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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,646 ✭✭✭✭skipper_G


    I always thought Colly was a girl? Going by the cardigan you bought.. unless you’re a cross dresser :pac:

    My dog won’t go out for walks at the best of times. I walk him every day and usually end up having to carry him back, lazy as sin. The other day I brought him to the park to let him run around for 40 mins. He made a total show of me and wouldn't run around like all the other dogs.
    Then he came home and made a big shlt in the garden :rolleyes:

    Your dog sounds like a badass all the same, he doesn't take any crap and gives you loads :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,646 ✭✭✭✭skipper_G


    Someone save me I’m stuck!

    ???

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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    The glitch skip! It got me

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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,646 ✭✭✭✭skipper_G


    No one is safe from the glitch

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    I always thought Colly was a girl? Going by the cardigan you bought.. unless you’re a cross dres :rolleyes:

    Ha, I am a female, Retro , not quite a girl. :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    My plants.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    My plants.....

    These photos aren't showing up for me, Is anyone seeing them? ... I know I sound like a 'proud parent'. But why aren't my baby photos showing??


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower




  • Registered Users Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭Meauldsegosha


    Ha, I am a female, Retro , not quite a girl. :)

    Oh sh*t, sorry. I know two fellas called Colly so just assumed. :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    Oh sh*t, sorry. I know two fellas called Colly so just assumed. :o

    how many names have you got, Ann, Retro.. Meauldsegosha? :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    Testing...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,476 ✭✭✭neonsofa


    Gorgeous Colly!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,646 ✭✭✭✭skipper_G


    Can a plant be aroused? Claude is a filthy ficus that's what he is


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,075 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    skipper_G wrote: »
    Can a plant be aroused? Claude is a filthy ficus that's what he is

    Plants can actually sent a message to others to go on fire.
    To protect themselves.

    Not meaning to get someone in trouble but.

    https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057877548/17/#post107383489

    I'd put her bins out any day of the week even Sunday morning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    Ignore me, I'm just testing....

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower




    That looks ****e, the leaves are really green and healthy looking.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,476 ✭✭✭neonsofa


    Colly all your plants are lovely!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,476 ✭✭✭neonsofa


    Jeff2 wrote: »
    Plants can actually sent a message to others to go on fire.
    To protect themselves.

    Not meaning to get someone in trouble but.

    https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057877548/17/#post107383489

    I'd put her bins out any day of the week even Sunday morning.

    She is very adorable


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    neonsofa wrote: »
    Colly all your plants are lovely!

    Thanks Neonsofa.... :)

    My microwave has just let me down, I put a cup of water in it and now the door won't open for me.... :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,476 ✭✭✭neonsofa


    Thanks Neonsofa.... :)

    My microwave has just let me down, I put a cup of water in it and now the door won't open for me.... :(

    Bash it


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,075 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    neonsofa wrote: »
    Bash it

    Through a slipper at it.. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    Bashing won't work, nor does throwing a slipper.... It's old, over 20 years, it's never let me down apart from the bulb giving up.....I think It's time to bring it to to recycle center, really sad now.. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Bashing won't work, nor does throwing a slipper.... It's old, over 20 years, it's never let me down apart from the bulb giving up.....I think It's time to bring it to to recycle center, really sad now.. :(

    Turn it off and back on again. Failing that kick the crap out of it(20 year's? Should have been in the bin at least 10 years ago, really the seals start to leak) can you walk around at night and the lights just seem to turn themselves on as you walk by...


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,366 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Between dogs and plants, this is turning into a nature thread :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    deco nate wrote: »
    Turn it off and back on again. Failing that kick the crap out of it(20 year's? Should have been in the bin at least 10 years ago, really the seals start to leak) can you walk around at night and the lights just seem to turn themselves on as you walk by...

    Hee-Hee, I actually do have sensor lights in the bathrooms... How'd you know that?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    deco nate wrote: »
    Turn it off and back on again. Failing that kick the crap out of it(20 year's? Should have been in the bin at least 10 years ago, really the seals start to leak) can you walk around at night and the lights just seem to turn themselves on as you walk by...

    My mam’s microwave oven is older than me. I know I don’t look a day over 19 but I’m 2 weeks shy of 33. It’s a big sturdy block of a thing. You can’t make microwave popcorn in it cos the wattage is too low that before most of the kernels pop they burn :D she bought a “back up” microwave in Lidl a few years ago waiting for the day that her old reliable would pop the clogs, but that’s just gathering dust in the garage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,366 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    I haven't seen any this year... I like them!

    Ah now Colly, tell me this doesnt look freaky :D

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  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    My mam’s microwave oven is older than me. I know I don’t look a day over 19 but I’m 2 weeks shy of 33. It’s a big sturdy block of a thing. You can’t make microwave popcorn in it cos the wattage is too low that before most of the kernels pop they burn :D ’s just gathering dust in the garage.

    Thought you were talking about me on the internet again. Absolute unit and all that.

    IBC went to war with our drunk neighbor last night. We have to keep the windows open on account of the heat but this lush bag across the road has arguments with himself every 2nd night at an ultra high net volume. He just roars the word "alright" over and over. She lost her patience and screamed over "yea we're fcuking alright now shut the fcuk up!!!". I drifted back off asleep only to wake up to find her gone. I sat up, heard banging outside and it was the bold IBC hammering your man's door down. He was either to scared or too wasted to answer tho. All in all, a decent bit of drama.

    Best,
    Omackeral


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,934 ✭✭✭✭fin12


    Took me four n a half hours to drive to Kilkenny from Cork, took a wrong turn and ended up in Laois. Phone dead, no sat nav.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,366 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    fin12 wrote: »
    Took me four n a half hours to drive to Kilkenny from Cork, took a wrong turn and ended up in Laois. Phone dead, no sat nav.

    Sounds like you got yourself an aul horror movie plot there Fin. The horror being ending up in Laois*



    *Im joking :)


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