Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Uncharted

Is Joe writing a buke about the forgotten childer of Ark-la so to speak?

Rock Lesnar

40 year adult child, tell me i didnt just hear that

Greasy Tool

Good Shyt so !!

Dan Jaman

Uncharted wrote: »

Is Joe writing a buke about the forgotten childer of Ark-la so to speak?

"De forgotten childers of Arkla whot became taxidrivers and doyed on the job without filling out their XN25b form, so to speak".

meep

MmmChocolate wrote: »

Joe's entire show seems to be based largely on people totally unprepared to take personal responsibility for their own lives and look for somebody to blame when things go tits up on them.

With an unhealthy dose of entitlement thrown in.

And if you have a hint of death or suffering in your story, you'll get bumped to the top of the queue, it seems.

Somedude9

DEATH

Greasy Tool

DEATH!!!

Dan Jaman

So far, the only story today lacking death is the wedding dress one, and it's early days yet.

Roger_007

Another death!

Greasy Tool

A veritable vegetable he was Joe !!

Uncharted

Death in every single call! Is this a record?

Odyssey 2005

meep wrote: »

Joe: 'Lets put signs up everywhere to let taxi drivers know about all the little detaila pertaining to running their business.'

OR here's an idea...

Maybe include the details and forms in info packs they send out to drivers. Surely they have enough time sitting around at the ranks to read such important info?

In any case, I'd say it's a moot point now - putting it on Liveline means all the taxier drivers (dead or alive) now know about it

I thought taximen knew everything anyway

Odyssey 2005

Was he unwell for long caller .

Uncharted

Dan Jaman wrote: »

So far, the only story today lacking death is the wedding dress one, and it's early days yet.

De little business doyed so to speak......

Mike Guide 69

Joe pressing for tears, ffs....

Dan Jaman

Uncharted wrote: »

De little business doyed so to speak......

Without even a helping hand from Joe.

Uncharted

Is Fateen on an inhaler? Hmmmph sigh Hmmmph sigh every 30 seconds.
Darth Vader on line 2......

Dan Jaman

Abbi dabbi.

Uncharted

No way........

Greasy Tool

This should be good , unwell dole Dad ,

Uncharted

28....barely a toddler

Greasy Tool

Overdosed , no **** !!

Odyssey 2005

Greasy Tool wrote: »

This should be good , unwell dole Dad ,

Tried to top himself;)

MmmChocolate

Joe disappointed that the lad was discovered before he died.

Dan Jaman

Not enough misery, caller.
Call back when he's dead.

Greasy Tool

Whoy Joe ?? WHOY!!!

Odyssey 2005

Maybe it's you caller

Greasy Tool

He's on the dole ---- So's half the fvcking country Missus !!

Uncharted

This is unreal.....even for da lahvlahn. Fateen will need a versatis patch on both wrists after today.....

DoctorEdgeWild

She's really pushing the fact he's on welfare.