Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

PBH is furiously scrubbing himself now with a Russian caviar exfoliant after his close encounter with the great unwashed public....

Joe: Wat colour is de Russian Caviar Exfoliant?

ButtersSuki

Want to know how useless PBH is as a Lahv Lahn host? He couldn't even get a fight out of two people on opposite sides of the ABORTION debate. :rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 59
Joe Shows: 53
No Show Joe Shows: 6
Breakeens 4 Joe: 6
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 2 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th, second show on March 26th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €132,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

sligojoek

meep wrote: »

so this lady keeps sending money in cards, despite note of them ever getting delivered intact?

They probably know her handwriting by now.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

They probably know her handwriting by now.

Wat colour is her handwriting?

SecretsOfEarth

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat colour is her handwriting?

Joined

Uncharted

As we speak,PBH is thrashing his man servant to within an inch of his life for not warming his horse hair slippers by the hearth overnight........ the indignition of it all for the new people's hero.
Cripes!

ButtersSuki

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Joined

A-ha!

Mena Mitty

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Joined

Would dat be a hint of 'Joined' or a whiter shade of 'Joined' hue.

....I'll get me topcoat and scarf.

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Would dat be a hint of 'Joined' or a whiter shade of 'Joined' hue.

....I'll get me topcoat and scarf.

It'd be "joint" or "giant" if Fateen did say it and dat.

zell12

On today's show
Russian Ambassador discusses Ferrero Rocher tastings
Paddy's gold bullion went missing in the post
Jacinta is concerned about the gender of aborted baby images
Michael heard a miaowing cat in a fir tree in de Blanch

withless

zell12 wrote: »

On today's show
Russian Ambassador discusses Ferrero Rocher tastings
Paddy's gold bullion went missing in the post
Jacinta is concerned about the gender of aborted baby images
Michael heard a miaowing cat in a fir tree in de Blanch

"So you're saying that on today's show there will be topics such as Russian Ambassador discusses cat tastings, Jacinta's gold bullion went missing in the post Paddy is concerned about the gender of aborted baby images
and Michael heard a miaowing Ferrero Rocher in a fir tree in de Blanch, is that what your're sayin'?"

zell12

withless wrote: »

So thou art saying that on today's showeth thither wilt beest topics such than Ambassador o'Tsar discusses cat tastings,
Jacinta's gold bullion wenteth ambling in the royal passage,
Paddy is concerned about the sex of aborted littelh paintings
and Michael hath heard a miaowing Ferrero Rocher in a fir tree in Ville de Blanch, is that what thou speaketh?

Aye, caller. Aye.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 60
Joe Shows: 53
No Show Joe Shows: 7
Breakeens 4 Joe: 7
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 3 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th, second show on March 26th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €132,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

buried

This caller definitely rang the show. Definitely. Wow. Good Lord

Dan Jaman

Your fingerprints show you to be "Fingers McGraw, the well-known bugle smuggler and all-round bad egg."

BPKS

This is why pre-clearance in Shannon and Dublin is an absolute god-send.

Unless of course you have a guitar and a bad attitude.

somesoldiers

J1 over stayer

Rule no 1: do pre clearance at Dublin airport
Rule no 2: NEVER correct each other at security control

BPKS

Ah so you outstayed your 3 month holiday visa caller.

buried

Your under arrest for gobbledygook boring story you have the right to remain silent for christ sakes

SEPT 23 1989

so you broke the law

Roger_007

BPKS wrote: »

This is why pre-clearance in Shannon and Dublin is an absolute god-send.

Unless of course you have a guitar and a bed attitude.

A 'bed' attitude might be an advantage?;)

NIMAN

Flustered.

He's lying

buried

PBH doing more talking for this lad than himself

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

Ah so you outstayed your 3 month holiday visa caller.

Bit of a fool to drag his kids on a holiday knowing this.

And what does he think calling into a chat show in IRELAND is going to help with this?

Dan Jaman

"I fought the Law and the Law turned out to prove itself to be an over-bearing, bullying arsehole."

NIMAN

He's trying to blame US authorities when he's at fault

Next.

Rock Lesnar

Sounds to me like a make it up as ya go along story

BPKS

Deleted User wrote: »

Bit of a fool to drag his kids on a holiday knowing this.

And what does he think calling into a chat show in IRELAND is going to help with this?

Because everybody in Ireland hates Trump and this is most certainly Trumps fault dont you know