Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Dan Jaman

Get yourself a spine, missus, and kick him out.

I’m drinkin de whiskey, can’t get Joe’s voice outta my head.

ButtersSuki

Ah here, it's 3 o'clock, feck off Mary, I'm outta here, Ray D'Arcy is next.

Uncharted

A strong woman...... patronising weasel

Dan Jaman

What is this, Triplet Thursaady?

Mike Guide 69

No take care Petal?, ah here Joe

TheHomeService

Today's producer was "Fair Gus Sweeney"

Uncharted

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

No take care Petal?, ah here Joe

In a hurry,so to speak........ funeral in de morning

ButtersSuki

De burdens will become heavier but yer shoulders will be stronger and dat....



....or words to that effect.

Mike Guide 69

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

No take care Petal?, ah here Joe

He’s out of kilter, Yew’s off today.

ButtersSuki

Not a single mention of De Foyre......

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De burdens will become heavier but yer shoulders will be stronger and dat....



....or words to that effect.

Reminds me of the time when I was a kid and de budgie died. I had got a dog about 3 months before. Mother said”God never closes one door but he opens another”, I answered back “you mean he never opens a door without shutting one closed”. Don’t be disrespectful... etc Iwas told.

Jeff2

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Joe’s in de cemetery at 10am, I’ll be in de operatin teatre same time getting de leg fixeded, to be plastered after in Versatis.

All the best with the operation.

djemba djemba

Is Joe planning any special shows for the 2nd anniversary of the 100th anniversary of the Easter Rising or has his interest gone in that now and more interested in flogging his new book

Uncharted

djemba djemba wrote: »

Is Joe planning any special shows for the 2nd anniversary of the 100th anniversary of the Easter Rising or has his interest gone in that now and more interested in flogging his new book

De new buke is out fer de Eester weekend petal....... the fur gotten childers of de Ark-la weddin shop dress massacre in de snowstorm of 2018........ so to speak.

meep

By the way, where did the 'What colour is de <insert object/person/concept/intangible here>' query originate, so to speak?

A bit before my toime.

TheHomeService

djemba djemba wrote: »

Is Joe planning any special shows for the 2nd anniversary of the 100th anniversary of the Easter Rising or has his interest gone in that now and more interested in flogging his new book

He will have a supply of the bukes in the boot of the Jag at the cemetery tomorrow. He will also mention his tome (and perhaps even read from it) in his graveside oration.

If you are there, and decide to buy a copy for cash, don't expect a receipt.

sligojoek

TheHomeService wrote: »

Fateen will be working out some lager related puns.

Lager than life.

somesoldiers wrote: »

Charlie Chauk will be happy

How's his leg these days?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Did Fateen just give his Twitter address as "Talk to Joe at 850"?



Is it not 1850?

It's numbers. He's bound to get it ar$eways. I think he has a new twitter handle.

Hector Savage wrote: »

All 3 are still around ???

What type of question is that to ask about someones kids for FUXAKE!!!!

In other words, are any of them dead?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ah here, it's 3 o'clock, feck off Mary, I'm outta here, Ray D'Arcy is next.

I could swear he said Ray Dempsey today.

meep wrote: »

By the way, where did the 'What colour is de <insert object/person/concept/intangible here>' query originate, so to speak?

A bit before my toime.

I could be wrong but I think Joe used always ask people, "What colour is your dog?".

anthonyjmaher

Once again why is Joe Duffy allowed to promote his own Twitter handle, an online posterboard moriya for his own wares. And then a full promo about some other DEATHLY related event he's organising with all his f**king morbird friends, with no doubt a morbid f**king book to follow which will promoted using his show and Twitter feed once again.
As I said before I think RTE should organise a special project to investigate the deaths of the 20 million Russians who died in WWII. He'd love it .. .with all the death an dat.. and you'd get rid of him once and for all.

Atlantic Dawn

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

Once again why is Joe Duffy allowed to promote his own Twitter handle, an online posterboard moriya for his own wares.

I think when you are a higher upper in de RTE so to speak you can do whatever ta fook you want as nobody will challange you, certainly looks that way, it would never happen on the BBC.

Jeff2

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I think when you are a higher upper in de RTE so to speak you can do whatever ta fook you want as nobody will challange you, certainly looks that way, it would never happen on the BBC.

Have you ever been there.?
Even most of the receptionist think they are above you.
And the post room staff.

somesoldiers

Jeff2 wrote: »

Have you ever been there.?
Even most of the receptionist think they are above you.
And the post room staff.

Like Switzers or Arnotts

SEPT 23 1989

meep wrote: »

By the way, where did the 'What colour is de <insert object/person/concept/intangible here>' query originate, so to speak?

A bit before my toime.

I think it was about a dog he didnt ask what breed it was just the colour

probably wrong it all sounds the same at this stage

BPKS

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I think it was about a dog he didnt ask what breed it was just the colour

probably wrong it all sounds the same at this stage

Yes I think it was the time some postman rang in saying he kept getting bitten by a dog at a certain house and Joe asked him what colour was the dog.

thecretinhop

Aer lingus again
Car hire
Russians

Ronan said "what might be on the show" lol

2smiggy

thecretinhop wrote: »

Aer lingus again
Car hire
Russians

Ronan said "what might be on the show" lol

surely he has enough people lined up at this stage to talk about the great fire of 2-18 in Ballymun ??

I could hardly think of anything worse than typical liveline callers giving there knowledgeable opinions on Russia :rolleyes:

Uncharted

JOE.......Don't be RUSSIAN to conclusions now,ja heer me........ (camp laugh) hee hee

sligojoek

He'll have the manager of the Celtic Bar at that resort in France

Mena Mitty

BPKS wrote: »

Yes I think it was the time some postman rang in saying he kept getting bitten by a dog at a certain house and Joe asked him what colour was the dog.

Orban mith at this stage.

dvcireland

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