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Mile high fapping club

  • 05-02-2018 12:37am
    #1
    Max Prophet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭


    How many lads and lassies are member of the club ? I know I am !


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  • #2
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Good boy.


  • #3
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Your sound enough prenderville,just go easy on the paracetamol. It turns ya into a right tosser..


  • #4
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    ****


  • #5
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Women don't fap. They shlick.


  • #6
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Noveight wrote: »
    Women don't fap. They shlick.

    Flickin’ the budgie’s tongue?


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  • #7
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,161 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Flickin’ the budgie’s tongue?

    Playing the hairy banjo


  • #8
    SmartinMartin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    This is the lad that wants to join the foreign legion in another thread. Troll, ignore.


  • #9
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Hello Neill. Hope things are alright.


  • #10
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Max Prophet wrote: »
    How many lads and lassies are member of the club ? I know I am !

    Should you not try and get your first ride ?


  • #11
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    No. I can't say that I am part of that club.


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  • #12
    backspin.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭backspin.


    There are cameras in all those toilets nowadays for security reasons.


  • #13
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    backspin. wrote: »
    There are cameras in all those toilets nowadays for security reasons.

    What? They are recording you pinching out an arse baguette? Surely that can’t be legal?!Heard the Germans are into that sort of stuff.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,962 ✭ [Deleted User]


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Your sound enough prenderville,just go easy on the paracetamol. It turns ya into a right tosser..

    thought it was Neurofen Plus (ibuprofen and a bit of codeine) !

    Prendeville story was just hilarious.


  • #15
    Pintman Paddy Losty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭Pintman Paddy Losty


    Did very recently on a transatlantic flight. Caught sight of a young one with a nice round hole on her. Thing looked like you could rest a cup of tea on her shelf as you were ploughing her from behind. She was wearing a pair of them yoga pants on the flight. Could tell she was a fan of keeping a tidy garden underneath. Couldn't stop thinking about peeling them pants off like an orange.

    Eventually succumbed to my basal instinct and blew my beans in the cubicle. Had worked myself up so much that the gloop came out at breakneck speed. Sploged all over the little sink from my position sitting on the toilet.

    That must be why they have the sign telling you to wipe down the sink for the next passenger :D


  • #16
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,536 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Noveight wrote: »
    Women don't fap. They shlick.


    heard it described yesterday as pressing the devils doorbell.


  • #17
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,518 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    How do you say 'fap' in French?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #18
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Esel wrote: »
    How do you say 'fap' in French?

    Le fap


  • #19
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    glasso wrote: »
    thought it was Neurofen Plus (ibuprofen and a bit of codeine) !

    Prendeville story was just hilarious.

    Not when you just ate the seafood chowder at his restaurant right before you heard the story.


  • #20
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I prefer cracking one off on the ferry.

    You can hire a cabin and **** the goolie bag off yourself


  • #21
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    https://imgur.com/gallery/TD0HJ


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