Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

sligojoek

Grandparents with no grandchildren.
WTF??

TomSweeney

Ally Dick

All new age nonsense

somesoldiers

meep wrote: »

Still though, only €5K for teh full post-death works in Spain, so to speak.

It might be worth heading over if you're feeling poorly. I predict a trend.

Dragons Den....go for it

SEPT 23 1989

im sure her son loved that:o

Odyssey 2005

meep wrote: »

Still though, only €5K for teh full post-death works in Spain, so to speak.

It might be worth heading over if you're feeling poorly. I predict a trend.

Get cheap Versatis patches ...they'll cure ya.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Not an Irish child, let's just put it that way.

I take it de child did not have de extra pale white Oirish looks, and dis wan gonna try and pass off as her granny

Odyssey 2005

Absolutely incredible..


Social Grandparents ??

Odyssey 2005

Ask Bernie is she close to passing Joe!

baldbear

Caller 3 will be on about the scones.

meep

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Get cheap Versatis patches ...they'll cure ya.

I've been taken off de versatis, caller. I should be entitled but the nasty goberment sez know and dere's no other way to possibly get dem if I can't get dem for free on de medical, so to speak.

baldbear

"Hello kids when I was a child the nuns abused me"

somesoldiers

Riveting tales am sure the kids love hearing this or is it they look forward to the Werthers Origanals

Mike Guide 69

Betty was very close to her donkey.....

sligojoek

Miched off to go to a Dana concert.

SEPT 23 1989

put the dog on

baldbear

baldbear wrote: »

My grandparents died in 1982 Joe. What about me? Could I bring there ashes?

My grandparents mostly all doyed before I was born, could I have a séance?

Odyssey 2005

Well that was bizarre

SEPT 23 1989

"on social media" what sort of a job is that?

Odyssey 2005

Sit up straight ppl. Ronan Hutchinson is monitoring us.

Odyssey 2005

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

"on social media" what sort of a job is that?

For the boys !!!

withless

I want to hear the teapot story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan Jaman

TomSweeney wrote: »

anyone else having issues with the stream ?

I can pee in it, no problem.

Itssoeasy

TomSweeney wrote: »

Is this the most POINTLESS topic ever discussed on the LL ?

That's a FAIRLY high bar caller.

Itssoeasy

Right I listened back to the lad who clocked off out foreign tonight while walking the dog(I realise that's irrelevant)

Things that were pointless/irrelevant to the callers point(what ever that was btw)

- arrived on a Saturday
-went for water aka pints
- played music on the balcony and was tone deaf
- had diabetes
- the fact her son was his godson
-the names of her niece and her boyfriend
- her husband and brother in law had work on a Monday
- he followed Liverpool
- the padre was married(he was probably Anglican)
- the fact that it was a nighttime cremation.
- the fact her brother died on his side with no pants on.

I see now why I stopped listening to liveline at work or at home.

somesoldiers

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Right I listened back to the lad who clocked off out foreign tonight while walking the dog(I realise that's irrelevant)

Things that were pointless/irrelevant to the callers point(what ever that was btw)

- arrived on a Saturday
-went for water aka pints
- played music on the balcony and was tone deaf
- had diabetes
- the fact her son was his godson
-the names of her niece and her boyfriend
- her husband and brother in law had work on a Monday
- he followed Liverpool
- the padre was married(he was probably Anglican)
- the fact that it was a nighttime cremation.
- the fact her brother died on his side with no pants on.

I see now why I stopped listening to liveline at work or at home.

this is unfortunately how Irish people ( women in particular) tell stories. I often marvel at how much useless and irrelevant detail my wife/ sister/ mother include in their conversations. I am a purely facts man
BTW my wife's name is Sinead, adds nothing I know but helps me reach my word target of 10,000 words per hour

Roger_007

No prizes for guessing what will be on da Loivelion t'day!

FOYER! FOYER! FOYER!

Greybottle

Joe won't be happy with this either. A list of the 5 best Irish comedies of all time, as put together by RTE. No mention of Brendan O'Cackle and Mrs Browns Boys on it.

https://www.rte.ie/culture/2018/0321/949079-the-5-best-irish-sitcoms-ever/

ButtersSuki

(Yesterday's version of) De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 56
Joe Shows: 51
No Show Joe Shows: 5
Breakeens 4 Joe: 5
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €127,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

ButtersSuki

I'm in De Yew Kay dis week so to speak. Will Fateen De Foyre Hound be in Full On Foyre Mode Twoday so to speak?