The Diary Room (Off-Topic Chat)

Mam of 4

retro:electro wrote: »

There once was a poster called Meauldsegosha
Who really didn't like to crochet ,
Instead she saw fit ,
To charm us with her wit ,
And that's the poster Meauldsegosha


Yeah sorry sis even Edward Lear himself wouldn’t manage that one :pac:

We tried

Mam of 4

Rfrip wrote: »

Ahem sis....

There's a poster named Rfrip ,
Who every year sees fit
To go to the EP,
No not sailing the sea,
Still, it's a weekend trip

retro:electro

There once was a poster called Rfrip,
Who’s head CEO of the clique,
Pretends that she’s not, she started the lot,
Ganghanded with neon her sidekick!

retro:electro

And not forgetting...

There once was a poster called Skip,
Who doesn’t know what to make of this kip,
He’s secretly my fav his polls we all crave,
He is captain of this pirate ship

Meauldsegosha

I bow down to you all cos I haven’t got a creative bone in my body.

retro:electro

There once was a poster called glitch,
Who was nothing but a massive ho bltch,
Now I’ve wasted the day, posting in this way,
And can’t stop speaking in limericks, litch!

Kolido

There once was a chic called Anna
Who could neck a whole banana
But she changed her name, caused John so much pain
And now she looks like Dana!

skipper_G

retro:electro wrote: »

And not forgetting...

There once was a poster called Skip,
Who doesn’t know what to make of this kip,
He’s secretly my fav his polls we all crave,
He is captain of this pirate ship

JohnCreedon81

Her name is neonsofa,
Refuses to gif no matter how much I show ya!
Which is probably just as well.
As we’d all go to hell.
Cos she’s naughtier than the fiends of Golgotha!!

Omackeral

Their names are Neon and Wryn
Going against them's a cardinal sin
Cos they run the clique
They'd have ya gone in a tick
And your posts will go straight in the bin

Omackeral

My name is Mr Omack
I sail away but I always come back
I've got a patch and a hook
And I don't give a fuck
Oh yeah... did I mention I'm black!?

retro:electro

His name is caption Kolido,
He seems a little bit sly though,
Only joking he’s great, makes us all salivate,
He’s not watching the jungle hmm

Omackeral

Without her this thread is a snooze
All anyone mentions is booze
You all speak in a code
Even end of the road
So bye bye I'm going on a cruise

skipper_G

I can't do limericks, not even a little bit. So instead here's a gif with a FIREY EXPLOSION

Omackeral

That's not a Limerick, that's a Belfast.

retro:electro

There once was an end of the road,
I picture him as a wee toad,
Arrives an hour too late, gets first place in thanks-gate,
His pdf’s we would love to download

JohnCreedon81

retro:electro

I’m being end of the road-ish and posting it a day late!


Duh......

retro:electro

You’re welcome eotr

JohnCreedon81

Oh ya eotr, since ya labelled me with a perma ban while I was on my hiatus :pac:

Mam of 4

Anna had a bad day
Trying to make everything rhyme,
She'll assassinate your character
If you give her enough time ,
Oh wait , I am mistaken,
It's really the pirate queen ,
Who would make us all walk the plank
Because she finds us all* obscene .

*
Apart from wyrn I think it was

retro:electro

You had me going there mam!

Mam of 4

retro:electro wrote: »

You had me going there mam!

Lol , will patiently await the repercussions for posting that

Omackeral

Cats are to Mack
Dogs are to Jeff
Booze in the Clique?
Expect PDF!

retro:electro

Ultra high net,
Pirate ship,
To get in this clique
You need an apprenticeship

retro:electro

We are so stupid

ibarelycare

retro:electro wrote: »

We are so stupid

Just cos you have an IQ of 080....

retro:electro

ibarelycare wrote: »

Just cos you have an IQ of 080....

Jel just cos I can make “ship” rhyme with “ship”

Mam of 4

Anna you glitched the thread..

Mam of 4

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