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Poopmageddon: Drug suspect on toilet strike for 37 days 'could die'

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  • #152
    MilesMorales1
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    Jesus he'll need to go straight to the hospital.


  • #153
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,661 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Is this still going on?

    As the years go by I increasingly feel pleased with myself if I can last 37 minutes between having to piss.


  • #154
    discobeaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    http://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-weird-news-drug-suspect-refusing-to-poo-is-freed-from-jail-and-taken-to-hospital-20180307?utm_source=lboz&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=lboz


  • #155
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    A surgical team will fairly earn their cash today to clear that out :pac: :eek:


  • #156
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Topgear on Dave wrote: »
    A surgical team will fairly earn their cash today to clear that out :pac: :eek:

    Pour half a pint of fairy liquid down his throat. Or my missus' cooking. That'll fairly clear him out.


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  • #157
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Pour half a pint of fairy liquid down his throat. Or my missus' cooking. That'll fairly clear him out.

    A bowl of Lidl brand granola will have him moving in no time.


  • #158
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I remember a friend once was badly constipated after a trip abroad and at one point hadn't been to the bathroom in 12 days - even that horrified me beyond words. He was shuffling around like a 90 year old man and largely bed bound.


  • #159
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,498 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    He should be charged every penny of what it costs the NHS to treat him.


  • #160
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    BREAKING NEWS: after 7 weeks of self-enforced constipation, this dude has been granted bail and rushed to hospital in a police car. Talks of a manual extraction being required at this stage.


  • #161
    AlphabetCards
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 ✭✭AlphabetCards


    Without a doubt it will be a bowel obstruction case. Of course, over here NHS only really charge for prescriptions so his self-enforced condition will be paid by the taxpayer.


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  • #162
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Talks of a manual extraction being required at this stage.

    "the biggest forceps you got please nurse!"

    They should have left him off home to relax and to foul up his own place, but then place a James Bond Thunderball-style frogman in the pipe going to his septic tank to trap his contraband. You're nicked mate!


  • #163
    Aceandstuff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Aceandstuff


    topper75 wrote: »
    "the biggest forceps you got please nurse!"

    They should have left him off home to relax and to foul up his own place, but then place a James Bond Thunderball-style frogman in the pipe going to his septic tank to trap his contraband. You're nicked mate!

    "Thunderball" indeed...


  • #164
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Have the GBOR been contacted?


  • #165
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    No but the Thames Flood Barrier has been put on red alert


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