The Diary Room (Off-Topic Chat)

retro:electro

ibarelycare wrote: »

My friend walked to my house and brought me wine

And chocolate and crisps

I cooked her dinner to say thanks.

Your friend sounds beautiful.

Jeff2

ibarelycare wrote: »

My friend walked to my house and brought me wine

And chocolate and crisps

I cooked her dinner to say thanks.

I was reading that waiting for the he or him but then read her.:)
I thought you were taking the piss outa Mach.

skipper_G

ibarelycare wrote: »

My friend walked to my house and brought me wine

And chocolate and crisps

I cooked her dinner to say thanks.

That is friendship

Omackeral

wyrn wrote: »

A family member is stuck working in a prison this weekend too. Are we related

Omackeral wrote: »

We actually hate each other, we're only staying together for the sake of the kids(EOTR and deco nate)

Not unless you're also related to these two jabronis.

jluv

On the last bottle of wine so reaching crisis point:eek:
But seriously,have had a LOT of snow here and am so glad that we didn't lose power. Snowed all day here but hope thats the end of it. looking forward to getting out tomorrow..
But the wine is still a concern:D

Jeff2

I don't mean to bored this happy thread but the reason I'm worried about going out in this weather is because a few years ago a Doctor told me that if I slip or fall I would likely fracture my hip.

I'm not trying to start talking about this but the prognosis is not so good when over 50 as I am.
Stay in then and I can walk my dog next week or risk walking her in this. Only one choice.:)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_fracture

Mam of 4

Jeff2 wrote: »

I don't mean to bored this happy thread but the reason I'm worried about going out in this weather is because a few years ago a Doctor told me that if I slip or fall I would likely fracture my hip.

I'm not trying to start talking about this but the prognosis is not so good when over 50 as I am.
Stay in then and I can walk my dog next week or risk walking her in this. Only one choice.:)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_fracture

Ah Jeff , I was only joking when I asked about walking the dog , sorry if you thought I was being serious

Your health and safety is the priority , the dog will survive without the walk until the weather clears .

Stay safe , we need you to keep posting funny clips

wyrn

Jeff2 wrote: »

I don't mean to bored this happy thread but the reason I'm worried about going out in this weather is because a few years ago a Doctor told me that if I slip or fall I would likely fracture my hip.

I'm not trying to start talking about this but the prognosis is not so good when over 50 as I am.
Stay in then and I can walk my dog next week or risk walking her in this. Only one choice.:)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_fracture

You're dead right to take your safety as a priority. Any of us could slip easily. I nearly damaged my ankle badly yesterday. I was walking and managed to walk off the curb onto the road without realising and went over on my ankle. I was grand but just the wrong angle and it would have definitely snapped.

Also I was reading that the cold is affecting pets paws too. Take care.

ibarelycare

Jeff2 wrote: »

I don't mean to bored this happy thread but the reason I'm worried about going out in this weather is because a few years ago a Doctor told me that if I slip or fall I would likely fracture my hip.

I'm not trying to start talking about this but the prognosis is not so good when over 50 as I am.
Stay in then and I can walk my dog next week or risk walking her in this. Only one choice.:)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_fracture

I didn't think you were a day over 23 Jeff

Seriously though mind yourself! Doggy will be fine, she'll get over not going for a few days

Jeff2

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Ah Jeff , I was only joking when I asked about walking the dog , sorry if you thought I was being serious

Your health and safety is the priority , the dog will survive without the walk until the weather clears .

Stay safe , we need you to keep posting funny clips

Yeah I know mam I just wanted to say it so people know the risk.

retro:electro

The end of the world is here. There’s no audience in the late late! They should have invited us giff gang

JP Liz V1

Omackeral wrote: »

It's so weird in the big house right now, I feel like a cbb contestant. All the prisoners are suffering from cabin fever too. We couldn't even let them out of their cells today because there's literally three dozen staff and they'd have us outnumbered massively. When I said it was my second night in a row, I meant that I haven't left! Some staff have been here since tuesday night. #Pray4TheScrews

I read that as #Pray4AScrew

Jeff2

Sorry if I brought a downer on the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY

Omackeral

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I read that as #Pray4AScrew

Pay...

CollyFlower

****ing hell, Lidl getting demolished (literally) by scumbags.. WTF!

skipper_G

Jesus and here I was about moaning about snowballs from the green out front hitting the house. Glad they didn't have access to a JCB

Omackeral

CollyFlower wrote: »

****ing hell, Lidl getting demolished (literally) by scumbags.. WTF!

Dirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1HRxRNqZTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GzibRQRims

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzLn549SGc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m02dNFmzO3c

CollyFlower

as some one said on another thread, "Lidl Cnuts"!

JP Liz V1

I hope Lidl Wayne is ok

Jeff2

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I hope Lidl Wayne is ok

He'll be swinging his leg with the now hip around knocking everyone flying.:D

crustybla

:pac:Jeff2 I imagined you to be a fairly hip young fella in your 20's. I'm a bit disappointed.
You didn't put a downer on the thread, it's the diary room after all, all opinions/rants/slagging welcome. Well most anyway.
Omack, I've been thinking about you in the prison, being outnumbered by felons. Are they shouting abuse and stuff because they're not let out of their cells? Jeez, not an easy job ye have there. I'm guessing you'd need a thick skin and a sense of humour.:eek:
It's funny how I imagine you all, y'know like you'd imagine how a dj on the radio looks, and they never look how you imagine they would.
Apologies, my sinus is obviously affecting my brain.:D

JP Liz V1

Go on Lidl Waynelfie

retro:electro

I’m curious about yere accents! :pac:
Any fellow boggers among us?

ibarelycare

anna080 wrote: »

I’m curious about yere accents! :pac:
Any fellow boggers among us?

o/

Although I live in Dublin and my bf's a howiya, I'm from Meath.

johnpatrick81

anna080 wrote: »

I’m curious about yere accents! :pac:
Any fellow boggers among us?

Call me hunzo

Jeff2

CollyFlower wrote: »

****ing hell, Lidl getting demolished (literally) by scumbags.. WTF!

I posted here this evening about the shops being closed here and I think the shops were on to it.

So they go bigger.

Mam of 4

anna080 wrote: »

I’m curious about yere accents! :pac:
Any fellow boggers among us?

What do you call a midlands accent ? :P

crustybla

Lads lads a couple of jokes I robbed from the LLS thread. Ahem, here goes.

What do you call a snowman with a sixpack?

An abdominal snowman.

My fave this one...

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for Fresh Prints. Geddit??

neonsofa

Jeff I always imagined you as in your early 20s- you're obviously young at heart! Look after yourself!
Anna sorry to disappoint but it's an ugly flat Dublin accent I have, although most Dubliners say I sound English.
Love the Lidl Wayne elf pics!

retro:electro

Mam of 4 wrote: »

What do you call a midlands accent ? :P

Fairly neutral I’d say? I’d say I’ve a neutral Galway accent but if I’m around my mother long enough I sound pure muck altogether. She’s one of those who throws in the odd bit of Gaeilge mid sentence