Sex party, have you ever been?

JohnnyFlash

pilly wrote: »

Ah I think Johnny Flash deserves the prize. Don't you?

Wouldn't rule out going to a sex party if the people were fairly good looking and in middling shape. I'd give it a miss if the attendees looked like something from the mosh pit at a heavy metal gig or the queue for a comic convention. Have this image of a load of lads standing around trying to keep a semi on themselves while waiting for a go. Wouldnt be in to that.

Jurgen Klopp

Now this is classic After Hours, funniest posts I've read in a while

Pintman Paddy Losty and JonnyFlash don't know if ye are rising lads or serious but ye are feckin brilliant

What's even better is all people getting so annoyed and angry with ye

All we need is Fluttering Bantam to return and tell us about the time he did some lady up the brown Thomas and she scuttered all over him :pac:

Brendan Bendar

Jurgen Klopp wrote: »

Now this is classic After Hours, funniest posts I've read in a while

Pintman Paddy Losty and JonnyFlash don't know if ye are rising lads or serious but ye are feckin brilliant

What's even better is all people getting so annoyed and angry with ye

All we need is Fluttering Bantam to return and tell us about the time he did some lady up the brown Thomas and she scuttered all over him :pac:

Indeed indeed, like the AH of the old days.

Those lads done well and fairly stemmed a good few tugboats in their time.

Bit jealous meself, never got to a sex party , nearest thing was walking into the sacristy and coming on Fr. Brian Geraghty with his soutane up under his chin, pumping gouts of man porridge towards an empty collection bowl on the floor.

Bollox on him like a pair of rotten coconuts.

Great to hear from lads like yerselves.

Livens the place up.

TomSweeney

Jurgen Klopp wrote: »

... about the time he did some lady up the brown Thomas and she scuttered all over him :pac:

Please link this !!!

TomSweeney

"Bollox on him like a pair of rotten coconuts."

keep it coming lads!!!

Roger Hassenforder

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Indeed indeed, like the AH of the old days.

Those lads done well and fairly stemmed a good few tugboats in their time.

Bit jealous meself, never got to a sex party , nearest thing was walking into the sacristy and coming on Fr. Brian Geraghty with his soutane up under his chin, pumping gouts of man porridge towards an empty collection bowl on the floor.

Bollox on him like a pair of rotten coconuts.

Great to hear from lads like yerselves.

Livens the place up.

Ah for fux ache Brendan
Thats some money shot

JohnnyFlash

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Indeed indeed, like the AH of the old days.

Those lads done well and fairly stemmed a good few tugboats in their time.

Bit jealous meself, never got to a sex party , nearest thing was walking into the sacristy and coming on Fr. Brian Geraghty with his soutane up under his chin, pumping gouts of man porridge towards an empty collection bowl on the floor.

Bollox on him like a pair of rotten coconuts.

Great to hear from lads like yerselves.

Livens the place up.

Jesuit was he? Don't know what they taught them in Maynooth but some of them would get up on the carcass of a roast chicken.

Anyone know what Rain nightclub in Portabello is like?? I hear it's for over 30s only and that they play classic hits from the 80s. Might head for a look and see if some bird is up for a fingering while Lady in Red by Chris De Burg is playing.

Brendan Bendar

TomSweeney wrote: »

Please link this !!!

Maybe this one from the ploughing?

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=74506408&postcount=51

Username exists

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Jesuit was he? Don't know what they taught them in Maynooth but some of them would get up on the carcass of a roast chicken.

Anyone know what Rain nightclub in Portabello is like?? I hear it's for over 30s only and that they play classic hits from the 80s. Might head for a look and see if some bird is up for a fingering while Lady in Red by Chris De Burg is playing.

https://youtu.be/cjVSz_n-7TE

Specialun

give a woman a few chicken nuggets and shes up for anything

RubyGlee

I’m curious if any one ever has been to a real sex party?? Not an imaginary hooker one

Pintman Paddy Losty

RubyGlee wrote: »

I’m curious if any one ever has been to a real sex party?? Not an imaginary hooker one

Listen compadre. Just cause these girleens are getting a bit of compo for their time doesn't make it any less of a sex party.

When you're spurting out a good aul gloop of hot salty creme fraiche on Agnieszka's pretty face it certainly feels like a sex party.

demanufactured

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Listen compadre. Just cause these girleens are getting a bit of compo for their time doesn't make it any less of a sex party.

When you're spurting out a good aul gloop of hot salty creme fraiche on Agnieszka's pretty face it certainly feels like a sex party.

Haha
Does she thank you for it?

Seve OB

RubyGlee wrote: »

I’m curious if any one ever has been to a real sex party?? Not an imaginary hooker one

have you?

Jurgen Klopp

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

When you're spurting out a good aul gloop of hot salty creme fraiche on Agnieszka's pretty face it certainly feels like a sex party.

I'm fcuking dying here

garyskeepers

Yeah ive been to a lot over the years. some good , some bad,, you have to be real careful who the organiser is or you might end up in a flat full of uglies.

But the good ones are REALLY good.. Before i went, I had imagined it would be sleezy, but they werent. Well, apart from one of two with a dodgy organiser, who wore the same condom for the whole night, eh,,, weirdo.

JohnnyFlash

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Listen compadre. Just cause these girleens are getting a bit of compo for their time doesn't make it any less of a sex party.

When you're spurting out a good aul gloop of hot salty creme fraiche on Agnieszka's pretty face it certainly feels like a sex party.

Up to your conkers in her banana box? Good man Paddy!!!

RubyGlee

Seve OB wrote: »

have you?

Yup

retro:electro

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Listen compadre. Just cause these girleens are getting a bit of compo for their time doesn't make it any less of a sex party.

When you're spurting out a good aul gloop of hot salty creme fraiche on Agnieszka's pretty face it certainly feels like a sex party.

KinnegadKid

This is a great thread. Prose are excellent.
Gentlemen's relish after the 1100 Abbey . I'm in stitches

Hector Savage

So ive been looking up the real Paddy Losty

What a legend

Mister Vain

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

She definitely enjoyed herself! Wined, dined and 69'd. She had a snatch on her like parochial house peephole! Not normally a fan of the bush but she had a small thicket of wiry shrub and it suited her well.

She may not have been able to speak a word of the queen's English but her eyes said she was enamoured. She was like a whimpering like puppy dog when I was leaving after the week. I returned home with a spring in my step and some fantastic imagery built up in the wankbank.

This is good stuff. Better than any 50 shades.

MagicIRL

Wading through post after post about immigrants, the dole and the government is worth it when a gem like this thread comes along.

pilly

Hector Savage wrote: »

So ive been looking up the real Paddy Losty

What a legend

Can't watch videos in work but I can tell just by looking at the picture that he's a handsome divil.

Galwayguy35

"Fanny on her like a ripped out fireplace"

"Wined dined and 69'd"

It's better this thread is getting.

Jack Kanoff

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

"Fanny on her like a ripped out fireplace"

"Wined dined and 69'd"

It's better this thread is getting.

I much prefer a fanny like a mouse's earhole.

Brendan Bendar

Jack Kanoff wrote: »

I much prefer a fanny like a mouse's earhole.

Nah, like a paper cut, or maybe a moles eye.

Much better

Odelay

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Nah, like a paper cut, or maybe a moles eye.

Much better

That's alright for you lads with little lads.....

Pintman Paddy Losty

Nothing worse than pulling a minter of a bird only to find out she has a rancid fanny. Seen some awful specimens in my day. Ones that look like a ham, cheese and pube toastie being peeled opened. Noxious fent of sour mackrel off the thing. Still though, when a man has a horn after a tray of pints he'll stick his love truncheon up anything. As long as its well wrapped it's all good.

JohnnyFlash

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Nothing worse than pulling a minter of a bird only to find out she has a rancid fanny. Seen some awful specimens in my day. Ones that look like a ham, cheese and pube toastie being peeled opened. Noxious fent of sour mackrel off the thing. Still though, when a man has a horn after a tray of pints he'll stick his love truncheon up anything. As long as its well wrapped it's all good.

Like a half eaten doner kebab dropped on a barbershop floor.

When is this golfing trip planned anyways Patrick? Would you ever get worried that one of the lads would break the vow of silence, and spill all to his missus when he gets back?? I'd say you'd want to vet them first to make sure they know what the story is. Need real swordsmen heading over, and not some softcock who gets remorseful when he lands back in the marriage bed.