed at me amigo?? Nothing wrong with a game of golf, plenty of world class courses in this country, and very affordable to play compared to the rest of the world. Certainly a more healthy pursuit than sitting inside pretending to be a dragon slayer on the xbox before watching porn while beating the cock off yourself like it owed you money....

demanufactured

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

That aimed at me amigo?? Nothing wrong with a game of golf, plenty of world class courses in this country, and very affordable to play compared to the rest of the world. Certainly a more healthy pursuit than sitting inside pretending to be a dragon slayer on the xbox before watching porn while beating the cock off yourself like it owed you money....

Nice comeback hombre... But does not describe me.

anewme

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Don’t know what your travels around the world have to do with anything to be honest, pal. Let me assure you that I know how to chat to the more dangerous sex. Buy them a drink, tell a few jokes, be yourself, flirt a little, don’t be too meek. Women hate those lads who think they really understand women and what they want. They don’t. There’s loads of chicks who are just looking for a good girthy flute with a bit of staying power of a Saturday night, and not some long winded aul discussion about sexual politics and equal rights :pac:

The women would be laughing at the likes of you. Like a bad caricature a gropey perve and ogler to be avoided at all costs. With the conversation skills and intellect of a bluebottle.

Talking about gashes and minges and flutes and sucking me knob at 50 odd

It’s hilarious .

You could just not keep a straight face.

Every office has one!

Bambi985

I assume the folks still replying to this moron still haven't clocked that "johnnyFlash" and "pintmanpaddylosty" are the same guy? exact same posting style with the durrrty verbose and jerking each other off for about half the thread now. sounds like quite the "hero" indeed

Brendan Bendar

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

It’s like a ham & cheese party

BalcombeSt4

Why can't we organize a sex party here on AH's & we can PM anyone who wants to go the location? ??

I can go for a good 7 & a half minutes if there is any virgins out there ? And I can bring Benzo's if anyone wants.

demanufactured

Hector Diaz wrote: »

<snip: quoting posts from PI is a distinct no-no...>

Haaaa

aidoh

Will someone please go to this and give us minute-to-minute updates?

It has the potential to be like the 'safe in the shed' thread all over again.

Yeah. Like a weird, gross version of that.

Specialun

Specialun wrote: »

think johnnyflash might be my new favourite poster...reminds me of the caravan club episode of the inbetweeners

There is an energy and comedy to his posts that is reminiscent of AVB.

_Kaiser_

Deleted User wrote: »

There is an energy and comedy to his posts that is reminiscent of AVB.

Oh dear god, don't go there... you'll summon him like Candyman

This thread is at least entertaining - not just the exploits of the 2 lads (which as I said before are actually fairly plausible) but the outraged, almost personally-offended, responses to the idea from some posters.

That other lad though wasn't funny to begin with and even less so the more the shtick is repeated.

JohnnyFlash

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There is an energy and comedy to his posts that is reminiscent of AVB.

Dya mind me asking what the fūck an AVB ais? Sounds like a disease or something.
Anyhow I’m not off riding prossies. Don’t see much wrong with Pintman doing t though. Might be keepin the marriage together. Right shower of moralising types heee. You’d swear they never got a dose of the horn after a rattle of porter and fancied a go on a new fanny.

gerrybbadd

This thread made my weekend!

A dose of the horn no less!:D

demanufactured

Thread of the year... And it's only February.

Roger Hassenforder

demanufactured wrote: »

Balding middle aged lads, who drive an 07 lexus who think they are the dogs bollix... Probably work as a sales rep, belly hanging out over the belt and slacks... Stink of stale fags and lynx Africa..... Yup.... That's them..

*sighs. Goes upstairs and throws his Lynx Africa in bin.

demanufactured

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

*sighs. Goes upstairs and throws his Lynx Africa in bin.

cazzer22

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Myself and the lads regularly have them when we head off on our "golf trips" to Portugal. Great to get away from the wife for a week of drink and sex. The birds over there are gagging for it.

One of the other lads organises the parties. Normally absolute stunners of eastern European extraction. The stuff they'll do! You wouldn't believe it. All in their twenties as well. Expensive ladies but worth it!

15 of us heading over in May. Can't wait.

You sound delightful!

Franz Von Peppercorn

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Dya mind me asking what the fūck an AVB ais? Sounds like a disease or something.
Anyhow I’m not off riding prossies. Don’t see much wrong with Pintman doing t though. Might be keepin the marriage together. Right shower of moralising types heee. You’d swear they never got a dose of the horn after a rattle of porter and fancied a go on a new fanny.

Translating...

You’d swear these peopw never got sexually aroused after drinking copious amounts of alcohol that they tried to initiate coitus with a female stranger.

demanufactured

cazzer22 wrote: »

You sound delightful!

Fiction.

Roger Hassenforder

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Dya mind me asking what the fūck an AVB ais? Sounds like a disease or something.
Anyhow I’m not off riding prossies. Don’t see much wrong with Pintman doing t though. Might be keepin the marriage together. Right shower of moralising types heee. You’d swear they never got a dose of the horn after a rattle of porter and fancied a go on a new fanny.

Anghus Von Bismark.
A classy guy. Youre classy too. But Anghus had class

Have you blog?
You could impart pearls of wisdom such as "giving a burd a pearl necklace on her birthday" or "surprise her with breakfast in bed, Boston Pancakes Johnny Flash style".
Or "20 right good porter fueled rattles Ive given burds on my travels, where the burds had to be rebored after me"

Pintman Paddy Losty

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Myself and the lads regularly have them when we head off on our "golf trips" to Portugal. Great to get away from the wife for a week of drink and sex. The birds over there are gagging for it.

One of the other lads organises the parties. Normally absolute stunners of eastern European extraction. The stuff they'll do! You wouldn't believe it. All in their twenties as well. Expensive ladies but worth it!

15 of us heading over in May. Can't wait.

Sweetie, if they're being paid then pretending to be gagging for it is part of the job. It's not that you're so irresistible that they can't wait to be subjected to your grunting and the ensuing disappointment.

Though really, this thread makes me smile. My young nephews come up with better fiction.