Poopmageddon: Drug suspect on toilet strike for 37 days 'could die'

ohnonotgmail

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

Barbaric treatment of a human being over some drugs.

But also hilarious apparently.

how is he being treated barbarically? He is not being stopped from going to the toilet. He is doing it by choice.

Arcade_Tryer

Cake of Tremendous Power wrote: »

I'd normally agree with you there but its Heroin and Crack he's supposed to have swallowed so my sympathy towards him is limited

What does it matter whether it's hash or heroin? The point still stands about it being a barbaric way to behave for the supposed civic minded members of society.

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

how is he being treated barbarically? He is not being stopped from going to the toilet. He is doing it by choice.

Having two people beside him at all times waiting to watch him evacuate himself is inhumane treatment for anyone. However, when the anyone is a prisoner, suddenly it's hilarious. Amazing how quickly people's sense of humanity diminishes.

Purple Mountain

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

Cake of Tremendous Power wrote: »

I'd normally agree with you there but its Heroin and Crack he's supposed to have swallowed so my sympathy towards him is limited

What does it matter whether it's hash or heroin? The point still stands about it being a barbaric way to behave for the supposed civic minded members of society.

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

how is he being treated barbarically? He is not being stopped from going to the toilet. He is doing it by choice.

Having two people beside him at all times waiting to watch him evacuate himself is inhumane treatment for anyone. However, when the anyone is a prisoner, suddenly it's hilarious. Amazing how quickly people's sense of humanity diminishes.

But it's OK for him if the charges are true to smuggle drugs that will ruin lives, kill people, escalate gangland crime?
If he chose to hide this evidence internally then all bets are off.

ohnonotgmail

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

What does it matter whether it's hash or heroin? The point still stands about it being a barbaric way to behave for the supposed civic minded members of society.

Having two people beside him at all times waiting to watch him evacuate himself is inhumane treatment for anyone. However, when the anyone is a prisoner, suddenly it's hilarious. Amazing how quickly people's sense of humanity diminishes.

You would prefer they let him flush the evidence away?

Purple Mountain

There doesn't seem to be any update on this online for a few days.

tayto lover

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

What does it matter whether it's hash or heroin? The point still stands about it being a barbaric way to behave for the supposed civic minded members of society.

Having two people beside him at all times waiting to watch him evacuate himself is inhumane treatment for anyone. However, when the anyone is a prisoner, suddenly it's hilarious. Amazing how quickly people's sense of humanity diminishes.

It was his choice. Had he behaved himself he wouldn't be in the fix he's in.

byhookorbycrook

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

Having two people beside him at all times waiting to watch him evacuate himself is inhumane treatment for anyone. However, when the anyone is a prisoner, suddenly it's hilarious. Amazing how quickly people's sense of humanity diminishes.

You've never had a serious MS relapse, have you?

Arcade_Tryer

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

You would prefer they let him flush the evidence away?

It's a preferable outcome than the one described in the article.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

But it's OK for him if the charges are true to smuggle drugs that will ruin lives, kill people, escalate gangland crime?
If he chose to hide this evidence internally then all bets are off.

It's not ok to smuggle drugs etc. Equally it's not ok to behave in such a way as described in the article i.e. standing guard beside the guy 24/7 without giving him privacy to evacuate himself. How anyone thinks that is an acceptable, never mind hilarious, response to smuggling some drugs, shows how society has got its priorities screwed up just as much as any drug smuggler.

Arcade_Tryer

tayto lover wrote: »

It was his choice. Had he behaved himself he wouldn't be in the fix he's in.

Ah, of course, prisoners have no rights. They give up any rights once they choose to break the law. Thanks for the reminder.

byhookorbycrook wrote: »

You've never had a serious MS relapse, have you?

Not yet.

ohnonotgmail

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

It's a preferable outcome than the one described in the article.

it is still his choice. Embarrassment or doing serious internal damage. I know which choice i would take.

Arcade_Tryer

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

it is still his choice. Embarrassment or doing serious internal damage. I know which choice i would take.

The point is, a person, regardless of whether they are a prisoner, should not be put in a position whereby that is a choice they are faced with.

And because of some drugs? Please.

tayto lover

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

The point is, a person, regardless of whether they are a prisoner, should not be put in a position whereby that is a choice they are faced with.

And because of some drugs? Please.

Obviously you see no problem with heroin or crack or the lives they ruin.

Arcade_Tryer

tayto lover wrote: »

Obviously you see no problem with heroin or crack or the lives they ruin.

Neither said that, nor insinuated it. But carry on believing the ends justifies the means, and that violations of human rights are a matter of hilarity.

Samuel T. Cogley

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

Neither said that, nor insinuated it. But carry on believing the ends justifies the means, and that violations of human rights are a matter of hilarity.

You're right ****ty thing to be doing...

aujopimur

No shortage of bleeding hearts and dogooders on here.

ohnonotgmail

aujopimur wrote: »

No shortage of bleeding hearts and dogooders on here.

only one i can see

Samuel T. Cogley

aujopimur wrote: »

No shortage of bleeding hearts and dogooders on here.

I'm gonna have to pooh-pooh this post.

Arcade_Tryer

aujopimur wrote: »

No shortage of bleeding hearts and dogooders on here.

Since when is the opposite of a sadist a bleeding heart or do-gooder?

tayto lover

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

Since when is the opposite of a sadist a bleeding heart or do-gooder?

Please tell us your solution to the problem.

Arcade_Tryer

tayto lover wrote: »

Please tell us your solution to the problem.

Give the person some privacy.

No solution is better than a bad solution.

the_syco

See how many laxatives they can hold? :pac:

mark_jmc

37 days, Christ!
I remember going through chemo I didn’t s*** for around 12 days and I thought I would explode and that was while eating next to nothing.
Spoiler alert- it all came to an end on what I fondly remember as “Super Sunday”

Purple Mountain

mark_jmc wrote: »

37 days, Christ!
I remember going through chemo I didn’t s*** for around 12 days and I thought I would explode and that was while eating next to nothing.
Spoiler alert- it all came to an end on what I fondly remember as “Super Sunday”

My record is 5 days while in a foreign country.
The local laxatives didn't work and I looked about 4 months pregnant!

DrPhilG

Pity this chap wasn't a mathematician.

He could work it out with a pencil...

urbangoo

Reminds me of this Australian film I watched, 'The Mule'.
It was actually a really good film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5Pu3b-V6U

kylith

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

It's a preferable outcome than the one described in the article.


It's not ok to smuggle drugs etc. Equally it's not ok to behave in such a way as described in the article i.e. standing guard beside the guy 24/7 without giving him privacy to evacuate himself. How anyone thinks that is an acceptable, never mind hilarious, response to smuggling some drugs, shows how society has got its priorities screwed up just as much as any drug smuggler.

They should give him privacy for him to have a crap and re-hide/dispose of the evidence?

Purple Mountain

Am I the only one who sees the irony of the suspects name?
Mr. Chambers!

Arcade_Tryer

kylith wrote: »

They should give him privacy for him to have a crap and re-hide/dispose of the evidence?

Yes.

tayto lover

Arcade_Tryer wrote: »

Yes.

He surrendered his rights when he got into that drug ****. No pun intended.

Bob Harris

Jesus was in the desert for 40 days and nights.
If this fella goes today it'll be 40 days and shites.

beertons

How many days is he on now?

topper75

Would make great TV - a novel twist on BBC's boring Springwatch, where they stick cameras around his cell instead of a dull little bird's nest.

Could call it ****watch. That same Chris Packham chap could still present it of course, along with various experts and celebrity commentators.

ohnonotgmail

topper75 wrote: »

Would make great TV - a novel twist on BBC's boring Springwatch, where they stick cameras around his cell instead of a dull little bird's nest.

Could call it ****watch. That same Chris Packham chap could still present it of course, along with various experts and celebrity commentators.

If Michaela Strachan was involved i would definitely watch that

begbysback

Well - any update on our man?

mark_jmc

begbysback wrote: »

Well - any update on our man?

I believe he is still the number 1 suspect,
They are just waiting on number 2

ArchXStanton

That's some dedication...I can only imagine when he does go...ropes of the stuff

Steviesol

He will be growing a tail soon. Is there any news?

Cordell

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ever-hear-of-the-movie-constipation.jpg

JohnnyFlash

It must be like a large coconut inside him now.

corks finest

Fcuk him,had a brother o dosed last year,these death dealers/couriers need to be put down

kylith

If he doesn't go soon it's going to back up to the point it'll start coming out his mouth.

Realt Dearg Sec

kylith wrote: »

If he doesn't go soon it's going to back up to the point it'll start coming out his mouth.

A career in politics awaits.

radiata

That'll be one hell of a massive shiite when he finally goes. His hole will be in bits after it!

BattleCorp

Ah, he has to have had a sh1t by now.

I'd be ready to burst by the second day without having a crap.

begbysback

Reminds me a bit about the lad who was supposed to have meditated for months without food or water, turns out there may have been some shenanigans

Boom_Bap

After 47 days, he's been released as the evidence has not been dropped!!

Boom_Bap

According to reports, the longest an inmate has gone without using the toilet is 23 days, so Chambers has broken the British record by some distance.

:pac:

Purple Mountain

https://www.google.ie/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-swallows-drugs-refuses-toilet-poo-watch-freed-watch-essex-police-drug-dealer-operation-raptor-a8244006.html?amp

Purple Mountain

Boom_Bap wrote: »

According to reports, the longest an inmate has gone without using the toilet is 23 days, so Chambers has broken the British record by some distance.

:pac:

He didn't use the 'chamber' pot after all.

tayto lover

If they need him again they'll have no bother finding him. Just follow the hum.