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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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    #3362
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    BettePorter wrote: »
    So this is a 'Someone give me a free hollier quick' call

    pretty much


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    #3363
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Was Joe having a terrible choking fit, there? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3364
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    ha- joe only knows go raibh maith agat


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    #3365
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Calling his bluff on the gaeilge. Haa


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    #3366
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    f'ck off with your irish


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    #3367
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe with the cursory dig at Ryanair even though they’re not involved in this story.


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    #3368
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Is this a ****ing piss take ?


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    #3369
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Tempered glass, caller. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3370
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,612 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Have I tuned in to Mario Rosenstock ???


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    #3371
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    get plastic glasses


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    #3372
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Buy different glasses then,ya gob****e


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    #3373
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Get on to a Healy rea rather than joe and it’ll be sorted in 2 seconds


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    #3374
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    10 years of exploding glasses and after 10 years he rings Duffy


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    #3375
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    mojesius wrote: »
    She spent 18k in SuperValu in 18 months?! What the feck is she buying? If she shopped around a bit in Lidl, Aldi Dunnes etc she'd probably have saved a good few k which in turn could be used to purchase said holiday. Basic budgeting!

    No Joe made a mistake in the mattymaticks ... it's a point a penny, so 180Euro ...


    edit - 180 Euro not 1,800, now im ****ing up with the mattymaticks :D:D:D


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    #3376
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    The sense of righteous indignation is appalling

    I know. The caller’s is pretty bad too. ;)


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    #3377
    BettePorter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,257 ✭✭✭BettePorter


    I just checked. ....its 1 point per euro spent Mrs not 1 point per cent .


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    #3378
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Glass half full......Joe desperately scrambling for puns


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    #3379
    Somedude9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭Somedude9


    But did anyone die, caller


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    #3380
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Call out the bomb disposal people to disarm your glasses!


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    #3381
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 17,061 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Stop using the glasses.

    Simple.


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    #3382
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I was on the guinness all week. I didnt have that problem.

    My arsehole exploded on tuesday


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    #3383
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    No Joe made a mistake in the mattymaticks ... it's a point a penny, so 1.8k ...

    keep going...


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    #3384
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    "glass half full" joke

    "stout" joke

    Duffy thinking of other ****e "jokes" to tell us all


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    #3385
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Joe's geography is on a par with his maths. 0


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    #3386
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "De glass isn't stout enough" pun again. :rolleyes:


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    #3387
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,344 ✭✭✭mojesius


    I take it this is 'random shyte Thursday' on de lahvlahn


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    #3388
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,062 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    It's the rogue mutant radon caller.


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    #3389
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    BPKS wrote: »
    Stop using the glasses.

    Simple.

    Wait. Hold on. He cant be dealing with reasonable solutions to a nonsense problem.


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    #3390
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Feckin conspiracy theorist, definitely get on the Healy Raes


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    #3391
    ButtersSuki
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    Ha! Ha! Fateen caught out again with his "local knowledge".


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